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635382 No. 635382 ID: ce3b31

Well you've done it now. Good fucking job. You advised this hapless person and now your charge is falling from the sky to their probably inevitable death by splat.

Let's review how you screwed up, shall we?

Taking a slight break from MHFC to do something silly I've been wanting to do.
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No. 635383 ID: ce3b31
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635383

Let's see just how you did this. I think that it should go into the report.

What is this probably-doomed person's name again?

And please, what was their gender, and two adjectives that describe them. In your own words, please?
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No. 635384 ID: 9297f4

Ash Remly
Female
Busty
Slut
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No. 635385 ID: b9cef6

Jack Braxton.
Male.
Shifty and quick-witted.
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No. 635386 ID: 6cb462

N: Trevor
G: Male
a1: Lazy
a2: Stoic
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No. 635387 ID: 5db52c

Lena Rendón
Female
Crafty and surreptitious.
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No. 635388 ID: e2a92b

Edward Lemmings
Male
Gullible
Flightless.
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No. 635389 ID: 6e79d4

Albert Benson
male
getting on in years, masculinity personified
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No. 635390 ID: bd8b82

hank
male
propane
accessories
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No. 635391 ID: 7656df

sam
neutral
quick
skinny
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No. 635392 ID: c57d78

STUD BEEFPILE
MALE
HUGE
MANLY
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No. 635394 ID: a9753c

Para Traverse
Female
Determined
Neurotic
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No. 635395 ID: 744329

Groovedream Lovefreak
Male
Confident
Salacious
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No. 635397 ID: f63e0b

Frank
Female
Morose, Sarcastic
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No. 635398 ID: ce3b31
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635398

Verifying data:
Name: HANK RENDÓN
GENDER: MALE
A1: HUGE
a2: SURREPTITIOUS

HANK is the world's largest super-spy. He is also the most secretive- nobody knows what organization he works for, not even the organization he works for. He's the only one who knows his missions and then he eats the paper he writes it on just in case.
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No. 635399 ID: ce3b31
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635399

HANK is currently asleep in a bed that is too small for him.

But, of course, every bed is too small for HANK because he is HUGE.

ADJECTIVE QUEST uses the ADJECTIVE ACTION SYSTEM
Your current charge can hear you, and can answer questions telepathically.
Any actions you suggest will be considered by your charge, unless they directly oppose one of his ADJECTIVES, in which case he will refuse.
Conversely, any suggestion that is in line with an ADJECTIVE he will always agree to.

There are ways for a character to gain adjectives during the course of the adventure. In this world, ADJECTIVES are POWER.
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No. 635400 ID: bd8b82

start the day in the way of hugeness. a huge yawn and a quick work out to get the blood pumping.
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No. 635401 ID: 5db52c

How are you supposed to be surreptitious while being huge? Doesn't your size make you stand out- make you too memorable to be a spy?

Anyways, wake up, sneak out of bed, leave a body double so it looks like you're still in bed, just in case.

Eat a huge breakfast to feed your huge frame.
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No. 635402 ID: 9297f4

Find a chick with a huge rack and give her a huge ring with a huge diamond then give her a huge baby.
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No. 635405 ID: a9753c

Tread the cacophonous floor carefully as you take grand steps to your extensive supercomputer and your conspicuous breakfast.

The hearty breakfast is laced with hallucinogenic poisons, so you don't eat it. Instead, you have a redundant breakfast maker hidden in a shadowed cabinet. Your excessive paranoia compels you to produce an alluring meal right in front of your overwhelming supercomputer and then discretely consume breakfast in an underserviced compartment.
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No. 635406 ID: ce3b31
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635406

>start the day in the way of hugeness. a huge yawn and a quick work out to get the blood pumping.

HANK jumps out of bed and lets out a HUGE yawn and begins his morning HUGERSIZE

Hold on, are you a wire? Wait wires work the other way. Are you my contacts? You must be. Nobody else would be in my head.

>How are you supposed to be surreptitious while being huge? Doesn't your size make you stand out- make you too memorable to be a spy?

People tend not to look up.

>Anyways, wake up, sneak out of bed, leave a body double so it looks like you're still in bed, just in case.

Way ahead of you. It's not even my real body double, it's my secret second one that doesn't look like me. JUST IN CASE.

>Eat a huge breakfast to feed your huge frame.
There's no breakfast here. I'll have to go somewhere else first.
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No. 635409 ID: 5db52c

>There's no breakfast here. I'll have to go somewhere else first.
Sneak to kitchen, eat hug breakfast.

Throw on a huge yet nondescript bathrobe first.
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No. 635410 ID: b9cef6

Go into the kitchen, then! Not the room that looks like your kitchen where all the food is laced with laxidives, the one with the enteramce hidden behind the bookshelf.
You open it by pulling out your large-print oxford's combined dictionary and thesaurous.
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No. 635411 ID: a9753c

Find the biggest secret compartment in your nonchalant apartment and extract your unassembled breakfast. Carefully analyze each unique piece before fervent consumption.

Then put on some dull clothes.
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No. 635457 ID: 46df9e

Go admire your most prized possession that no one must ever no about before moving its super secret hiding place as you do every morning.
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No. 635510 ID: 8f01e8

Pull indistinguishably book-shaped lever, opening secret door and initiating automated breakfast sequence.
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No. 635760 ID: ce3b31
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635760

Alright, I think we may need to have a huge briefing on this mission and my current status:

One: I wouldn't have a supercomputer in one specific place like that where anyone could find it.

B: I don't have a house, it would tie me down too much to a single, and therefore non-clandestine location.

And three:

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No. 635761 ID: ce3b31
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635761

This is an IKEA
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No. 635764 ID: bd8b82

oh, well stealth away with several nearby bits of cloth and use secret techniques to turn it into a huge suit.
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No. 635765 ID: d3be40

Move past the boisterous crowd undetected, using the elephant-in-the-room subtle trick.

And GET AN EXCESIVE NUMBER OF CLOTHES ALREADY.
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No. 635768 ID: 5db52c

Eat a huge amount of Swedish meatballs for breakfast, somehow without being noticed,

...unless you have clothes hidden covertly in the not-room, you're going to have to improvise something out of towels / bedding / fabric. I don't think Ikea stocks clothes, at all.
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No. 635794 ID: 6cb462

Retrieve your secret censor bar remote and set it from HUGE to MASSIVE
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No. 635802 ID: f4d940

Ooh, ooh. You could "borrow" the clothes right off of people without them even noticing!
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No. 635920 ID: ce3b31
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635920

HANK SURREPTITIOUSLY sneaks drapes, bedsheets, etc, and fashions a HUGE spy suit out of it.

Adjusting his HUGE makeshift tie, he stalks the corridors unseen.
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No. 635921 ID: ce3b31
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635921

HANK has one goal in mind: one mission:

THE ASSASSINATION OF IKEA PRIME
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No. 635924 ID: d3be40

Hack the nearest elevator so that you are inconspicuous to security cameras and at blurry speeds.

Also, find a wide parachute.
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No. 635925 ID: 809713

Obtain improvised parachute. Just in case you need to make a sudden exit from the tower.
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No. 635930 ID: b9cef6

Do we... are we assasinating the building?
Okay then.
First stop: Kitchen. Sneak down the fire escapes to the kitchen level.
There, we will make explosives out of the ingrediant they use to give meatballs such an explosively meaty taste.
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No. 636021 ID: 88960e

>Do we... are we assasinating the building?
Blowing up the whole building to eliminate one target isn't very circumspect. ...although the explosion would be huge.
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No. 636024 ID: 46df9e

Discreetly search for Ikea Prime's assembly instructions if you follow the instructions backwards pulling apart what your supposed to put together that should make destroying it easy enough.
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No. 636259 ID: ce3b31
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636259

IKEA PRIME is said to be the true head of the world's Ikeas- where they get their power. Presumably he is on the top floor of this, the IKEA CITADEL, but it is not known how many floors it even has.
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No. 636260 ID: ce3b31
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636260

HANK fashions a HUGE PARACHUTE out of bits of cloth. As HANK is not a TAILOR or a PARACHUTE SPECIALIST it's probably a crappy parachute, but it might help? Maybe?
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No. 636261 ID: ce3b31
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636261

HANK comes to a crossroads

Where do?
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No. 636262 ID: 6cb462

Crossroads? Where you are heading, there are no crossroads. Do a huge jump and burst through the ceiling.
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No. 636263 ID: e2a92b

To Strange Geometry! Words are power! (Well, adjectives specifically.)
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No. 636264 ID: 809713

>but it is not known how many floors it even has.
This is IKEA. They're constantly assembling new floors from kits. As time progresses, it only grows huger. Frustrating, if admirable.

>where go
Shortcuts aren't surreptitious. Strange geometry is similarly obvious. To the bath desks!
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No. 636266 ID: e114bc

>>636261
STRANGE GEOMETRY!
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