hatta 2014/12/27(Sat)18:43 No. 616029 ID: e8e481
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What up, stranger? Let's interrupt that train of thought for a quick introduction. What should my name be?

Chelsea "Checkers" Uminozoro

Those jerks at school call you Bobby, right?

Darling

quite, pronounced cutie

hatta 2014/12/27(Sat)19:06 No. 616045 ID: e8e481
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My name is Chelsea "Darling" Uminozoro. I rather love the name Darling! However, the bullies at school tend to call me... "Bobby" instead. The whole thing just displeases me to bits honestly. The fact you brought it up is just hurt my pretty little heart!

hatta 2014/12/27(Sat)19:07 No. 616049 ID: e8e481
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In my moment of uncute fury I storm out the door right back to where we started! Now where were we...?

Hello little girl! As one of your many advisors to relationships and boyfriends, I would first advise you to

Shut the @#$% up and stop pretending that you fell in love with a boy that you just saw.

Seriously, love at first sight is a LIE. You know NOTHING about this person. You don't have any idea of who they are or what they're trying to become. You are not part of their social circle, you're not their friend, and most importantly, THEY DON'T EVEN REALIZE THAT YOU EXIST.

If you just brazenly decide out of the blue that you're going to be this person's absolutely devoted lover without any preparation whatsoever, you're probably going to die unhappy. You might even ruin their life!

If you still want to form a relationship of some kind with this person, you need to take this slow. Introduce yourself, though explain what you think of this person. Make small talk. Pace yourself. Go on dates AFTER they show interest. Figure out who they are inside and what they aspire to be, and if you really want to live and change/not change alongside them. Form a real and genuine bond. THEN you may get it on with the relations and the shipping and the thing where the boy kisses the girl, and they romances fall out of avah.

>>616050
Dear Kome: Please stop. Just...
stop.

>>616049
You were getting pelted with sakura petals and fell in love

hatta 2014/12/27(Sat)19:12 No. 616054 ID: e8e481
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Right, right.
Today is the first day of school- I'm a first year at GAKUEN AI. I was taking a shortcut through the part when I saw him..
I don't know who he is, but I know I love hi-!

>Shut the @#$% up and stop pretending that you fell in love with a boy that you just saw.

.....
Darling doesn't like what you're talking about here! This is true love we're talking about-

>If you just brazenly decide out of the blue that you're going to be this person's absolutely devoted lover without any preparation whatsoever, you're probably going to die unhappy

.... Darling is now having an emotional crisis!!!

kome, SHUT THE FUCK UP
don't think like that! you will succeed one day, just don't become a yandere, and be honest with yourself.

eh, just do some research on the guy.
Stalk him a bit, just a tiny bit not enough to be creepy. Figure what their deal is, this totally isn't terrible advice just do it

>>616054
Look, you think he's cool, so chase after him. Don't question your heart.

>>616055
>>616056
Go team!

Introductions, research, and be honest with yourself. I think we have a good strategy here.

hatta 2014/12/27(Sat)19:30 No. 616066 ID: e8e481
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>Introductions, research, and be honest with yourself. I think we have a good strategy here.
You decide to listen to your heart- or your mind, in this case? - and you decide you're going to pursue this... sempai. Yes, that's what you're going to call him. Sempai-san. It is your GOAL to get SEMPAI to notice you.

As you walk behind Sempai-san you consider what kind of cute tactics you can use to get him to notice you. Sure, you can follow him and stalk him all you want, but you probably need some HOBBIES or INTERESTS to lure him in!

It dawns on you that you have none to speak of? What kind of hobbies should you have to interest Senpai-san?

((FUCK IT WE'RE GOING OLLIE OUTIE OF FIRST PERSON BYE))

you like to paint. and origami, and swim.

>>616066
...What.

Not you, Chelsea, you're good. Apparently, your father is really weird. And standing five feet behind you. Why does he have a name tag saying "Chelsea's Daddy"? And what the hell does "Ollie Outie" mean?

Anyways, hobbies. You have some, right? It's just that you can't remember them right now, or you don't think of them as hobbies. Here are some categories; if you spot anything that you like, please tell us:

Roleplay - Some girls like to act and script out scenarios for when they discover their special someone. Sounds like something you would do, but we're not sure. Do you collect dolls? If you do collect dolls, do you keep them for comfort or do you play pretend family? Do you draw up fanart of your favorite anime couples or write stories about love and romance?

Art - Anime, manga, adventure and romance stories, supernatural and science-fiction, music videos and comedy cartoons, almost every atomic-age girl has some book or show she watches constantly! If your interests in art match those of your senpai, that could be a seriously good place to start a relationship!

Pets - Do you wish to keep a non-sentient animal one day? Or perhaps you tend to your own personal flower garden nourished with cuteness! And your mother's egg salad *shudder*.

Remember, your interests have to come from within yourself. But it's pretty obvious that you've been gushing about your interest in romance for the past five minutes.

you are interested in HIGH-GRADE MUNITIONS and FASHION. You combine the two frequently in the form of RIFLE COZIES AND DRESSES.

(1) hatta 2014/12/27(Sat)20:14 No. 616093 ID: e8e481
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Various hobbies come to mind as you blankly stare at Sempai-san's backside. Painting is nice, you suppose, but it's not exactly something you'd be really into... dolls are cute! But you think you are cuter. You think the same thing about pets- hm..

>Remember, your interests have to come from within yourself.

.. You touch the bow on your head. FASHION! That is something you definitely know you really do love, since it helps make you the cutiepie that you are! A small voice in the back of your mind mentions your sudden PENCHANT FOR VIOLENCE due to your interest in HIGH-GRADE MUNITIONS, but you suppress it immediately when some new information comes instead...!

(2) hatta 2014/12/27(Sat)20:16 No. 616094 ID: e8e481
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SEMPAI-SAN DEFINITELY TAKES AN AEROBICS CLASS. THERE IS NO DEBATING THIS FACT.

You have about a minute before you get on campus- do you want to STALK, TALK TO, or DO SOME RESEARCH of Sempai-san?

first we become friend's with sempai's friends, who is that walking next to him with the proud dorito like chin?

I've warned you before about trying to invent characters in someone else's quest.
Hatta, let us know if you find his posts to be disruptive.

Talk to sempia, it's a really good way to get noticed

>>616097
Sorry.

Chelsea, introduce yourself politely, then get to class.

Use your PENCHANT FOR VIOLENCE and go with the tsundere route

it's all the rage nowadays
(the Boys love it)
Love/hate hot/cold

(1/2) hatta 2014/12/28(Sun)20:12 No. 616356 ID: e8e481
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W-W-What? TALK to Sempai-san? No way! Sure, you would love to, but your CONFIDENCE METER is far too low for that! You have to gain some confidence for your CONFIDENCE METER in order to do something as brave as that. You have to think of some sort of alternative.

(2/2) hatta 2014/12/28(Sun)20:18 No. 616357 ID: e8e481
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>who is that walking next to him with the proud dorito like chin?

Alternatively, though, you could absolutely muster up the courage to talk to his friend- someone you recognize very well. He is known to be the most handsome, intelligent, and popular guy in school- Douroito-sempai. His fan club is massive- yet he never really was one you found yourself interested to.

>Use your PENCHANT FOR VIOLENCE and go with the tsundere route
TWIN-TAILS MODE ACTIVATED.

Chatlog:
>D-Douroito-sempai?
... oh, Uminozoro-chan. You're.. actually talking to me? Ididn'tthinkyouknewIexisted.
>What? I have no idea what you just said, but I hear you're popular. I guess I will have to allow you to be my friend. But don't think it means I like you!!
... Sure? I would like that.

>>616357
This is a very bad method to making boyfriends.

Still, you've made a friend! That's good for your mental health! Ask about sempai extensively, make Douroito get the hint that you like his friend and not him.

You may want to call him Dorito-chan as an insult just to get the point across that you don't love him. But be sure to make lots of friends at school.

And please don't slouch on your schoolwork; did you have a dream before you saw sempai? We would like to know.

>>616357
It seems Dorito-san is already pretty interested in you. I recommend formulating a plan which involves getting Dorito-san to introduce you to his friend. So you should say:

>"So since we're friends now can you introduce me to YOUR friends?"

throw in a little giggle at the end for good measure.

Overcompensate for your "l0W CONFIDENCE METER" by being a BOSS to Douroito-pi

Hop on his shoulders, grab a fistfull of his hair, and steer him like a horse directly into sempai-san

>>616385
>Dorito-san
It's Dorito-Sempai.