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620988 No. 620988 ID: 6d8e97

In the beginning, there was nothing.

And then, there was something. Something eventually became a lot of things, which turned out pretty alright.

However, as milk curdles and bread stales, all good things must come to an end.

Darkness soon overtook the world, and the gods were forced to create the ultimate weapon to overcome it. This would not usually be a problem - gods are pretty good at making things - but the darkness had weakened them; had clouded their judgement and abilities.

You are their ultimate weapon.

As you are born unto this world, you are given several choices.

Are you a boy, or a girl?
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No. 620989 ID: 72c7be

Yes
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No. 620990 ID: a203c7

Is mayonnaise a gender?
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No. 620992 ID: 890dfb

inb4 shitty tumblr joke
you're a guy.
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No. 620993 ID: 6d8e97
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620993

A guy it is.

You arrive in a forest, born in a flash of light. Your knowledge is minimal. The gods forgot to tell you your mission. This might be a problem.

You hear some music coming from the east.
There's a tasty-looking mushroom attached to the log nearby.
You are currently naked and unarmed.
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No. 620994 ID: 72c7be

Create Log Dress
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No. 620996 ID: 6d8e97
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620996

You see no way this would work without any tools.

Hell, even with tools.
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No. 620997 ID: 72c7be

A bush dress? There was a bush near you. Keep the mushroom for a hat later. Use log as a weapon in case of wild animals.
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No. 620998 ID: d45ea1

It would work with tools, but we don't have any tools.
I guess lets wander towards that music. We can wander the world, seeking our purpose! I hear that's the hot new craze for tools of the gods.
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No. 620999 ID: 687279

>>620996
How heavy does that log feel?
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No. 621001 ID: 890dfb

towards the music
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No. 621003 ID: 9ddf68

keep the log, for now it is your only weapon. If anyone tries to take the log say it is part of your religion, your god, and you will not part with it... then use it for kindling later when you have to build a fire.

Also music, go towards it.
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No. 621015 ID: 330ce5

Eat the mushroom.
Mushrooms are good, always good.
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No. 621027 ID: a18f15

You're a weapon of the gods! You've no need of lesser tools.

Cleave that log with your bare hands.
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No. 621102 ID: f5baae

We are the creation of gods! Surely we have some magic? Exercise your inner abilities and see if you can find some. I mean, surely you at least have a 'magic missile' or at least 'detect food'!
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No. 621104 ID: a203c7

Don't eat the mushroom.

I'm pretty sure the tastier a mushroom looks, the more horribly it will kill you if eaten.
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No. 621109 ID: aa40a8

>>621102
CAST. MAGIC. MISSILE. AT. THE. DARKNESS.
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No. 621115 ID: 256d52

Eat the mushroom. Then fashion some crude clothes from leaves, vines and bark.
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