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"I'm fine, mom, geez!"
>Have an inappropriate boner at sudden realization of soft boobs.
That's what I'm trying to not have here! I mean she's my mom, but I'm not blind or stupid. I mean I'm 18, not 16, but I'm not gay either, so... uhh... THIS ISN'T HELPING. Think of something else, think of something else...
Fuck, right, the ship sank. We went on a vacation because I'd finished school. That was the excuse anyway. There was an alarm in the middle of the night. I don't even know what it was, it was really weird, I was really hyper-aware about some specific details, but otherwise it was a blur. And I mean hyper-aware like bullet-time type shit.
There was one guy who threw an old-style typewriter out a window and then was really fucking confused about why he'd done it. Then there was some screaming lunatic running down a corridor with a lit petrol bomb or something, I think, and I heard right about every possible cause for the commotions, from terrorists to icebergs. I'm pretty sure someone mentioned insurance fraud.
We pretty much just got in a lifeboat... Right, I must've hit my head or something when the lifeboat fell.
Anyway, right, there's a storm coming, so I need to figure out something. Mom's too absentminded to solve this problem.
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