WELCOME SPORTSBALL FANS, IT'S A LOVELY DAY AT CORPORATE SPONSOR FIELD AND THE TEAMS ARE READY TO KICK OFF A TOP NOTCH SPORTSBALL GAME.
TODAY'S TEAMS ARE THE BELJA PROTAGONISTS: RYNH GANJEEL JEHRAL AND SIKA NIRSKAS THODREN KRENDROS GUSTAV ALDRICK FIONA JOHAN AND KORCHA GRANGUL
AND THE SILVERTHAL SIDECHARACTERS! YRR'A IKKI VISHTKIN ALBAN ILDLORI SAMIRA OLGHAO NAKO KIPAFIRL SHERANI NINYAU AND SALIKETH LET'S GO DOWN TO THE FIELD!
SPORTSBALL! PLAY THE GAME, WIN THE POINTS!
Rynh kick the ball straight through the other team and into the net for maximum points
But first, time for NATIONAL ANTHEMS!
Sportsball: attempt to escape before you get killed to death by the two teams fighting over you.
GANJEEL GAINS POSSESSION OF THE SPORTSBALL AND STRIKES IT WITH HER FOOT, BOWLING OVER KIPAFIRL WITH IT AND TURNING THE BALL OVER TO THE OPPOSING TEAM, SINCE IT HAS BEEN CAUGHT.
Thodren tackle that goblin she is small and weak and you are huge!
>>632359 Ganjeel: Stuff the ball in your pants and run for the goal zone plate for extra Pants Points.
>>632365 Er, Nako rather.
KIPAFIRL: run for your life, before you find yourself at the bottom of a dogpile.
THE BALL IS SECURELY DOWN KIPAFIRL'S PANTS AND SHE'S RUNNING FOR THE GOAL, BUT ONE OF THE KOBOLDS IS GOING FOR A TACKLE! THEY ALL LOOK THE SAME TO ME. SENSITIVITY TRAINING, HERE I COME!
Team protag needs to stop that charge. Quick, while she's distracted and looking back, someone kick her in the balls.
Grab the ball Sika!
Depants her!
Mock Nako for the fact that she was once a main character but has now been demoted to a lowly side character!
>>632421 Kobolds rarely work alone. They're about to double-team her. Pants will be lost, I can almost guarantee.
NIRSKAS GOES FOR THE TACKLE AND HANDILY DEPANTSES KIPAFIRL! THE BALL IS FREE AND THIS IS ANYONE'S GAME!
Y'rra now's your chance grab the ball! and go for the goal
Referee: give Nirskas a yellow card
I think that's Sika. Grab her ass.
Quick. Someone trying to kick the ball fail to correct for new circumstances quickly enough, and kick Nirskas flying head over heels.
Now for what everyone's been waiting for. Korcha locks horns with Sherani, and the crowd wins either way!