>>602906
Start a brawl with that punk, got no business glaring at you outside your own house!

Tell him to get off your lawn.

The force is strong with this one, train him to become a Sith Lord. If he refuses choke him with the FORCE!

Beat him to death with your bare MYSTERIOUS HANDS.

MajorIdiot 2014/11/16(Sun)13:44 No. 602915 ID: 9c0c4e
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>Beat him to death with your bare MYSTERIOUS HANDS.
Yes. This must be done in payback. He humiliated you, and you will end him.

You will use your SECRET TECHNIQUE to finish him off.

MajorIdiot 2014/11/16(Sun)13:44 No. 602916 ID: 9c0c4e
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You use your MYSTERIOUS FISTS OF JUSTICE to send the kid skyward. He got what he deserved.

look out in the distance, and see where he lands.

MajorIdiot 2014/11/16(Sun)13:46 No. 602919 ID: 9c0c4e
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You can see him far in the distance. What is your next course of action?

think up an alibi

MajorIdiot 2014/11/16(Sun)13:51 No. 602922 ID: 9c0c4e
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>think up an alibi
You enter deep though. You are interrupted, however, by the approaching sound of sirens. How annoying! What will you do?

Turn into a wandering hermit.

Reenter the house. Should the police ask, you didn't see anything.

>>602922
Nobody expects the guy who files the report to be the criminal. Run to the sirens and say that you saw some mysterious man beat a kid to death, he ran off somewhere. Then hop on the first bus out of the area.

MajorIdiot 2014/11/16(Sun)13:58 No. 602929 ID: 9c0c4e
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>Reenter the house. Should the police ask, you didn't see anything.
You are back in your HOUSE. There is a knock on the door.

MajorIdiot 2014/11/16(Sun)14:04 No. 602931 ID: 9c0c4e
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GASP! It's the police! The officer begins chewing you out, telling you it is illegal to punch a kid. What will you do?

punch the police officer in the face

punch him, then punch his hat

MajorIdiot 2014/11/16(Sun)14:14 No. 602935 ID: 9c0c4e
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>punch the police officer in the face
You give the police officer a good fist to the face. He stumbles off of your porch. What will you do now?

Tell him you already have a religion, get off the lawn. Then slam the door in his face.

MajorIdiot 2014/11/16(Sun)14:33 No. 602941 ID: 9c0c4e
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>Tell him you already have a religion, get off the lawn. Then slam the door in his face.

The police officer is now very confused. He calls for backup! Now you are really in trouble!

MajorIdiot 2014/11/16(Sun)14:34 No. 602943 ID: 9c0c4e
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You become very nervous. You can't go to jail! What are you going to do!?

>>602943
Transform into a bicycle

go out the back door and/or window

MajorIdiot 2014/11/16(Sun)15:01 No. 602951 ID: 9c0c4e
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>Transform into a bicycle
You feel the mysterious urge to transform into a bicycle. You try to contort your limbs into impossible angles.

MajorIdiot 2014/11/16(Sun)15:01 No. 602952 ID: 9c0c4e
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Suddenly, your door is knocked down by two police officers. This is extremely awkward. What will you do?

>>602952
Too late, you have to kill them with your mysterious concealed gun, fast! You can't go to jail!

MajorIdiot 2014/11/16(Sun)15:10 No. 602957 ID: 9c0c4e
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>you have to kill them with your mysterious concealed gun, fast!

Your MYSTERIOUS GUN has no ammo! However, you are desperate, so you chuck the gun out the door. It catches one of the officers in the face! What will you do next?

cold-cock the other guy while he's turned away.

>>602957
mysteriously disappear from your house

use your SECRET POWERS to defeat the officers

MajorIdiot 2014/11/16(Sun)16:31 No. 602979 ID: 9c0c4e
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>mysteriously disappear from your house

You mysteriously disappear. It is what a MYSTERIOUS MAN like you does best. You are taking refuge in a dumpster in a city. What will you do now?

>>602979
Going it alone's risky with the police after you, search around for a MYSTERIOUS WINGMAN to go the distance with.

MajorIdiot 2014/11/16(Sun)16:56 No. 602991 ID: 9c0c4e
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>Going it alone's risky with the police after you, search around for a MYSTERIOUS WINGMAN to go the distance with.

You take a gander around from your dumpster view. You see a particularly mysterious man standing at the end of the alley.

MajorIdiot 2014/11/16(Sun)16:57 No. 602992 ID: 9c0c4e
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You approach him, and ask him if he wants to team up with you. He says sure, but he seems to have a cold tone in his voice. What adventures will you two go on together now that you have become a team?

>>602992
Before you head out, bond with the MYSTERIOUS WINGMAN by sharing MYSTERIOUS LIFE STORIES.

MajorIdiot 2014/11/16(Sun)17:18 No. 603002 ID: 9c0c4e
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>Before you head out, bond with the MYSTERIOUS WINGMAN by sharing MYSTERIOUS LIFE STORIES.

You tell him about your life so far. He takes it all in, but he does not share his life story in return. How mysterious of him! You should be taking notes from this guy! What will you two do next?

Pick up some MYSTERIOUS GIRLS!

>>603002
Mysteriously procure a getaway car and some gas money, we gotta get some distance from the heat.

mysteriously have a friendship hug

MajorIdiot 2014/11/22(Sat)14:50 No. 604404 ID: 9c0c4e
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>Mysteriously procure a getaway car and some gas money, we gotta get some distance from the heat.

You start your journey together. Where will you go?

Bang, zoom! STRAIGHT TO THE MOON!

MajorIdiot 2014/11/22(Sat)15:08 No. 604408 ID: 9c0c4e
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>Bang, zoom! STRAIGHT TO THE MOON!

Here goes nothing.

MajorIdiot 2014/11/22(Sat)15:09 No. 604410 ID: 9c0c4e
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Well, that didn't work.

What next?

walk around

Mysteriously dissapear the car.

Get out, see if you can roll the car the right side up.

mysteriously end up on the moon anyway.

>>604417
yes

>>604410
Realise it is the year 3000 and you already live on the moon