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622327 No. 622327 ID: 8625c4

Name: Gerald
Age: 78 years
Weight: 115 lbs
Height: 5'3"
Job: Bounty Hunter
Assets: Sunglasses, Wallet, Slippers, Hearing-Aid Smart-Phone, Grappling hook, and Leather Belt.
Skills/Attributes: Giant Ears for long distance hearing, Super Smeller Nose, All-Terrain Leg hair, and Callus Feet making shoes obsolete.

You just got home from a bounty with enough money to support you for the next month.
You are tired and Hungry.
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No. 622328 ID: 46df9e

First things first you need to chase the children off your lawn. Then since your assets lack food items it is time to go grocery shopping, while wearing the bunny slippers.
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No. 622334 ID: d958ad

>>622327
Investigate your fridge.
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No. 622344 ID: a19cd5

>>622328
Land-mines. That'll teach them ornery whippersnappers what's what!
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No. 622369 ID: d6f6ff

>>622327
Check texts/emails?
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No. 622431 ID: 8625c4
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622431

>>622328
You already chased the Children off your lawn on your way in.

>>622334
You think about going to the store, buy realize that your fridge is closer and you are pretty lazy.

>>622344
You've tried that before, and would rather not hire a new gardener...

>>622369
You check for any messages:
Bills
Bills
Bills
You May Have Already Won!
Bills
New Bounties
Mysterious Package Labeled, "18+"
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No. 622469 ID: 30326f

Open up the mysterious package. Nothing bad could ever happen!
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No. 622492 ID: f61b8d

Are you sure it's not "+81"? :3 You might need to wait a few years. Or maybe it'll add 81 years to your age.
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No. 622497 ID: a18f15

>You May Have Already Won!
Ooh! Ooh! What may you have already won? That sounds promising.
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No. 622518 ID: 3181a5

Wait what were we doing again, I forgot.
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No. 622524 ID: 8625c4
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622524

>>622469
You Try, but the darn adhesive is too strong!

>>622492
You'll have to open the package somehow if you want to find out!

>>622497
You can't seem to read most of the Letter, but you think you've got the important stuff looked at...

>>622518
You're too tired and hungry to have those kinds of thoughts right now.
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No. 622525 ID: d958ad

>>622431
Are those eggs and milk expired? Do you have an icepick to retrieve those frozen dinners?

>>622524
Do you have scissors to open the package?
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No. 622539 ID: ed4e57

>>622524
shoot package with grappling hook. that'll definitally open the package.
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No. 622541 ID: 46df9e

That's odd why would they need a credit card number to give you money, you usually only use a credit card if you're paying them.
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No. 622562 ID: d958ad

>>622541
Well it's a scam, obviously.
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No. 622606 ID: a19cd5

>>622524
no no, don't SHOOT the package, use the sharp parts of the hook on the grapple hook to cut open the package!
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No. 622616 ID: a18f15

>>622562
What no, how could it be a scam. See, there's a number there, for money. Money isn't a scam, even if it you trust it a little less since the gold standard went away.
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No. 622907 ID: 8625c4
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622907

>>622525
The expiration dates are too small to read,
You'll have to check the old fashion way!
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No. 622908 ID: 8625c4
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622908

>>622539
>>622606
You can't remember where you left your scissors and the grappling hook has points but no edges...
No other choice!
(Animated)
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No. 622909 ID: 8625c4

>>622907
Animated, btw...
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No. 622910 ID: 8625c4

>>622541
>>622562
>>622616
You'll debated this in the morning, after you sleep.
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No. 622912 ID: 256d52

You can check if the eggs are bad by seeing if they float, but you need to go to the store anyway. Put together a shopping list.
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No. 622915 ID: f61b8d

>>622908
Well. Found the scissors.
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No. 622952 ID: 7d265e

Check remains of the package. What was it?
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No. 623061 ID: 8625c4
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623061

>>622952
Remains?
The blasted thing is near indestructible!
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No. 623066 ID: 8625c4
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623066

>>622912
The eggs sink,
"That means they're good right?"

You You start a shopping list:
Milk Half Gal.

Third times the charm, Please work...
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No. 623086 ID: 8625c4
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623086

>>622525
You use the scissors to open the package.
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No. 623087 ID: a19cd5

plug that dank-ass shit in, old man
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No. 623090 ID: d958ad

>>623066
Eggs that sink are good, yes. Boil them to be sure, and wash your hands after handling them.
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No. 623098 ID: 8625c4
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623098

>>623090
You start the eggs boiling.
You washed your hands before and after handling the eggs
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No. 623099 ID: 8625c4
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623099

While the eggs are boiling,

>>623087
You plug that Dank-Ass Shit in, Dawg.
(Animated)
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No. 623101 ID: 8625c4
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623101

>>623098
Items Acquired!
Two Boiled Eggs
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No. 623135 ID: d958ad

>>623101
Delicious. That video looked like it was referencing the scam letter. Read more of it to see if there's a hidden message in it or something.
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No. 623231 ID: 7d265e

>>623099
What is this nonsense. Someone taped over the good bits of the game!
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No. 623486 ID: 8625c4
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623486

You eat the boiled Eggs,

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Active Mission: Got Home
Objectives:
[x] Hungry
[ ] Tired
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>>623231
Yeah! You didn't go to all that trouble to get some kind of cryptic message!
All though that game looks kinda familiar...

>>623135
You begin to read the Terms of Entry, but they are so boring and you're so tired...
(Animated)
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No. 623487 ID: 8625c4
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623487

You can spend your points in a few ways:

1 point = Chose/Advance Primary Class
2 points = Chose/Advance Secondary Class (Requires A Primary Class be chosen)
3 Points = Advance a Skill by +20 (Mas Skill: 200)
5 Points = Something Crazy

If Choosing a Class, make a suggestion.
Remember A class isn't a profession.
Here's a few examples: http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/ArchetypalCharacter
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No. 623500 ID: 321d85

Hahaha, I kinda wanna save the point until next level just to find out what "something crazy" is.
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No. 623514 ID: 89941a

Agreed, save up for potentially crazy stuff.

Hell, who knows, might get an extra yolk in an egg or something.
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No. 623719 ID: 8625c4
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623719

"leveling up is too complicated!"
You chose to skip past the level up screen without spending any points.

You /wake up/ feeling a little weird.
You are now having a dream.
While in the dream world you can give suggestions to the environment and any character you come across, along with giving Gerald Suggestions like normal.

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No. 623724 ID: a19cd5

Do a sweet backflip.
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No. 623725 ID: 82efdc

Wave to the crowd.
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No. 623729 ID: d3be40

Secrete a baseball from your facial pores, grab a hammer, and hit a homerun!
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No. 623736 ID: 8625c4
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623736

>>623724
I'll try.

>>623725
The fans always go nuts over that kind of thing.

>>623729
1. I'm not sure how I would draw that.
2. Thank god, I'm not sure how I would draw that.

(Animated)
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No. 623738 ID: 8625c4
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623738

You start to feel dismayed.
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No. 623743 ID: 256d52

Bases are loaded, just knock this one out of the park. Batter up!
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No. 623747 ID: 89941a

>>623738
You're about to change that, I'm not sure how, but you are!
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No. 623777 ID: d958ad

>>623743
Yeah! All 19 of them!
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No. 623781 ID: a4a34b

Rather than hit the ball with your bat, catch it in your iron choppers and spit that shit outta the park!
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No. 623872 ID: 321d85

>>623777
Precisely!

And if that doesn't work, hit 19 home runs, one after the other, no breaks!
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