Sky-jaws 2015/01/02(Fri)10:39 No. 617503 ID: e6618b
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>>617500
George walks up to the castle's drawbridge. the gate is currently shut but George can see a old man looking out from a window, maybe he can help?
>>617501
George would love to see his grandmother again... if only he knew someone who was interesting enough to know someone who could do that or at least show him someone who did

>>617498
Damnit! You see what a good family background does? This is why most heroes can't remember their past, or get their whole village killed. So nothing can hold them back.

>>617503
Ask the man whose castle this is.

>>617504
George shouts over to the old man, asking who owns this castle.
the man shouts back "this castle used to belong to a man known as patrical the great, but now it's abandoned. hell the only reason I'm here is because I'm assessing it. I work in real estate see"

tell him you'r interested in buying!

Sky-jaws 2015/01/03(Sat)08:36 No. 617693 ID: e6618b
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>>617684
the old man tells George that castle costs lots and lots of money. money which George doesn't have much of. the old man however, does that the castle will need to be cleaned out of its current 'infestation' before its up for grabs and even asks if George might want to assist in clearing it out.

>>617693
Ask the man if clearing out this infestation would be... notable?

>>617700
the man says that he doesn't know what the hell George means by notable but since he's selling the building and not the contents, George is free to take what he likes as payment.

A QUEST! Rats, Zombies,People, whatever it is george can can exterminate the life out of those bastards! TO Adventure!!!!!!!!!!

Sky-jaws 2015/01/04(Sun)13:53 No. 617961 ID: 481131
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>>617892
yes! a Quest to complete! an adventure to go on! George tells the old man that he accepts to help remove the infestation. the old man looks at George for a second or so before finally saying "Alright. let me get the bridge down."
he disappears from the window and before long the clanking of wheels turn and the drawbridge starts to descend. George quickly moves out of the way fearing a premature and humiliating death.
the bridge is now open, Should George enter?

You'll never be remarkable if you don't complete some quests.

Enter.

yes enter! and get your sword ready!

Sky-jaws 2015/01/05(Mon)08:37 No. 618273 ID: 481131
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>>618269
>>618116
George bravely steps onto the drawbridge and through the threshold. the room before him is large... very large... very freaking large! there's a stairway at the back seemingly blocked by large metal poles at the top. at the base of the stairs there are two statues and two doors to his right and one to his left behind him there is the open drawbridge and a door seemingly leading into a office where the old man was.

left-hand rule. always take the left door

enter the old man's office and sneak attack his ass. remember, murderers are interesting by default.

Go to the old man and ask him where the things you need to clear out are.

Sky-jaws 2015/01/05(Mon)13:14 No. 618325 ID: 481131
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>>618276
>>618282
Left? Okay George will go left into the old man's office!
As George peers his head through the door, he hears a mighty splash followed by "OH GOD, THE LEACHES!" which is then followed by "burble, burble, bleagh" as the victim seems have drowned. Standing by the window is a small reptilian creature slowly retracting his arms from the now slightly wet window. It seems like the creature hasn't noticed George. It doesn't look threatening but it must be stronger than looks seeing as it pushed the old man out of the window.
>>618280
It looks like something may have just beaten George to it!

draw WEPON!

Kill reptilian creature. People who kill murderers are remarkable, right?

try to gain its trust and add it to the party

he could prove a valuable asset in the future

or she or it?

cut his murdering little head off!!!!!!

and then feed it to the leaches!

and pee on it

still gonna go with the sneak attacking plan.

why not sneak attack and cut the head off his corpse?

Sky-jaws 2015/01/07(Wed)09:56 No. 618687 ID: 4e6921
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>>618421
Weapon = Drawn
>>618494
I guess murdering murderers is an interesting qualification to have. George will do it!
But how?
>>618518
George thinks that's a little overboard
>>618537
>>618679
Sneak attack! a perfect plan!

Using all of George's stealthiness George steps into the room.
Unfortunately for George, all of Georges stealthiness amounts to a rather average tip-toe and the reptilian creature notices him immediately and turns around. Fortunately for George, he has the element of surprise. The startled creature raises his hands in fear.
"Can't we at least talk about this?"

talking about this is what a rational, normal and boring person would do.

Why should I talk with an old man drowning murderer?

Reeeevenge !!!

Sky-jaws 2015/01/09(Fri)14:51 No. 619110 ID: 4e6921
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>>618930
>>618869
>>618700 [ooc moment: you do know your ID is bob right? sorry I just find it amusing]
Lifting his sword up high, George swings down onto the reptilian creature; slashing it's chest with all the might he could muster. As George strikes down some of the creatures blood speckles Georges shirt. The creature now falls, lifeless. clearly they couldn't talk about it!
Now that that violent revenge scene is done, what now?
Animated
I hope the gif file works, it's kinda my first try at it.

eat its heart raw

Claim a trophy from your first kill. The first of many.

Check note left on the table.

Loot his corpse then check note

Sky-jaws 2015/01/12(Mon)09:46 No. 619886 ID: 913f0d
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>>619194
>>619287
George checks the note on the table. he uses his unremarkable reading skills to determine what's on the note.
The note reads: "the castle is in okay condition however big portions of the castle will have to be restored. While we have been able to open most of the doors few still remain locked and we might have to call in a locksmith at some point. Other things to note is the apparent infestation which will have to get removed before we can consider selling. Overall estimated value; A lot of moneys (we will have to send for Patrical the mathematician for a more reliable estimation.)
Below the last sentence is a name is so messy it might belong to a doctors.
Looking finally to the corpse George searches it and finds a arrow-like spear. As George picks it up he wonders why the creature didn't use it instead of showing the man. That is, until it snaps in his hand. Talk about flimsy

return to previous room. investigate pee stains.

Well. Let's get exterminating. There should be other things to kill. Go exploring.

>>619889
i'm not sure that was pee
but check it out anyway

yeaah

pee on the pee

Sky-jaws 2015/01/14(Wed)10:01 No. 620359 ID: 913f0d
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>>619889
>>619894
>>619892
George decides to look at what caused the yellow stains in the foyer. Turning back the way he came, George looks at the stain and tries to determine who or what created it. Scanning the area George looks and finds the culprit rather easily. A slug. The trail it seems to excrete is very yellow, George doesn't think the slug is very harmful but just in case he pokes the slug. Other than having very slimy texture and being slightly cold it doesn't seem to do much.
>>620089
Peeing in the castle anywhere might not be the best of ideas, considering hat it's being sold and all. It'd be disrespectful!

ok so it's just a slug, go and examine the tapestry

wait a sec, is that what we had to exterminate? if so find salt!

you should take the slug with you. having a yellow-goo sprayer on hand would be a great asset in combat scenarios, as well as dinner parties.

Cook the slug for a source of food and use the juice for water......

Sky-jaws 2015/01/17(Sat)18:30 No. 620765 ID: 913f0d
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>>620366
>>620622
In order to do this George needs to first find somewhere where he can find the right things to do this. Perhaps a kitchen?
>>620622
[out of character moment here:]WHO DOES THAT WITH A SLUG?! HOW WOULD IT EVEN BE GOOD IN A DINNER PARTY? What, you walk up to a club a say "What up, i got a yellow goo spraying slug!" you'd probably get thrown out... and banned.
The slug doesn't appear to be able to spray goo. Taking it with George would probably leave him with a very gooey hand or a very sticky pocket.
>>620365
George stops looking at the slug and stares instead at the tapestry on the other side of the room. Upon further inspection George finds that its a grey cotton one with the words 'TAPESTRY...' interwoven in it in black. George thinks the person who originally owned it had a very bad taste

Nah the taste isn't bad it's just bland and uninspiring. Something that looks bad would still be somewhat interesting to look at this is just unremarkable. Let's check some other rooms before we bother considering how we're going to redecorate for now though.

try looking behind the tapestry

Sky-jaws 2015/01/18(Sun)12:24 No. 620936 ID: 913f0d
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>>620918
George lifts up a corner of tapestry to try and see what's underneath it. Upon inspection it turns out that all that's there is dust that had collected in the cracks of the stone walls.
>>620767
George doesn't own this castle so redecorating this place is a no no unless George can secure a lot of moneys.
there are still a few doors left unchecked if you guys are running out of ideas

Ah details, details, if our adventures to be as remarkable as we plan to have the money for a castle will be no problem by the end. For now go investigate some of those other doors.

>George thinks the person who originally owned it had a very bad taste
Don't think ill of the dead. Granny wouldn't approve.

Sky-jaws 2015/01/20(Tue)12:52 No. 621315 ID: e8775a
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>>621030
Don't worry, George is getting some tough love at the moment from his Granny!
>>620938
Yes! Excellent idea, there are 2 doors to the right that George hasn't checked yet. What door shall George go through first, the left door or the right door?

Left door.

what about next to the tapestry

Sky-jaws 2015/01/25(Sun)14:48 No. 622168 ID: 26b547
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>>621601
Next to the tapestry George can see a giant stone statue of a man who appears to be very remarkable. At least remarkable enough to get a statue of himself erected in the foyer of this mansion. In the statues hand George can see a can of something. There's some writing on the pedestal that reads: "Fortune Favours the bold!". It seems the statue is looking very bold indeed

Sky-jaws 2015/01/25(Sun)14:49 No. 622169 ID: 26b547
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>>621430
going to the door George tries to open it. George however cannot and realises that the door is locked.

Sky-jaws 2015/01/25(Sun)14:51 No. 622170 ID: 26b547
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>>622169
Ever so slightly annoyed at this, George tries again. This time going for the other door. this one however, does open

Sky-jaws 2015/01/25(Sun)14:58 No. 622173 ID: 26b547
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>>622170
Walking through the door, George sees 3 things. a pedestal with a chest on top of it. a fountain. and a closet. Aside from these 3 things the room appears barren. What should George do now?

Fortune favors the bold, drink from the fountain at once.

Open closet, rummage around.

Sky-jaws 2015/01/27(Tue)18:25 No. 622545 ID: 26b547
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>>622179
George quickly rushes over to the fountain and starts to take a sip from it. After drinking the fountain water aside from feeling a bit refreshed George feels a little bit different.
> George has gained a hydration bar after drinking from the water! his hydration is currently at 81/81 and will go down as he progresses.

Sky-jaws 2015/01/27(Tue)18:25 No. 622546 ID: 26b547
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>>622179
George opens the cupboard door. Inside it's rather empty but something seems off.

Check the darker square area in the back of the closet, also read the inscription off the fountain. Continue ignoring the large chest in the middle of the room, we are not yet remarkable enough for something so up front and attention grabbing.

Sky-jaws 2015/01/29(Thu)12:35 No. 622788 ID: 26b547
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>>622552
George looks around the side of the fountain to where the inscription is and reads it. The inscription reads "fountain of uselessness"
Ignoring the Ego-centric chest George heads over the the wardrobe and looks closer at the darkened patch. Upon closer inspection George sees that the patch is actually a panel that looks like it can be opened, well how about that.

Open the not very secret panel.

Sky-jaws 2015/01/29(Thu)13:24 No. 622801 ID: 26b547
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>>622789
The not very secret panel opens up to reveal a door handle.

And let me guess, past the door handle is a box and inside the box is an urn and inside the urn is a nesting doll?

Sky-jaws 2015/01/30(Fri)11:18 No. 622863 ID: 26b547
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>>622805
There is only one way to find out!

TO ADVENTURE!

Sky-jaws 2015/02/01(Sun)13:19 No. 623143 ID: 26b547
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>>623113
Adventure we go! George twists the door handle, the back of the cupboard swings open revealing another room. Inside the room is a barrel and a Large box with a padlock on it. There are 3 doors, one to the right, one straight ahead and one to the left. The door on the left has a bar across it.
What should George do now?

What's in the barrel

Sky-jaws 2015/02/01(Sun)14:08 No. 623158 ID: 26b547
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>>623151
Corking the barrel open George looks inside and sees...
George sees seaslugs. It's a barrel of seaslugs.

Finally, every adventurer worthy of note has an animal companion, claim the mightiest looking sea slug as Jeremy, your eternal companion. Then check that door to the right.

Sky-jaws 2015/02/01(Sun)15:17 No. 623182 ID: 26b547
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>>623161
And so George gains a pet sea slug called Jeremy!

Sky-jaws 2015/02/01(Sun)15:19 No. 623183 ID: 26b547
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>>623182
George then goes through the right door and into another room. In the room there is a empty cylinder which seems to be connected to a weighted cube via pulleys. There is also a square box with a slot on the top. To the right of George (at the bottom for us) there is a door.

So we'll definitely need something heavy to dump into the cylinder to lift that cube later. I wonder what goes into the slotted box, investigate it further.

Sky-jaws 2015/02/02(Mon)09:31 No. 623261 ID: 26b547
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>>623213
The slot box seems to made of stone. The slot on the top of the box seems big enough to fit a sword through.

Seems a bit dangerous to put your only weapon in a mysterious slot, come back to it after we've exhausted any alternatives. Check the door to your right.

Sky-jaws 2015/02/02(Mon)10:53 No. 623274 ID: 26b547
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>>623264
George Struggles to pull the door open but it's locked! Maybe there's a key to open it somewhere?

Stick dick in...

Sword. Stick your sword in it.

Ok, well we still have two doors in the previous room as well as one more door in the entry way. Go back to the previous room and check the room opposite this one.

Sky-jaws 2015/02/02(Mon)13:25 No. 623284 ID: 26b547
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>>623276
But 46df9e said to wait till we get a better weapon!
>>623279
Going back into the previous room George goes to the left door and undoes the bar across it before opening and going though. The door leads back into the foyer... Well now we know why George couldn't go through the door before.
Next action?

>>623284
Well we can go back through the door and check that door that'll be on your left.

Sky-jaws 2015/02/07(Sat)01:47 No. 623871 ID: 15c5c8
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>>623291
Turning back and into the only door that George hasn't checked out George opens it and walks inside. The room seems to be a kitchen complete with a stove. there is a tap at the back next to a cupboard that has also been used as a copping board. Above it is another set of cupboards. There are two doors in this room. one to the left and one to the right.
What does George do now?

Raid cupboards.

climb up extractor fan!

Im confused open the map so i can understand where we are

Sky-jaws 2015/02/11(Wed)16:29 No. 624724 ID: d2a1e2
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>>624068
George opens the cupboards to reveal... stuff. there seems to be lots of plates and bowls though. on the lower cupboards there's two boxes one labelled food and the other one it blank. in the upper cupboards there's more plates and bowls, seaslug, some utensils and a very small key.
>>624213
unfortunately George is too big to fit into the extractor fan never the less climb it. besides there's a guard on it to stop that kind of stuff.

Sky-jaws 2015/02/11(Wed)16:31 No. 624725 ID: d2a1e2
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>>624273
did somebody say, Map?
it might not come out as clear as i hoped. i don't think my computer likes maps

>>624725
should probably add the any X on the entrances means we haven't checked them. the two mismatched things in the front of the castle are windows the reason why one looks like 4 lines on the building is because it had bars on it (don't question my logic). i tried to add anything of interest, probably forgot some things, sorry if i did.

yaay

Pick up that slug you juat found and put it in the extractor fan. Then go thru the left door.

Sky-jaws 2015/03/09(Mon)11:58 No. 628393 ID: 0c1b98
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>>627571
Picking up the slug and putting down Jeremy, George takes the slug to the extraction fan and begins to put it into the said extraction fan. Suddenly a loud squelch is heard. Apparently the extractor fan was still on, now there's bits of slug everywhere! George stands there in shock. That's going to be very hard to wash off!
Through the left door you say?
sorry for not doing the second bit to your post suggestion buut i felt that just doing the slug would serve for a better impact >:D

Oh god... if anyone asks, the slug did that by itself, it was a suicide.

Well, yeah, left door.

>>628458
Write a quick suicide note describing how "george didnt kill me and he was really cool"

The perfect crime..

Sky-jaws 2015/03/11(Wed)15:05 No. 628730 ID: 0c1b98
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>>628479
Brilliant! A fake suicide note, the slugs friends and family would never suspect a thing! But in order for George to create the note he'd need some sort of paper and a pen.
Where would George find those things?
>>628458
Gathering up Jeremy, George open the left door. Through the door is a very long corridor with 2 doors; one in the middle and one on the right, there's also a rug with the words RUG on it very clearly albeit at a weird angle. the door in the middle has what seems to be a padlock on it.

Hang on, there's something under the rug!

>>628730
Examine the padlock

Roll up the rug, it's probably hiding a pit trap as well as a lump.

Sky-jaws 2015/03/30(Mon)15:52 No. 631811 ID: 3909ed
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>>629213
Oh my god there is!
>>629376
Rolling up the rug as best he can, George examines under the rug, excited at the thought of a hidden trap door. George lifts up the rug revealing a sea slug and a few unremarkable coins. Well it looks like George's hopes of finding a trap door are dashed.
>>629230
Looking at the padlock George can see that it's very thick and is holding the door it's attached to locked. Upon closer inspection it seems a little rusted but not significantly. It must need a key of some sort to open. Where could we find something like that?

>>631811
Through the other door of course! ADVENTURE!

Use the slug's goo to corrode the lock