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SUPER UPDATE QUEST GOLD HD REMASTERED THE DIRECTOR'S CUT Suggestion 2015/02/20(Fri)11:27 No. 625814 ID: db2d60

Yeah that's right, it's time to revisit the worst idea in the world!

THE RULES:

1- There are not necessarily Suggestions in Update Quest. A person can suggest if they don't want to draw an update, but they shouldn't count on much coming of it.
2- Anyone can update Update Quest. To do so they must simultaneously post a suggestion (Ideally in a command line format) and an image (description optional, but often appreciated) showing the results of that suggestion. Everyone is the author.
3- No simple negations of previous updates. Everything is canon.
4- Art Quality is not important. Any characters introduced should have some obviously recognizable feature that can be reasonably reproduced by anyone attempting to update update quest. Anyone updating Update Quest should feel free to draw to the best of their ability, or even simply to draw passably.
5- Don't just create characters and start E-RPing or anything like that. No original do not steal freeform one-upmanship either.
6- In the spirit of good questmanship, try to avoid just trolling this into the ground. This is a risky endeavor, and it'd be nice to see it work out.
7- If you have an idea for something, update! Non-contradictory updates can be held alongside one another, and either can be built upon, brought back together, or run parallel. In the event that multiple segments are running concurrently, put something in your subject line and refer back to the post you are updating from (which is good form in the first place). We don't want this to just end up with one or two people updating, that defeats the purpose.
8- Try to think of this as a quest version of a three-word story. there's no hard word limit, but odds are good that if you are posting multiple paragraphs you are posting too much.
9- If your update requires multiple posts to convey what is happening, you are posting too much at once. Let somebody else have a turn!
10- Do not introduce a wrinkle only to iron it out immediately, and do not simply try to circumvent other updater's obstacles by ignoring them.
11- Generally speaking, a post about an obstacle can either introduce a problem, introduce a solution to a problem, or implement a solution to a problem. No one updater (and cetrainly no one post) should do more than one of these things at a time.
12- Don't just arbitrarily kill off characters who have been introduced. Try to give every character a chance to be defined and do something!
13- Try to keep the quest, in general, around a pg-13 rating. Nudity and violence is fine, but it shouldn't be everything and don't just devolve it into fucking.
14- Updates should be Numbered in the format UQxxx. Any textual description can follow as desired, so long as the initial tag is there.

I'll be posting a small, super-simple example post to follow this and re-kick-off the worst quest on the board. Everyone have a good time, and this time we can try to make it NOT the worst thing ever! Let's do it!

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>>	db2d60.jpg Spirit Bud db2d60 Suggestion 2015/02/20(Fri)11:27 No. 625815 ID: db2d60 File 142446044812.png - (14.50KB , 768x768 , UQ001.png ) >G - Wake Up

Suggestion 2015/02/20(Fri)13:07 No. 625835 ID: 3544d3
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>G - Look around.

It's dark and smelly. The walls are decrepit and moldy, filling the air with a musty smell. A little stream of water pours from the pipe, filling up a puddle which may one day escape to the well-worn path to the drain. It's a simple cycle, for a simple room. But are you such a simple person?

>>	9dd1ee.jpg Floating Sea 9dd1ee Fatalism 2015/02/20(Fri)13:23 No. 625841 ID: 9dd1ee File 142446743478.png - (15.65KB , 768x768 , UQ003.png ) > G - Stand up and pick up the letter written to you.

Suggestion 2015/02/20(Fri)15:09 No. 625866 ID: f5baae
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>G - Read that letter!
Okay.

Hello.

Welcome to my house. I've taken your memories. You're trapped in this place.

You must leave this place before my denizens come to get you, or your mind may take you first.

Don't come looking for me.

-P

Oh. This is a lot to take in.

Smik 2015/02/20(Fri)15:45 No. 625869 ID: 3009b4
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Suddenly there's a loud slam of flesh against steel, and a rabbity-thing pops up from the nearby drain.

Rabbity Person: Whatcha got there G? Is it a letter from the commissioner?

>Talk to rabbity-person.

G: From what I can gather from the clipped together text and somewhat ominous tone, it's a note from our mysterious antagonist "P" who's apparently taken my memories and unleashed an unknown number of minions with unknown but probably hostile intentions unless I escape! Who are you?

Rabbity Person: Hell if I know, but it sounds like I'm in the same situation you're in. Thanks for the update -- I'm wet but now that I think I'm in danger too I'm not entirely sure that it's from checking out this foul-smelling drain! Why don't you give me a name since you're wearing a convenient letter-shirt and I'm not.

Suggestion 2015/02/20(Fri)16:48 No. 625873 ID: 3544d3
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>Name them something silly

"You shall be named Bunnykins."

"Eh? I don't want to be named that..."

"Bunnykins."

"Can't you pick something el-"

"It is your name."

>>	6cb462.jpg Glitter Fluff 6cb462 Suggestion 2015/02/20(Fri)22:35 No. 625963 ID: 6cb462 >Wait, wasn't that hole over there G suddenly realizes that the hole may have somehow moved

Suggestion 2015/02/20(Fri)22:39 No. 625964 ID: 6cb462
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>Wait, wasn't that hole over there

G suddenly realizes that the hole may have somehow moved, and decides to ask Bunnykins if she felt any movements on the way up, but as she was about to ask, Bunnykins' ears perk up

Bunnykins: shhhh... I think I hear something... Something garbley

???: hungry...

KingMomo 2015/02/20(Fri)23:02 No. 625971 ID: 330ce5
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> - G Befriend slime
G attempts to befriend the slime creature, the slime is now befriended. No one had ever show it kindness before so instead of devouring the prisoner like ordered it now hungered for companionship. Meanwhile 'Bunnykins' peers up the ladder to find that there is a opening at the top, wherever it connects to appears to be well lit.

>>	f79974.jpg Snow Desire f79974 Katboy 2015/02/21(Sat)07:12 No. 625990 ID: f79974 Somebody looks in from the top...

>>	f79974.jpg Snow Desire f79974 Katboy 2015/02/21(Sat)07:12 No. 625991 ID: f79974 File 142453153749.png - (12.60KB , 640x480 , painting 1.png )

Suggestion 2015/02/21(Sat)22:48 No. 626117 ID: 53688c
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The massive mask-wearing chicken leaps down to crush Bunnykins!

>Bunnykins: Dodge out of the way!
Thankfully, Bunnykins's rabbity reflexes allow her to somersault out of danger just in time.

This minion looks significantly more malevolent than its predecessor!

Suggestion 2015/02/22(Sun)20:30 No. 626202 ID: fcebf0
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With its hunger for friendship sated, the slime procedes to attack the only non-friend being in the small room as a way to sate it's physichal hunger, the GIANT MASKED FIEND CHICKEN!

Bunnykins watches in shock as the chicken is digested alive... bogus.

Smik 2015/02/22(Sun)20:56 No. 626209 ID: 3009b4
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Bunnykins: Live digestion is a fascinating process! I'm shocked there aren't more studies on it!

>G - ask for the mask.

G asks for the mask from her new friend, who happily coughs it up. G now has the Happy Mask! She's delighted!

G: I'm delighted! I'm sure this mask that the chicken was wearing was not at all cursed in any terrible way!
Bunnykins: Your unbridled optimism in the face of a B-movie style face-melting horror show is refreshing.

Suggestion 2015/02/23(Mon)14:09 No. 626314 ID: db2d60
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>Bunnykins - Ask to see Mask

Upon examination, Bunnykins finds the mask unremarkable.

G feels less delighted! She is overcome with horror and revulsion at seeing a terrified living being Digested Alive in front of her.

KingMomo 2015/02/23(Mon)15:18 No. 626320 ID: 330ce5
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>G- Get a grip
G fails to acquire a grip and is now coming to terms with the gravity of the situation.
Bunnykins is worried for G and feels bad for her fellow party member.
The Slime knows it did the right thing eating that chicken, but is displeased to see their new friend upset.

...the mask is pleased.

>>	07b234.jpg Princess Snow Belle 07b234 Suggestion 2015/02/23(Mon)16:24 No. 626324 ID: 07b234 File 142473745391.png - (38.46KB , 800x600 , UQO015.png ) >Climb the ladder. at the top of the ladder the group finds itself on cold storage. G is still a little nauseated, but she calmed down a little.

>>	db2d60.jpg Spirit Bud db2d60 OP 2015/02/24(Tue)17:10 No. 626462 ID: db2d60 NOTE FROM THE OP: The rules are very clearly written in the first post. If your update does not follow the rules, it will be deleted. That is all.

Clippy 2015/03/09(Mon)20:46 No. 628520 ID: fc3f9f
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>Investigate that door.
It pushes open surprisingly easy, revealing a room full of crates.
They probably contain perishables that need to be refrigerated here in cold storage.

???: "Chickie! Chickie? Bork bork! Chickie, wherr aour yuu?"

Looks like you're not alone in here, but thankfully it's only a chef of some sort and not a monster this time.
He's not wearing a mask or anything, and in fact looks kind of silly and harmless.

He seems to be distracted and hasn't noticed you at all. It helps that you're mostly concealed behind various crates.

Riotmode 2015/04/14(Tue)00:11 No. 634345 ID: a19cd5
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>>628520
You call out to the STUNNING CHEF, asking him who he's looking for.

"I'm luukeeng fur my gurlffreeend! Bork Bork Bork!"

You ask for a picture.

"I elveys cerry a phutu! Pleese-a, feend her! Bork Bork!"

>MISSION OBJECTIVE RECIEVED: LOCATE CHICKIE GF

Idiom Alpha!5tTWT1eydY 2015/05/14(Thu)17:12 No. 640427 ID: defceb
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>Tell the HANDSOME CHEF that his girlfriend was digested

"BORK BORK BORK BORK BORK BORK BORK BORK"

The HANDSOME CHEF has become ENRAGED!

BATTLE MODE entered!

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