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622971 No. 622971 ID: 7098a5

THE TIME IS NOW!
All that training has got you to this moment!
A candidate for Pope!
And BY GOD! (blessed be his name),
you will be pope!


Now vote for your new pope so we can get down to business!
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No. 622972 ID: 46df9e

Use well known cheat code to unlock the locked guy and choose him, if such a cheat code doesn't exist choose 7 for maximum hatage.
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No. 622973 ID: d72ee5

I vote 7!
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No. 622994 ID: 30efb9

7. the power of hat compels me.
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No. 623002 ID: 7d265e

How can it be locked. All the popes have little keys on the top of their hats!
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No. 623100 ID: 8625c4

Pope 10,
Eye Patches are cool.
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No. 623118 ID: 08eace

voting 1 for generic pope.
Standard just means we can be remembered for what we did, not what we were.
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No. 623129 ID: 39001a

Pope #10 seems to be a fine choice.
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No. 623152 ID: 3bfa1c

As a Brit, my vote counts for 2 and I vote number 7
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No. 623254 ID: 7cb430

number 7
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No. 623265 ID: f78d88
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623265

:popenewsanchors: Last weeks election has led to Candidate 8; pope Jean-Baguette I being elected, may he reign strong and lead Catholicism into a bright new future!
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No. 623266 ID: 46df9e

Wait, did anyone actually vote for eight? I demand recounts, these new ballots are confusing.
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No. 623268 ID: 330ce5

I didn't vote for this guy, he must be eliminated!
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No. 623269 ID: f78d88
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623269

:popenewsanchors: in light of the recent and mysterious disappearance of Jean-Baguette I, the pope will instead be candidate 7 who held the remaining 29% of the vote ; pope Pope the first from Canterbury will hold this position definitely.
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No. 623270 ID: f78d88

(Animated)
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No. 623271 ID: f78d88
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623271

POPE POPE THE FIRST!

You made it to power!
NOW to abuse it in 3 main ways:
1) Re-brand Catholicism
2)start your own Illuminati /o\
3) EXCOMMUNICATE that singer!
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No. 623272 ID: 46df9e

Rebrand Catholicism, first remove all that barbaric execution/sacrifice nonsense. Also Jesus led the early Catholics as their first pope, we saw it in a dream and god would never lie to us in our dreams. It is an all together more mannerly narrative.
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No. 623278 ID: 7d265e

Popenapped!

Oh well, the pope is dead, long live the pope. Don't bother with rescue missions, that will just mess up succession.
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No. 623283 ID: 330ce5

Much better, now set in motion the plans to re brand the Christian faith. All must worship at midnight by singing to the space cat, messenger of the true gods! Songs must be about peace, rebirth, and soul fish.
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No. 623352 ID: 8625c4

Excommunicate all people that are over the age of 40.
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No. 623358 ID: 16fec9

>>623283
I second this! MAY THE SPACE CAT HAVE MERCY ON US ALL!
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No. 624014 ID: 86739e
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624014

As you sit in your office pondering about soul fish and the space cat and how you are gonna re- brand Catholicism, Your assistant, Swindon bursts in.

:swindon: Master, come quick! The Noodlings are attacking the Vatican!

:popepope: right now!?!

:swindon: Yes sir! And HE'S with them!!!

:popepope: Dear god! Assemble the Priestninjas, I fear this may be a grousome battle!
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No. 624015 ID: 86739e

Actions?
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No. 624017 ID: 3ca42f

Assemble a crack team of Italian plumbers to eat the thin creatures. Call them, THE SUPER MARIO BROTHERS!
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No. 624049 ID: 46df9e

Tell him to invest money in garlic and parmesan quickly, we shall defeat them the Italian way and those stocks are going to go up by the time the invasion has been repelled. Also tell him to not be so vague, it always annoys you in stories when people use pronouns to refer to mysterious figures without context and you won't have your staff doing it.
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No. 624060 ID: 82efdc

>Noodlings
We're being attacked by noodles? In Italy?

Those poor fools. Break out the pasta sauce and let the slaughter feast begin.
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No. 624143 ID: 330ce5

Did our treaty mean NOTHING?!? If the fools dare challenge us may the Space cat have mercy on their (fish) souls. Send the holly knights to take care of the problem no need to sully our hands, yet.
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No. 624673 ID: cbee58

To battle!
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No. 624822 ID: 8625c4

>>624014
>>624049
>>624060
Don't you get it?
Him, the noodles, attacking...
Mr. Noodle is fed up with Elmo's shenanigans!
And now he intends on taking over Christianity.

Quickly, call sesame street!
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No. 625422 ID: 229ed3

Nuclear war with unicorns.
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No. 625492 ID: 8d38b3

a noodely menace requires a forkey weapon
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No. 626426 ID: 3cce95
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626426

as you step out into the Vatican street, you see the chaos of the battle before you. Priest-Ninjas fighting Noodlings in battles to the death!
Immediately you are ambushed by three of them!


Combat suggestions?
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No. 626427 ID: 321d85

Quick, twirl them around your staff! (Which...would make more sense if they were more noodly, but....) Also, you need a trident ASAP for this menace. Fetch the Holy Trident!
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No. 626433 ID: 330ce5

They dare challenge US! Give them one chance to repent and acknowledge the error of their ways before equipping the Twin-Wing Holy-Sun Golden-Grip Sure-Shot Blessed Pistols.
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No. 626449 ID: 46df9e

Unleash the marinara.
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No. 626719 ID: 70698a
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626719

You draw your Twin-Wing Holy-Sun Golden-Grip Sure-Shot Blessed Pistol from inside your robe and fire a fast three shots to cover Swindon while he goes to fetch the trident, you'll need it if your going to face...
The Flying Spaghetti Monster!
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No. 626855 ID: 5d91f5

Oooooh so that's why they're noodlings
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No. 626868 ID: 3c0a90

Push further on , Swindon will catch up
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No. 626870 ID: 3c0a90

Great image btw

Keep it up
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No. 627767 ID: a5dd31

The flying spaghetti monster will pay for this! Go destroy his bitch ass
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No. 631571 ID: e874c5

Kill him wiv the trident
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No. 633582 ID: 10f17d

Hey guys, I'm gonna stop making pope quest but if anyone wants to continue it, I would love to keep reading it myself, take it in whatever direction you like....... Vikind out!
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