Punch something into you feel better.

Why are you in jail?

And is your cellmate a terrifying spider-person or what.

WXYZ44 2015/01/24(Sat)11:41 No. 621984 ID: ca146f
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>Why are you in jail
You were selling sausages that were Cursed so people who ate them turned into worms. So the guards took you in, confiscated your hat and shades and threw you in here.

>Is your cellmate a terrifying spider person or what?
Hailing from Necrolintis is Vin. and yes she is a Spider person. She told you that she's in here for 9 accounts of murder, 20 accounts of treason, 198 accounts for theft, and 2 accounts for profanity. She says she might get executed.

>>621984
I bet she's really just in here for some petty theft or a bar fight. So who sold you the bad sausages and how and why were they cursed in the first place?

>You were selling sausages that were Cursed so people who ate them turned into worms.
Why? Because it was funny?

Were you collecting the worms and baking them into new sausages.

Can you cast amy spells? Try teaming up with the spider lady to break out of jail. Considering she has killed that many people, she probably won't say no!

WXYZ44 2015/01/24(Sat)20:58 No. 622075 ID: ca146f
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> So who sold you the bad sausages and how and why were they cursed in the first place?
>were you getting worms and baking them?

No you got the Sausages from this sock hat wearing wizard. He looked rather evil but he did offer a good price for them.

How much for the sausages?

fucking wizards man, they're always pulling shit like this.

WXYZ44 2015/01/25(Sun)08:22 No. 622121 ID: ca146f
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>>622114

Ok wait if this world is tumari's coma dream why the fuck are we marv?

>>622160
my guess is we're going to find out sooner or later :P. maybe a different coma patient?
any-who we've seen one side of the cell, what does the other side look like?

WXYZ44 2015/01/25(Sun)17:45 No. 622199 ID: ad4abd
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>what does the other side look like?
One word...Bars

WXYZ44 2015/01/25(Sun)17:51 No. 622201 ID: ad4abd
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>try teaming up with Spider Lady
>"hey, Vin was it?"
"yup"
>"wanna break out of here?"
"Sure. Done it millions of times"

(FORGOT)
>Action?

(Also i'm gonna let you guys have fun deciding what is actually happening)

Maybe the "real world" is a dream and tumari really is a wizard

I really hate " lol it's all just a dream" stuff as the main basis of a series so i'm gonna go with the real world being the dream.

>>622206
>>622208
nope not it

>Sure. Done it millions of times
...then why are you back here?

Tell her to use her spider claws to break the bars. Locate where they are keeping your magic items and put them on. Then slaughter everyone.

>"Sure. Done it millions of times"
All right, since you're the expert, what usually works?

WXYZ44 2015/02/01(Sun)18:02 No. 623209 ID: 373089
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>Ask her why she's here if she can easily break out.
"Why are you here if you done this a lot of times before"
"it's fun.

>All right, since you're the expert, what usually works?

"So what usually works when you get thrown in here?"
"this..."
Vin gets up and walks over to the door and pushes it open with ease.
"The guards think that criminals will stay put."

>Action?

Not very bright guards. You'd think they'd have learned that doesn't work the last few million times.

...bu... Well ok then. What's next?