A quiet day at /tg/'s house.
/tg/'s restlessness gets the better of him, and he decides to embark upon an epic adventure.
Suddenly...
>>597627 His shit gets slapped?
>>597628 His visitor angrily croaks, "How about I slap your shit?" /tg/ is taken aback and stutters, "B-b-but, I don't really have to go right now..."
The visitor frowns even harder than before. Clearly he does not appreciate self-defecating humor.
Ask the tiny man his NAME, and if he would like to embark upon an EPIC ADVENTURE.
If tiny man refuses your offer cranekick him in the face and obtain his red hat.
>>597625 Watch out, last time I did that I got banned by some SJW. The image text, that is. Anyway, yeah, ask him to be your sidekick. If he refuses, violence will do to obtain his hat.
Use uppercut, jab-jab, fient combo to a haymaker followed by a judo throw into the incinerator off screen. Then detonate the incinerator.
Crouch uppercut to start the combo, then perform the rest, don't to miss the first hit of the combo due to his small size, also take his hat when you judo throw him to his doom.