Sir Tummypurr, of course

Lord Thunderbottom the third, oh wait you said badass not dumbass. How about Chigaboosh?

Your name is Doggy

Sir Nine-Meowlimeter the Cheap Shot

Carl.
'tis a badass name

AnonMoose 2015/01/27(Tue)18:31 No. 622556 ID: ed4e57
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Your new name is Sir Chigaboosh Tummypurr the Third, or Chig for short. you wake up but your still lying on the floor.

Input action.
>______

Chig should check out the arrow

AnonMoose 2015/01/27(Tue)19:17 No. 622565 ID: ed4e57
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>Chig should check arrow

Chig gets up just to get on his knees and checks the arrow. it's pointing at a burlap sack. Chig opens it to find:
A scarf,
A book called 'A dummy's guide to /tg/'
A map,
And >3 items of choosing

>>622565
>Choose 3 items

>>622565
I meant dagger, not map

>>622565
Jalapeño Plant,
Sling Shot,
and some Marbles!

>>622565
Investigate Window/Door?

Smartphone, auto-crossbow, and military-grade bulletproof helmet.

cat nip,
rolling paper,
lighter.
:D

>>622572
I concur, also read the book it sounds important.

AnonMoose 2015/01/27(Tue)19:57 No. 622586 ID: ed4e57
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>Read Book, there might be something useful.
Chig Reads the book....Nothing useful.

AnonMoose 2015/01/27(Tue)20:00 No. 622588 ID: ed4e57
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Chig re-examines inventory really quick:
Dagger,
Book,
Scarf,
Slingshot + marbles,
Smartphone,
Cat nip :3.

>Investigate window/door?
It appears to be a door threshold. you can just walk right out of this room right now if you wanted to.

Insert Action
>______

Jump through the door and strike a karate pose! Who knows what dangers lie beyond that door!

AnonMoose 2015/01/27(Tue)20:32 No. 622596 ID: ed4e57
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>Strike a karate pose. who knows what dangers are beyond the door!

you leap out the wind striking a karate pose...

AnonMoose 2015/01/27(Tue)20:35 No. 622599 ID: ed4e57
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>>622596
...but people look at you weirdly.

Insert command
>__

>>622599
Scare the people away, What business could they have in a dangerous place like this?

Ask the people where you are exactly, and where can you find some adventure-ry stuff to do.

WAIT!... they might be enemies! ask them if they are enemies

AnonMoose 2015/01/28(Wed)17:41 No. 622706 ID: d45c80
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>Scare the people away, What business could they have in a dangerous place like this?

Chig starts squawcking like a maniac driving the two guys away in front of him. the girl just looks at you funny.

>Ask the people where you are exactly, and where can you find some adventure-ry stuff to do.

Feeling content with his success with the scare of the two dude (#3spooky5me)Chig asks the girl where he can find work.
"Uh, there is a bounty board at the train station. I'm going there right now to pick up my Brother's kid. So...wanna walk with me?"

(There is a little secret in the pic that is not the Illuminati.)

awaiting action
>__

Ask her name, and then walk with her.

>>622706
Make fun of the scaredy cats.

Get her contact number but DO NOT FOLLOW THE STRANGERS INTO A SHADY DETOUR. Luckily, it looks like the city is populated so you have multiple opportunities to survive.

Ask if this is a normal city. If so, you'll want to go back to the room you were sleeping in and mark it with some kind of sign, or at least record the location on your smartphone. If this is not a normal city, use your smartphone to write up a plan for getting out alive and sane.

>>622706
Ask her why she wasn't scared of you?
You are clearly a very dangerous person!

let's go with to the train station with her!
What could possibly go wrong?

Anyone find the secret in the picture here
>>622706

>>622807
The time is 3:00?

The secret is above speech bubble

>>622851
Does it have to do with the fact that you used the dimensions 291x335 instead of 375x335? Or the name of the picture, or that little triangle at the top of the picture?

>>622856
We are spending too much time on a [/spoiler]Secret[/spoiler]

Sir Chigaboosh Tummypurr the Third, Attack the girl!
She was not afeared of you, a clearly dangerous person!
That can only mean one thing!
She is a dangerous person as well!

"This town/dungeon isn't big enough for TWO dangerous persons!

>>622872
Secret

Wait, I think I spotted the secret, see how her hair comes up around her ears and ours doesn't. Almost as if her ears originate from beneath her hair and ours do not. I think Sir Chigaboosh is wearing a cat ear head band and is in fact not a cat at all.