Panty-Panda 2015/03/09(Mon)01:01 No. 628358 ID: 9d972f
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Should you buy flowers, or weed?

flowers!

Buy the flowers and smoke them.

Buy the weed, obviously.

Flowers is probably a better life choice.

>>628357
Please god forgive me of my sins

why the hell did I write "You're"

why do you need to buy flowers in the first place?

>>628364
Ha ha ha ha ha ha. *I* forgive you, at any rate.

Depends. Is someone expecting you to get them flowers?

Buy dandelions. They are a flower and a weed.

>>628374
YES.

Dandelion is the way to go.

Panty-Panda 2015/03/09(Mon)15:47 No. 628432 ID: 9d972f
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>why do you need to buy flowers in the first place?

Someone you care about might want them. But, times have been really hard lately, what with them and all the things that have been happening. You honestly just feel like hitting a spliff and forgetting it all.

>flowers!
>Flowers is probably a better life choice.
>Depends. Is someone expecting you to get them flowers?

Flowers... Would probably be the better choice. And no, they aren't expecting them. They aren't really expecting anything, you guess. But, flowers it is then.

Panty-Panda 2015/03/09(Mon)15:48 No. 628433 ID: 9d972f
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You approach the flower shop and walk inside, greeting the lady at the front counter.

Panty-Panda 2015/03/09(Mon)15:49 No. 628434 ID: 9d972f
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She introduces herself as Joi, and asks if she can be of any service. You explain that you need to get an arrangement of flowers for someone.

She asks politely what the occasion is. You're not entirely sure what you should say to her, being that you are sort of uncomfortable discussing the subject at hand.

Ask Joi for a arrangement that would make someone feel special. That could vaguely direct her in the right direction.

Tell her you just want some damn flowers.

Experience a vague sense of déjà vu, where Joi is the person you're here to buy flowers for, and the flower salesperson, and dead.

just say its a gift for a friend becuase something happened. no need to be specific, and itll hopefully make her not pry too much

just a surprise gift for a friend.

Panty-Panda 2015/03/09(Mon)17:56 No. 628465 ID: de646c
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You explain that you'd like an arrangement that would make someone feel special. When prompted for a person, the first thing that comes toy uor mind is your mother.

Panty-Panda 2015/03/09(Mon)17:59 No. 628466 ID: de646c
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She says that you're gesture is very sweet, and that she could definitely whip something up.

She also refers to you as a "dashing young man," and asks you what you are doing later tonight. She explains that she might have the arrangement finished by the time that they close tonight, and if you wanted to, you and her could hang out.

...are you getting the flowers for someone who's dead?

Agree to hang out. You could use a change of pace.

bend her over the counter and fuck her viciously.

>When prompted for a person, the first thing that comes to your mind is your mother.
So that means you were lying, right? They're not for your mother.

>flirting
I'd comment that's unusual behavior for someone at a flower counter, but she thinks you're here for your mother.

Depends on who you're really getting them for. If you're not otherwise romantically entangled, I suppose it's not a bad thing.

>>628466
Take her up on her offer, its not like you have anywhere to go anyways.

Also be oblivious to her advances.

well do you have any plans for tonight or do you have any reason to say no? if you answered no to both might as well take her up on her suggestion.

"I would be busy tonight but I just spent my weed money on flowers for a reason I won't even tell the voices in my head about because it's a secret."

Panty-Panda 2015/03/11(Wed)23:04 No. 628789 ID: 5cdce2
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You think hard on this for a moment. You don't really have anything else going on at the moment. And, a change of pace would definitely be nice. you've been slugging along for such a long time. Worrying every day. Never getting enough sleep. It's not even really HER fault. You just worry. A whole, WHOLE lot. But still...

You come to the conclusion that you need this. You need this desperately. Social interaction. Something other than your shitty job, your shitty friends who you've lost contact with, and everything else in your life that's shitty.

Plus, the girl is just cute.

>>628790
rad. Time and place?

Time to exchange phone numbers and ask her if there is anywhere special she would like to go.

Panty-Panda 2015/03/16(Mon)06:44 No. 629395 ID: ce3e9e
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>>629395
Please hurry, I must know if Malachi gets those flowers or not, the suspense is killing me.

Panty-Panda 2015/03/17(Tue)23:24 No. 629738 ID: ce3e9e
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Joi asks for your name, and you politely reply. Malachi. Nice name, she says.

She jots down her phone number neatly on a small slip of paper and hands it over to you.

She also asks where you would want to go tonight, if you did hang out.

Go to the mall and buy her some cheap clothing and then craft some better clothes that look like all that overpriced fashion-of-the-minute ^&*(.

Take her out to a halfway decent restaurant? I'm not talking McDonalds, and I'm not talking Red Lobster. Somewhere in the middle.

Take her to Taco Bell because you don't have very much money and Taco Bell has awesome food.

>>629911
No.

>>629782
Yeah, somewhere along the order of Chipotle, Applebee's, Denny's, Togo's.

>>629938
But we literally just spent our last few dollars on the flowers, id doubt even with the money we could pay for oursleves, no instead go to a park, she likes flowers and best of all you dont have to pay anything.

Panty-Panda 2015/03/19(Thu)21:33 No. 630043 ID: 77a20b
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You tell Joi that you'll have something in mind for later tonight, maybe you can get something to eat and take a walk through the park. She says that it sounds perfect, and you pay her for the flower arrangement.

Panty-Panda 2015/03/19(Thu)21:36 No. 630044 ID: 77a20b
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You part with Joi and make your way back to your apartment. You know that you have a little bit of money stashed away somewhere, and it would be just enough to get you through tonight with your new pseudo-girlfriend. You think that's what she is? Whatever. The money WAS for weed, but you figure that this is a much better alternative spending method.

Malachi walks all the way around to the back of his building and up to the top floor, where he lives in room 120.

Panty-Panda 2015/03/19(Thu)21:36 No. 630045 ID: 77a20b
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You are now in Malachi's apartment.

>>630045
Cool, lets get that money and then twiddle our thumbs around for about five hours.

By the way, you never said who the flowers were for, im guessing someone pretty important all things considered.

Put those flowers in a vase with water, freshen up(take a quick shower if you have time), and grab the cash. As for a restaurant, you can't go wrong with some kind of Italian or a Applebee's. Then go on your walk, look at the stars, a fountain if they have one, and just talk. Don't talk about religion or politics unless they start with that topic. As for a perfect time for a kiss, that'll be tricky. But at the end of it all, walk her home, say you had a great time and give her a kiss then if you haven't already.

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Check what's on the news.

Make a mental note to get a bigger TV stand, or at least move it out of the middle of the floor. You're bound to knock it over one of these days.

You can't have a proper date without any of the proper head wear!
Put on that cool hat of yours, and increase its coolness attribute by wearing it backwards.

put the flowers in a vase or somewhere where they wont die quickly and then watch some TV for a bit. Once it get's closer to the time of your date get up and freshen up a bit.

Panty-Panda 2015/03/21(Sat)21:37 No. 630303 ID: 77a20b
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Panty-Panda 2015/03/31(Tue)19:15 No. 632057 ID: ce3e9e
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>Put those flowers in a vase with water
>put the flowers in a vase or somewhere where they wont die quickly

Oh sillies, Malachi hasn't gotten the flowers yet! Joi said she would have them finished by the time work ended, so he'll get them when she gets off her shift.

You note that your TV stand sucks (and so does your tv as a matter of fact), as you move past it into your kitchen. Now where did you put that extra money?

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>>632057
In the cookie jar?

Obviously in the hollowed out electrical socket. You just tell guests that it gives off a weak charge.

under the stove

In the freezer behind all the ground meat?

>>632057
In the hole in the wall

That blue tile in front of the oven looks smaller compared to the others. Check under that.

Where would you keep cold hard cash? The freezer of course.

the hole in the wall!

Panty-Panda 2015/04/04(Sat)21:27 No. 632957 ID: 261aff
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You check everywhere you can think of.

There is nothing weird about the wallpaper peeling in your kitchen, there is only food in the fridge, and the wall socket is just that, a wall socket. You still cannot remember where exactly the money is, but you do know it's here.

The kitchen is basically the only place you can store things, aside from your bedroom, which is small and currently holds only a bed.

>>632957
Did you check in the cabinets?

Well, if it's not the cabinets, then it must be in under the bed. OR MAYBE IT'S IN THAT HORRIBLE TV STAND.

Panty-Panda 2015/04/04(Sat)22:47 No. 632972 ID: 261aff
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Oh god, how could you have forgotten the cabinets? After the sudden thought crosses your mind, you remember where you stashed the money, along with some other things.

>>632973
Looks like drugs to me. As it is not-money, check the next one over.

Panty-Panda 2015/04/04(Sat)22:56 No. 632976 ID: 261aff
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Ah yes, here we are.

>>632976
I'm not seeing the cash. Is it in the bong?

Panty-Panda 2015/04/04(Sat)23:09 No. 632979 ID: 261aff
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You remove the contents of the cabnet, which include (1)Bong, (1)Small Baggie, and (1)
Pack of Cigarillos.

You pull the small wad of cash out of the baggie, which also happens to contain your weed. You keep a couple hundred dollars here in case of emergencies. Does a unplanned date count as an emergency? Whatever, you're using the stuff anyway.

>>632979

The spoilering of this image was accidental, sorry.

>>632980
You can probably get it edited by reporting it.

>>632979
Couple hundred dollars? That should be more than enough. Even if you go to a fairly fancy place I wouldn't expect you'd be spending more than forty or fifty.

So uh... I dunno, what else do you need to do? Trim up? Dress up nice? Just kill time?

Think about where you're gonna go. What are nice places to get dinner? Are there any good movies showing?

Spray some febreze or something on that cash. Wouldn't bode well for your date if you pay in money that smells straight up dank.

If you have time, catch a shower too.

Panty-Panda 2015/05/12(Tue)20:34 No. 640048 ID: 0d2a2f
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You febreeze that shit real quick. Don't want to pay with money that smells like ganja.

Speaking of smells, you might want to take a shower. It would be a pretty bad scene if you showed up to your first date smelling like... Well. Goat.

So, what are you waiting for? Go straight to the shower!!

Girls love when you smell nice. Get to smelling nice.

>>640048
you paid your water bill right? go take a shower