Summon the elves!

Call Jesus, tell him you are now in position.

Summon yourself a one horse open sleigh to travel in.

call upon the tales of Christmas, such as your great general the nutcracker.

Tavern 2014/12/23(Tue)17:04 No. 614622 ID: 189a54
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>>614601
You haven't been on good terms with the elves for a while...not since your DARK EMOTIONAL PAST....

Tavern 2014/12/23(Tue)17:07 No. 614623 ID: 189a54
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>>614605
You summon OLD THUNDER.

>>614623
Oh god yes, so much yes.
But do you have the SWORD OF CHRISTMAS?
CHAAAARGE!!!!!

Tavern 2014/12/23(Tue)17:16 No. 614627 ID: 189a54
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>>614602
>>614610
You get your wingmen on the phone.

CRACK-
>"SOC, how's it going down there?"

You-
>"JESUS. CRACK. I'm in position."

JESUS-
>"Dude, that's sick. Okay, so here's the deal..."

JESUS tells you that CORPORATE BOSS has gotten influence here since your DARK EMOTIONAL PAST. To get to him you must take down the three CORPORATE MINIONS.

CRACK-
>"You got a whole CORPORATION to fight, SOC. BUT I GOT YOUR BACK."

The two of you would fist bump but you're on the phone.

JESUS-
>"So I'm sorta all-knowing and shit, so if you wanna get some deets on any of the CORPORATE MINIONS I can help."

>>614627
I want info on the minion named 'minion two'.

Also does CORPORATE BOSS have your Christmas sword ordo you have it?

Tavern 2014/12/23(Tue)18:55 No. 614653 ID: 189a54
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>>614635
You ask JESUS for info on MINION TWO.

JESUS-
>"Hmmm, MINION TWO...he runs the CORPORATE CITY imports and exports and he's behind those frigging unreal shipping prices on presents. His base is down by the CORPORATE DOCKS."

CRACK-
>"A good first hit, yeah? Say the word man, let's do this bitch!"

Tavern 2014/12/23(Tue)18:58 No. 614656 ID: 189a54
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You unsheathe the BLADE OF CHRISTMAS. It's the one thing besides OLD THUNDER that's left from your DARK, EMOTIONAL PAST. It will be the sword that strikes the COPRORATION.

You rev up your sleigh and steel your nerves. Will you go after MINION 2 first?

>>614656
Hellllll YEEEEEEE.

Let go get them!

Tavern 2014/12/24(Wed)05:30 No. 614859 ID: 189a54
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>>614664
>>614680
You rev up OLD THUNDER and take off.

The CORPORATE CLOCK TOWER rings in the distance. You're remindedthat CORPORATE BOSS will be leaving the city at the end of Christmas Day; you don't have much time.

Tavern 2014/12/24(Wed)05:33 No. 614860 ID: 189a54
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What is this?! A SHADY VEHICLE starts tailing you! Your CHRISTMAS SENSE tells you that this guy's up to no good...what do you do?

Use the POWER OF CHRISTMAS to make a blizzard behind you, causing it to crash!

>>614860
Hulk the fuck out, do a triple-backflip off your bike onto his head and start steering him around while clinging onto his back like a total badass

flip him/her off

Tavern 2014/12/24(Wed)07:28 No. 614866 ID: 189a54
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>>614862
>>614863
>>614864
In a perfect CHRISTMAS COMBO, you leap from OLD THUNDER in a triple backflip!

You have no hands, but you give the SHADY DRIVER the SPIRIT FINGER!!

While he reels from the SPIRIT FINGER, you will a CHRISTMAS BLIZZARD into existence!!!

Tavern 2014/12/24(Wed)07:34 No. 614868 ID: 189a54
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You land on the SHADY VEHICLE and force it into the CHRISTMAS BLIZZARD. Placing the BLADE OF CHRISTMAS at the SHADY DRIVER's neck, you demand answers!

SHADY DRIVER-
>"What are youse, crazy?! Calm down guy, calm down!"

But you recognize the model of the SHADY VEHICLE, now.

It's a later model of OLD THUNDER.

It's a CORPORATE SPY! As you two speed through the snow, you think of what should be done!

>>614868
Will ice to form on his tires! Throw condensed snow based projectiles!

When you reach the clock tower, disguise yourselves as Christmas carolers. When they have their guards down, freeze them.

>you don't have much time
You have all the time you need. The powers of Christmas will allow you to visit every place you need to before the night is over.

Of course, the 'gifts' you'll be delivering will be a little different than usual...

>It's a CORPORATE SPY
Capture him, and ship him off to crack to guard, and use him to send false information to his corporate masters.

Tavern 2014/12/24(Wed)12:53 No. 615000 ID: 189a54
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>>614906
You encase the tires in CHRISTMAS ICE, causing it to stop instantly OH GOD THIS WAS A BAD IDEA

Tavern 2014/12/24(Wed)12:56 No. 615007 ID: 189a54
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CORPORATE SPY-
>"Geeze Louise, you're crazy! You coulda killed us, ya spastic!"

>>614910
You look around, but you got disoriented in the CHRISTMAS BLIZZARD. The CORPORATE CLOCK TOWER is nowhere nearby, looks like...

Tavern 2014/12/24(Wed)13:00 No. 615014 ID: 189a54
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>>614982
Ooh, that's a cool line. You remember that different gifts bit to use sometime.

You get CRACK on the phone again and tell him that you've caught a CORPORATE SPY.

CRACK-
>"Sick, man! Send him over, I'll get him doing some little jobs for us in no time."

With THE POWER OF CHRISTMAS, you poof the CORPORATE SPY to CRACK. Turning, you see you still have your CHRISTMAS LUCK....

Tavern 2014/12/24(Wed)13:04 No. 615022 ID: 189a54
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You've landed right in front of the CORPORATE DOCKS.

There looks to be two CORPORATE SPIES keeping watch outside MINION TWO's base. Behind it, the S.S. CORPORATION, CORPORATE BOSS's FLAGSHIP, sits in the water. What will you do?

Tavern 2014/12/26(Fri)06:09 No. 615565 ID: 189a54
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The CORPORATE CLOCK TOWER rings again!

Oh no! With Christmas over, THE POWER OF CHRISTMAS leaves you for the year!!

The S.S. CORPORATION blasts off from the CORPORATE DOCKS. As it sails for SECRET CORPORATE ISLAND, you can hear CORPORATE BOSS laughing from the deck.

CORPORATE BOSS-
>"GYAHAHAHAHAH! TOO LATE, SPIRIT OF CHRISTMAS!! CHRISTMAS IS MINE ONCE AGAIN!!!"

You couldn't make it in time! It seems like your mission has failed...

Until next year...!

~END~

Twist, the tower is early and you got plenty of time. Now go and get him.