>Mira: Realize that the sweaty beefcake you're chatting with in your dreams has cactus legs or some terrifying nurgledong, get shocked to conciousness

just five more minutes. Really sleepy.

Wake up.

AAAAHHHHHHHHHHHH!

>>605024

If that dosn't float your boat, realize the busty young lady before you has the face of mount rushmore and the voice of Gilbert Gottfried

WAKE UP NOW YOU WANT PANCAKES.

>>605032
that just makes it better!

the zombies are coming

Is that lemur butt!
i already like this quest.

Mira 2014/11/24(Mon)15:10 No. 605062 ID: 603941
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>>605038

Oh my goodness, I am so sorry! Here, let me throw on my underwear and a tank top.

>>605024
>>605032

I like 'em both!

>>605029

AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH right back atcha!

>>605035

It's ok, I have stuff I can improvise with!

>>605033

I do want pancakes! How'd you know?! Oh wait, you're in my head.

I don't have to do anything really important, so I'll make pancakes first and eat 'em, then we can decide what we're doing today!

sooooo, who are you and what's your story?

Tell us everything!
Or just tell us about yourself and current events.

So do you live alone, do have any pets, do you have a gateway to the 'otherside' in your basement and finally do you have any orange juice? That goes very well a plate of pancakes.

Mira 2014/11/24(Mon)15:58 No. 605100 ID: 603941
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I'm Mira Tsyzyrev, 20, living off the fat of my past job. I live alone in Las Vegas. I'm looking to become an actress. The rest of my family is in Germany. And yes, I do have orange juice!

so why Vegas and not Hollywood? Also what was your last job?

What was your past job, and have you always heard voices? Because if not you are taking it quiet well.

Mira 2014/11/24(Mon)17:35 No. 605181 ID: 603941
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My last job was, get this, a department store cashier! Very not me. I know my dreams're big, but I really hope I can accomplish them. That's what you're here for, me thinks! Little tiny motivational voices in my head.

>>605181
Do you know anyone in the biz? If you can get your foot in the door it's a lot easier. Otherwise you basically have to try to get a gig as an extra and luck out with making friends with someone on set.

Do you take a shower after breakfast? Or what?

so currently you're unemployed, live by yourself, in a apartment(?), with dreams of becoming an actress. well might as well check help wanted ads while you eat, I mean if you're in Vegas you might be able to land a job at one of the shows the city likes to throw, or at least find a job that could build up your reputation so you can land a job like that later.

Mira 2014/11/24(Mon)18:56 No. 605228 ID: 603941
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Gotta learn to crawl before y'can walk, huh? I guess you're right, I'm being stupid. I know someone who can probably land me a job that's not necessarily involved with the big acting industry, well-- it might be, but it's still a shot in the dark. But still it's like seven, and I think they're at work. I'll call them later in the day.

>>605208

I take a shower every other night. Call me unhygienic.

My routine is essentially wake up, get dressed, eat some breakfast, find something to do, come back home, and sleep. Don't get me wrong, I'm not the partying type.

Usually.

That's not a routine.
That sounds more like a hole you've fallen into.

so who's the friend and what do they do. Also what do you do for fun?

Mira 2014/11/24(Mon)19:49 No. 605260 ID: 603941
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>>605243

I've gotten myself in much worse holes before, don't worry!

>>605246

I like exploring this city, if that counts!

I'm gonna go to sleep for the night but I have a really early train ride tomorrow so I'll be on soon goodnight

How much money do you have saved, and how good are you at math? You could try reverse gambling. Go to a casino, find someone who's having a lucky streak at roulette or something. Ask what their strategy is, then challenge them by offering a small, even-money bet that said strategy is going to lose on the next toss.

Exploring the city sounds cool. They got any events going on? Parks are always nice to chill in. Or just look around and see what's cool.

How good are you at math or gambling, Mira?