A DUCK!
We want a duck.
Or Five Maids a Milking. You'll appreciate it when you're older.

>>612037
What about a puppydragon? If there is such a thing? Otherwise get a dragon because DRAGON.

You want a sentient cat who has the power to transform into a kentropan, cat, or anything in between! The more you care for her, the more kentropan she can become!

Sing the Valkyrie Catgirl song!

That way, Kenpass gives you the bestest gift ever: a friend who only makes you happy if you put determined work and caring affection into her! Be sure to treat her like a real person, and eventually as an equal and a little sister!

MERRY KENPASS AND A HAPPY NEW REGIME!!!

Snager 2014/12/15(Mon)13:10 No. 612070 ID: 6d4898
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You are surrounded by more strangers than usual today and the over-stimulation has gotten you all frazzled. They all swoon when ever you say any string of coherent words and you can't help but blabber on and on. In all the hooplah, you get taken away from the Kenpass Log.

CRAP ON A CRACKER you forgot to tell it what you really wanted!

You beg to go back and wind up throwing a temper tantrum because your governesses think you just want more attention. This is the worst. Thing. That has ever. Happened.

Snager 2014/12/15(Mon)13:14 No. 612071 ID: 6d4898
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You think there is such a thing as fuzzy warm dragons with floppy ears. That might be what you want. There are also dogs big enough to ride like a riding dragon. But you want a LAP dragon from the Black Trees tradition. Or a puppy.

Snager 2014/12/15(Mon)13:15 No. 612072 ID: 6d4898
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The video game is very popular. It is also from Black Trees.

Oh, and be sure to work hard throughout Kenpass, make some money (or gifts, if that's what you get paid in), and give your paychecks to Krampass every day until the 10th day of Kenpass. You need to show that you are a responsible kid who can take care of a pet / little sister.

Hm. Maybe you could sing the following:

On the first day of Kenpass, Krampass gave to me
My best friend, in a fir tree.

And add the following to turn a spoiled brat moment into a crowning moment of heartwarming:
two mess to clean
three meals to serve
four close calls
five loving hugs
six hours playing
seven adventures questing
eight footsies dancing
nine kawaiis mewling
ten kisses of joy

And on the tenth verse change "best friend" to "little sister".

I've given you the tools. Show me what you're capable of.

>>612073
Did I say fir? Change it to "purr"

Snager 2014/12/16(Tue)22:01 No. 612657 ID: 962c3b
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It is Kenpass day 2. You spent all day from dawn to dusk, taking breaks only to eat and use the restroom, opening presents. Every single one of them has been a sweater. A rare poncho pops up every now and again, and a traditional Ramsheads wool ruff or two and a few odds and ends like mittens or scarves. Some of them look fine enough to have been made by machines on the moon or a space ship far far away. You can barely grasp the notion that there are other worlds. All you know is literally hundreds of grandmas who aren't even related to you hand made you all these got-dang sweaters.

It is important to get at least one article of clothing on day two of Kenpass or else the Kenpasisters will get you before Krampas can and and feed you to their giant cat. Your staff has formed one pile for unopened packages, one for opened sweaters and one for refuse.

Snager 2014/12/16(Tue)22:06 No. 612658 ID: 962c3b
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But none of them have given you any clues as to whether the Kenpass log knew what you really want on day ten. What is this image emblazoned on this article even supposed to be? A dic bird? You do not want a common dic bird for Kenpass, not even on some other day than day ten, not ever. A person playing a horn who also has wings? Laim and gaegh. A long eared rabbit? What for? You have all the food you could ever eat and you can have anything you want!

None of the yarn wares you have gotten today have anything to do with puppies OR dragonlets. You can discern no pattern or theme at all.

>>612658
Excuse me that is obviously a dragon breathing fire. Get ye lap dragon.

You're a spoiled brat, aren't you? Don't worry, we have a solution. It's going to take hard work, but you want that grand present, don't you?

1. Write thank-you cards to your favorite relatives for the stuff they gave you. And yes, you can use a computer and copy machine to get this over with fast.
2. Find random children, both destitute and stupid, who aren't wearing enough sweaters.
3. Give the sweaters away, but also spread your name around. This is less of a charity and more of a friendship recruitment. Lots of friends can help you later.
4. Repeat each day with all the pathetic gifts which would be better off with someone else.
5. If you work hard enough, Krampass might give you an extra-special present! AND you get to become a popular rich kid without making many enemies!

Note: Find the sweaters you really like (both comfy and insulated), and keep those. Write special thank-you cards to the relatives who gave you them.

You do not have to write thank you cards or give away your clothes, but actions like these can yield great returns.

save crap gifts for later. give to other people when weirdos leave.

Snager 2014/12/17(Wed)12:12 No. 612769 ID: b84f67
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Kenpass: Day Three

You awaken this morning shrouded in the wisps of disappointed feelings and it takes you a moment to remember why. Then, you feel scared.

Krampas and the Kenpasisters are coming to get you!

Snager 2014/12/17(Wed)12:15 No. 612770 ID: b84f67
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Wait, no, that's not till day ten. If the Kepasisters were going to get you, they would have done it, by now. You got enough sweaters last night for fifty children. Some of them are too big, as though the sender wanted you to wear them when you get older?

You find ten of the sweaters someone set aside for you in your closet and re-evaluate them.

Snager 2014/12/17(Wed)12:20 No. 612771 ID: b84f67
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hm..

Snager 2014/12/17(Wed)12:21 No. 612772 ID: b84f67
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hhhmmm....

Snager 2014/12/17(Wed)12:27 No. 612777 ID: b84f67
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oh come on. why would you want this. what even is some of this

7/10 wool shirts evaluated

The remaining three have no representational imagery on them and one is just a ruff. It is better than your old one. You will probably keep it. Will you wear one of the woolen tops today?

wear a blank one.

How about the one with a puppy on it?

And for crying out loud, give some of those jackets to kids in your town or to charity!

You know your parents are going to force you to wear them all if you just keep them.

>>612782
later, jeez. RELAX.

Wear the ones you like, and give the other ones as gifts!

Snager 2014/12/18(Thu)19:36 No. 613056 ID: b84f67
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>>612778

You decided to go with one of the blank shirts but you would not call this shirt 'plain.' It was one of the ones that was so fine you'd swear it was crafted by machines out in outer space and you overheard someone mention it looked like spider wool.

Snager 2014/12/18(Thu)19:38 No. 613058 ID: b84f67
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At Kenpass day three dinner last night, you sat down with your extended family, all 147 of them excluding babies who were too young to eat at the table. You spilled the meatfruit soup all down your new shirt. You were pretty shaken up over it. You went to bed without opening any presents.

Snager 2014/12/18(Thu)19:40 No. 613059 ID: b84f67
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Today, Kenpass day four, you again have chosen a blank sweater because you didn't want to mislead anyone into thinking you wanted a cat (or a talking cat, which doesn’t exist and you can't have what there isn't of) or a cow or a tow truck. You really and truly want a puppy.
.. or dragon.

What would happen if you asked for both?

>Ask big brother
>Ask a parent
>Ask a staff member
>Donate the rest of your sweaters to charity before any more ill will befalls them
>Open your double presents immediately

>>613059
Ask your bro!

Donate your sweaters, ask one of the kids who receives a sweater.

Snager 2014/12/18(Thu)21:43 No. 613089 ID: b84f67
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>>613064
You track down your brother. He is holding something new. You guess he got it for day four or maybe day five. On the day when you get clothes, he got skii gear and balaclavas. The next day, he got books and magazines on snow and terrain, for good measure. Maybe you got a book, last night, and haven't opened it yet!

day one: tell the log your wish
day two: clothes, usually warm ones
day three: books or objects of learning
day four: maybe out-doorsmen stuff!?
Day five: ??
day six: ??
day seven: //?
day eight: s??s/?¿
day nine: no one talks
day ten: the big present

But first things first.

Snager 2014/12/18(Thu)21:57 No. 613092 ID: b84f67
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Surely if you got a book, you would get a clue to what animal friend you will get on day ten. But first things first. You ask him thus.

“Prince Bro, I have a question about Kenpass,” you say.

“Shoot,” he says. You wait for him to tell you if you can ask it.

Finally you just ask. “What happens on day ten?”

“You get your last Kenpass present then we all party and be totally awesome for the rest of the year.”

“What happens if you ask for something too big?”

“Krampas comes to get you.”

You think for a second.

“What if you ask for two medium-sized things?”

“Then two krampas will come and tear you apart and each take half.”

Snager 2014/12/18(Thu)21:59 No. 613093 ID: b84f67
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You shoot a glance at your pamps over there to try and see if Bro is lying. Pamps is in a perpetual state of 'noyce.' Xe grew up in Rebellia and was their last prince before the dynasty was broken up. No one calls xim 'prince' though, or even 'queen,' even though xe IS a queen. Word.

You move on to your next question. The one about the sweaters.
>Ask bro
>Ask pamps

Back away slowly from the recently baked pamps. You know that when someone is baked in a pie, they will be VERY ANGRY.

You're a spoiled brat and you know it. You may want to ask someone what Krampass does to spoiled brats.

Can you please take your sweaters and go play with the other children in the city?

>>613096
he can't leave. has to stay in the house until kenpass is over. jeez.


anyway. ask bro

Snager 2014/12/18(Thu)22:47 No. 613112 ID: b84f67
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>>613096
Pamps seems uncharacteristically downtrodden at the notion that xis own children don't seem to want to spend time with xim on Kenpass, especially considering how one the three of them died just three years ago. Its not like everyone in this room is xis ADOPTIVE family and lovers and none of them want to talk to xim right now or anything. Its not as though xe is feeling homesick for the country xe no longer belongs to on account of the holidays or nothing. That's okay, kiddos, go on, 'skool. Pamps can take a hint.

Snager 2014/12/18(Thu)22:53 No. 613116 ID: b84f67
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Once you're away from the queen, you ask your bro the next question.

“Bro Prince,” you say. “Does everyone get 10000000000000000 sweaters on kenpass day two?”

“No, just us.”

….
His face always looks the same. You can't tell if he's messing with you.

“You're full of shyd!” you tell him.

“... I'm telling mom,” he begins to raise his voice and look around for the King.

“NNNNnnOOOO,” you only used a bad word to try and relate to Prince new-shades, better, and now this!

“Go open your presents then,” he commands you.

>Do as he says
>Try to guess the presents first
>Cry

Try to guess the presents!

And once this is over, go spend some time with pamps, xe could use a cheering up.

Snager 2014/12/19(Fri)17:17 No. 613251 ID: b84f67
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>>613122
Still day four, an hour or so later.

Everyone is getting into their day four gifts, definitely a sports or outdoors or physical gaming theme, overall. But you need to open your book / learning thing from day three, first!

You're pretty tired from the previous day's excretion so two of your parents are holding you.

The first one from day three is definitely a fat square. Dare you try to guess what book it is? Or maybe guess that it is NOT a book but something inside a book-shaped box?

Snager 2014/12/19(Fri)17:19 No. 613252 ID: b84f67
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>>613122
Day four gift is... :/ really well wrapped? What is it? What could it be? It's about 4 long but 2.5 feet deep and 3 feet high. You scour the court and notice some of your cousins and percentile siblings are getting things other than sports equipment.

>enter guesses for day three and four

Isn't that the latest action figure from that famous thing your brother was so excited about? The giant castle-tank that can be a child's toy or a game piece? Your brother will probably want to borrow it for his next tournament game.

It works by placing toy figurines into the little castle armaments, and then you use a remote control device (usually a PDA these days) to move the castle around and shoot other action figures. Action figures and vehicles can move and shoot with real animatronic arms, legs, and wheels to fight the enemy, which causes the defeated enemies to pop out of the castles or tip over. It's a great game! Too bad you don't play it yourself... yet.

>>613252
I dunno, could be gym equipment, could be something like woodworking tools and such, it's furniture alright.

>>613252
>enter guesses for day three and four

Day three is a role playing game book like Challenges and Chulaloops. It's pretty popular with other kids. The kids you're supposed to donate the sweaters to.

The day four gift seems to be too big to be some remote controlled toy. Four feet? It's got to be your very own PORTAL OF AWESOME. You jump through the portal and it takes you somewhere awesome. Or it self destructs and you're stuck there forever. Wait, that can't be right. Who would gift that to you? That sounds horrible to be stuck somewhere lost.

Also, kid, give ol' Pamps a hug. Xe's looking under the weather. Krampass will surely smile upon you if you show kindness to others! But it has to be genuine kindness and not the kind of kindness you use to get presents.

Snager 2014/12/19(Fri)22:35 No. 613365 ID: b84f67
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You open three books of note.
One seems to be about camping for some reason? Where to find food and what is and isn't safe to eat.
The next is a Choose Your Own Adventure game book that is fantasy driven survival but still teaches practical lessons. It has a Best Seller seal on the front cover and is signed by the author.

The one that you were holding that felt so fat is a really technical book that seems to want to teach you the basics of building a house from scratch, from electrical to humidifying and heating? It seems to be above your reading level.

You put the bow from one of the books on your head.

Snager 2014/12/19(Fri)22:40 No. 613370 ID: b84f67
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You finally make it to your Day four gift: you make short work of the exquisite wrapping paper. What is inside is hard to describe.

Snager 2014/12/19(Fri)22:42 No. 613372 ID: b84f67
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The quality and attention to authenticity cannot be denied. It is a miniature castle hewn from wood built to resemble the architecture style of the one your Pamps grew up in. You always wanted to go there but have been told over and over that this just cannot be.

Snager 2014/12/19(Fri)22:43 No. 613374 ID: b84f67
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Though the attention to detail and craftsmanship is remarkable, most of this.. What ever it is still requires putting together. Some side or maybe interior walls haven't been placed. Only major holes and decoration have been cut into the wood. There is some electrical equipment you don't recognize and some new tools and hardware included.

Snager 2014/12/19(Fri)22:45 No. 613375 ID: b84f67
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You are surely meant to put this thing together, yourself. You recognize the characters above a pretend-archway to hold your name but don't know what the rest of the calligraphy represents. However, you believe the words have been fashioned into the visage of a gnarly dragon!

It is not a dog house!

You put the foreign paper bow from the wrapping on your ruff. It looks not unlike your big bro's broach he can never take off.

Snager 2014/12/19(Fri)22:47 No. 613376 ID: b84f67
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Pamps had SOMETHING to do with this, you think. It looks like xis childhood castle! Give that smooth rider a hug. Xi seems emotional.

PS, xi has finally stopped cracking jokes about being 'Pampass.' Good thing, too, because it was starting to freak you out.

Merry Kenpass!

But seriously, this alone is a great gift. If you don't get anything on Kenpass day 10, please do not consider hurting someone in a fit of anger, you already got a gift on day 4 that some kids would want on day 10. Thank you.

Snager 2014/12/20(Sat)22:07 No. 613644 ID: b84f67
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[anime]

>You already got a gift on day four that most kids would want on day ten. Be thankful.

You never thought of that. If what your bro said about the sweaters is true, then maybe your childhood is getting a little extravagant.

You and your cousins ride your personal ponies around the royal grounds for an hour then watch a private shadow puppet act.

The next day is Kenpass day five. You awaken to no gifts for you under the bon fire heap! You are beginning to become upset when you are calmed down. Then blind folded.

Oh god, this is it. Your parents have sold you to the Kenpass Devil. Krampass is going to cook you into a pie an make your soul watch as he Mosslandian Pies it.

Snager 2014/12/20(Sat)22:21 No. 613649 ID: b84f67
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...

Snager 2014/12/20(Sat)22:24 No. 613650 ID: b84f67
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Oh wait, it's a ...
rabbit hutch? When did this get here???

Damn it, they got you food rabbits, anyway, what the hell.

There's even some already in there, getting cozy with each other. And some smaller vermin? Do people eat rats ?? What ever this is dumb when did this get here so bogus >:(

There's only two people here to see you get the gift. Where is everyone ? lame.

but a small dragon would eat food rabbits. you take one out and feed it to them.

Okay. Ask if you can get a veterinarian to look at all the rabbits. Then find the healthiest two and keep them. Give any other healthy rabbits to the local orphanage, and give away the unhealthy ones to pet owners and butcher shops to be turned into well-boiled rabbit stew for the local homeless. If they're all diseased, just make rabbit stew for the whole town.

Kenpass is half past done and you still haven't proven yourself anything but a spoiled brat. Krampass might turn you into that pie and serve you up to all the people your family lords over! Oh noes! You should probably do something nice for other people before it's too late!

>>613760
relax with the "give away all your other stuff RIGHT NOW" attitude.

if we are gonna get a little dragon then we will need feeder rabbits for it to eat.

Keep rabbits for lap dragon.

PET THE RABBITS. They're so soft and fluffy.