Use well known cheat code to unlock the locked guy and choose him, if such a cheat code doesn't exist choose 7 for maximum hatage.

I vote 7!

7. the power of hat compels me.

How can it be locked. All the popes have little keys on the top of their hats!

Pope 10,
Eye Patches are cool.

voting 1 for generic pope.
Standard just means we can be remembered for what we did, not what we were.

Pope #10 seems to be a fine choice.

As a Brit, my vote counts for 2 and I vote number 7

number 7

Vikind 2015/02/02(Mon)10:17 No. 623265 ID: f78d88
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Last weeks election has led to Candidate 8; pope Jean-Baguette I being elected, may he reign strong and lead Catholicism into a bright new future!

Wait, did anyone actually vote for eight? I demand recounts, these new ballots are confusing.

I didn't vote for this guy, he must be eliminated!

Vikind 2015/02/02(Mon)10:22 No. 623269 ID: f78d88
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in light of the recent and mysterious disappearance of Jean-Baguette I, the pope will instead be candidate 7 who held the remaining 29% of the vote ; pope Pope the first from Canterbury will hold this position definitely.

(Animated)

Vikind 2015/02/02(Mon)10:30 No. 623271 ID: f78d88
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POPE POPE THE FIRST!

You made it to power!
NOW to abuse it in 3 main ways:
1) Re-brand Catholicism
2)start your own Illuminati /o\
3) EXCOMMUNICATE that singer!

Rebrand Catholicism, first remove all that barbaric execution/sacrifice nonsense. Also Jesus led the early Catholics as their first pope, we saw it in a dream and god would never lie to us in our dreams. It is an all together more mannerly narrative.

Popenapped!

Oh well, the pope is dead, long live the pope. Don't bother with rescue missions, that will just mess up succession.

Much better, now set in motion the plans to re brand the Christian faith. All must worship at midnight by singing to the space cat, messenger of the true gods! Songs must be about peace, rebirth, and soul fish.

Excommunicate all people that are over the age of 40.

>>623283
I second this! MAY THE SPACE CAT HAVE MERCY ON US ALL!

Vikind 2015/02/08(Sun)05:45 No. 624014 ID: 86739e
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As you sit in your office pondering about soul fish and the space cat and how you are gonna re- brand Catholicism, Your assistant, Swindon bursts in.

Master, come quick! The Noodlings are attacking the Vatican!

right now!?!

Yes sir! And HE'S with them!!!

Dear god! Assemble the Priestninjas, I fear this may be a grousome battle!

Actions?

Assemble a crack team of Italian plumbers to eat the thin creatures. Call them, THE SUPER MARIO BROTHERS!

Tell him to invest money in garlic and parmesan quickly, we shall defeat them the Italian way and those stocks are going to go up by the time the invasion has been repelled. Also tell him to not be so vague, it always annoys you in stories when people use pronouns to refer to mysterious figures without context and you won't have your staff doing it.

>Noodlings
We're being attacked by noodles? In Italy?

Those poor fools. Break out the pasta sauce and let the slaughter feast begin.

Did our treaty mean NOTHING?!? If the fools dare challenge us may the Space cat have mercy on their (fish) souls. Send the holly knights to take care of the problem no need to sully our hands, yet.

To battle!

>>624014
>>624049
>>624060
Don't you get it?
Him, the noodles, attacking...
Mr. Noodle is fed up with Elmo's shenanigans!
And now he intends on taking over Christianity.

Quickly, call sesame street!

Nuclear war with unicorns.

a noodely menace requires a forkey weapon

Vikind 2015/02/24(Tue)11:56 No. 626426 ID: 3cce95
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as you step out into the Vatican street, you see the chaos of the battle before you. Priest-Ninjas fighting Noodlings in battles to the death!
Immediately you are ambushed by three of them!


Combat suggestions?

Quick, twirl them around your staff! (Which...would make more sense if they were more noodly, but....) Also, you need a trident ASAP for this menace. Fetch the Holy Trident!

They dare challenge US! Give them one chance to repent and acknowledge the error of their ways before equipping the Twin-Wing Holy-Sun Golden-Grip Sure-Shot Blessed Pistols.

Unleash the marinara.

Vikind 2015/02/26(Thu)14:18 No. 626719 ID: 70698a
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You draw your Twin-Wing Holy-Sun Golden-Grip Sure-Shot Blessed Pistol from inside your robe and fire a fast three shots to cover Swindon while he goes to fetch the trident, you'll need it if your going to face...
The Flying Spaghetti Monster!

Oooooh so that's why they're noodlings

Push further on , Swindon will catch up

Great image btw

Keep it up

The flying spaghetti monster will pay for this! Go destroy his bitch ass

Kill him wiv the trident

Hey guys, I'm gonna stop making pope quest but if anyone wants to continue it, I would love to keep reading it myself, take it in whatever direction you like....... Vikind out!