WXYZ44 2015/01/17(Sat)11:29 No. 620704 ID: ca146f
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But...

WXYZ44 2015/01/17(Sat)11:31 No. 620705 ID: ca146f
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The Guy was stupid...Well you can now leave this crap hole of a Research Facility.

DAMN IT CYIA YOU HAD ONE JOB!

WXYZ44 2015/01/17(Sat)11:54 No. 620709 ID: ca146f
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>>620706
In all honesty you don't care you just want to get out of this perverted shit hole.
Your Boss walks up with his jaw gapping open.
Boss:"w-w-what the FUCK happened!?"
>"The guy thought it be wise to mix Chloride Trifluoride and sulfur. Luckily for him he now knows not to do that will next to an open flame."
The boss is just standing there, Shocked.

>Action?

Assure the boss that there was no exploding he very quickly caught fire and became incinerated. Also kindly explain what about this facility is so perverted I'm new here.

Its not your fault they hired a retard.

"In all honesty sir, I no longer care about the state of the interns. You let this facility sell out to megacorporations who know EVERYTHING about maximizing profits by making unwarranted and indecipherable strategies, but know absolutely NOTHING about the scientific method. These idiots that our management conscripted think that they can just combine random chemicals and earn an easy paycheck from our scientifically inept, ruthlessly rigid CEOs. As the smoldering pile of chemical reactions has seen, there is a huge difference between innovation and throwing yourself into an open fire.

Either get us rights to run this facility our way, without interns blowing themselves up because the corporations think "More people = more science", or I quit."

WXYZ44 2015/01/17(Sat)14:05 No. 620725 ID: ca146f
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>>620711
>Assure the boss that there was no exploding he very quickly caught fire and became incinerated
You already explained on what happened to Boss.

>>620713
>Its not your fault they hired a retard
Indeed

>>620714
>Entire Block of this reply.
>"Sir You seem to have the mental ineptitude to run a research facility. Plus every guy here wants to ravage my, Er, Squishy bits. Anyway I see the state of this facility 'Burning to the ground'. So therefore, I quit. Just mail the check to my house would you kindly."

WXYZ44 2015/01/17(Sat)15:01 No. 620733 ID: ca146f
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Well you just quit your job in the most badass way possible in your standards.

>Actions?

Well, you need a new job.

Important question, how much money do you have? And what's your average daily expense? And of course, do you have a personal lab?

WXYZ44 2015/01/17(Sat)16:24 No. 620748 ID: ca146f
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>>620734
>how much money do you have
You have $500,000
in the bank as of now, at least that's how much you think you have.

you hear a scream to the left. then a man runs past you. you look over to see a woman lying in the sidewalk, dead.

>action?

>>620748
Not your problem, move along

Make an anonymous 911 call using the woman's cellphone, or yell for someone to make the call. That way, you remain anonymous but you also do something about the situation.

Use your laser vision to glue the man's shoes to the pavement, and to project the bat-signal into the sky!

...or something.

WXYZ44 2015/01/25(Sun)08:16 No. 622119 ID: ca146f
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I'm not gonna work on this anymore. someone feel free to take over if you want.