Liftoff?
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Um, hello?
>>601505 and here. we . go
why are you crying, book?
Would be amazed If this actually goes somewhere. Onward with plot.
>>601677 Get up and stretch, then go to the bathroom to pee and look at your eye. >>601672 Your dreams always like that? >>601677 ((whats with the time? Is it meant to not make any sense or am I just reading it incredibly wrong?))
Get in the shower, stinky. Wake yourself up, maybe take care of that migraine some.
>>601677 Take a shower, you filthy kitty. ...how many pages are in this book? I don't think we can faff about very much if we want a good ending.
hit the bathroom and take a piss, then shower and think about what you're doing here and what you're trying to accomplish.
>>601731 Begin at the beginning, of course! Eh, start up your computer and check out the local news. Got any friends you talk to? On the internet or otherwise? I take it you're unemployed. Who's paying your rent?
Well do you want to do nothing all day? Would you like to step outside maybe?
Nothing is something worth doing.
>>601746 Outside is better than inside, right?
Make some music
>>601839 Wow dude, chill out. Go stare at the moon to calm down a bit. Maybe watch the cityscape for a bit.
Fuck it, chug the whole thing and get high off it or something. Who even cares, let's get wicked
>>602119 2ml. Dosing is important. What's your name?
>>602124 this pretty much. What got you into music?
Chug! Chug! Chug! Chug!
That is a bad idea. Overdosing on any drug can be fatal, or at the very least make you very sick. Wouldn't want to live up to the title of the book, would you? Just go outside while your head is in one piece.
>>602195 Drinking more won't necessarily make you feel better. Go out and see that abandoned golf course.
So what do you see? Anything of interest jump out? What abut that stick, maybe its a weapon? (Bottom rightish)
>>602283 This is peaceful. What are your favorite places to explore?
>>609546 Find some small rocks and smack them with the club! Try not to aim for anything important.
>>609547 Do this, and aim for some trees. See how far you can hit them from.
>>609546 Use it to kill the whores.. But for now just play ghetto golf with a round rock, and when that fails, play baseball