>>649908
Bring home a terrible boyfriend who noone likes!

Go home and show off your new skills to the family while telling them tall tails of your adventures.

>>649944
what no, that sounds like they would potentially enjoy your presence. You have to bring home someone they hate!

see if you can't find your old friends and show off how much better you are then all of them... also hope you don't find out you're now an aunt seeing how Ryan and your brother were spending so much time together.

How about you carouse about with Ryhn and the gang. you could make some extra cash to spend on wizard stuff you need doing a job and get valuable practice.

Surely by now Ryhn and Jehral have gotten it out of their systems.

Hooking, you're dressed for it.


Or spooking kids with magically animated snowmen maybe? Or drinking in taverns.

>>649963
>>649904
YYYYEEESSSSSS

>>649949
>>649948
NO WAIT THIS, use magic to impress friends, annoy brother, make brother seem useless to group.

Sika 2015/06/22(Mon)08:30 No. 650090 ID: 265534
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>>649963
What? I am not. I am adorable and appropriately dressed, you prude.

>>649937
>>649946
>>649908
But I don't have a terrible boyfriend and even if I had some terrible candidates, why would I want one? A terrible one, that is.

>>649949
>>649948
I don't know where they are right now. They've been adventure-hoboing around. I'd have to track them down first.

>>649944
Everything is very normal at home. Tachja is getting bigger, but I've been home recently enough. I don't need to go back right now.


>Go drink in taverns
This seems to be the only option that won't take hours or weeks to pull off, unless I do a really good job at it, I guess.

speaking of boy friends, you got your eye on anyone back at the school or are you leaving it open?

TO THE BOOZEHOUSE THEN. LET'S GET WASTED AND HOOK UP ACCIDENTALLY TO SOMEONE WE DON'T KNOW.

Or get wasted and hook up with someone you don't know on purpose.

Make a rock golem but out of snow and not magic. Call it a snow man. Except instead of a man it's a woman and has rockin tits based on Korcha.

>>649899
Hey, Sika! .....Uh, is it just me or do you look.....taller? Did you have some sort of growth spurt in the past 3 months? Because you look like you might be taller than Jehral now. Not as tall as Rynh, but you definitely look like you're taller than Jehral!

So, how has magic school been? Learn any new tricks? Been getting good grades? Do anything badass to 1-up Bundri and put him in his place? >:-D

>>650090
Well, you don't have to hate them. The idea is for your FAMILY to hate the boyfriend. They don't actually have to be terrible at all. Just really get on Jehral's nerves or something.

>why would I want [a boyfriend]? A terrible one, that is.
Usually as an excuse to inflict him on others. It's like, a social weapon. One that gets past the usual security.

>Go drink in taverns
>This seems to be the only option that won't take hours or weeks to pull off
I don't suppose there are any winter festivals or anything similar you could crash?

I like what you've done with your hair. Has that douchebag edgelord kid mentioned how adorable your hair is?

>>650090
Follow your adorable and appropriately sized nose. Winter tends to mean warm, tasty treats to compensate for all that cold blandness outside.

Sika 2015/06/30(Tue)16:26 No. 652033 ID: 265534
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Since I am here learning to be an adventurer, I should probably learn the most important part; ale and whores.


But... Drinking alone doesn't sound very fun. Maybe I should get someone to come along.

>HOOK UP ACCIDENTALLY TO SOMEONE WE DON'T KNOW.
>got your eye on anyone back at the school or are you leaving it open?

Everybody is a human or other human looking thing and I'm a kobold and kobolds are a lot different than human type things. It makes me a bit self-conscious. Most races don't use 'hairy and vaguely dog-like' to describe their standard of beauty... except for gnolls, I guess.

I'm just worried some people might not appreciate how attractive I am, just because I'm a little fuzzy, lizardy thing.


>Has that douchebag edgelord kid mentioned how adorable your hair is?

No, I'm not really trying to appeal to him anyway. I mean, it's basically the only hairstyle I can manage other than being kind of shaggy. Kobold hair doesn't grow out really long like human hair does. It looks okay though, right? Not weird or anything? Hahahaha...

Sounds like someone has a crush. Oh well, BOOOOOOOOOOOZE.

maybe you can find someone at the bar or at the very least pick up some news of what's happening in the world. Oh and as for who to invite... got any friends back at the college that you'd like to drag along?

>I'm just worried some people might not appreciate how attractive I am
As I recall, one of our theories for elf-girl's odd behavior was that she was into you.

>It looks okay though, right? Not weird or anything? Hahahaha...
The ragamuffin pomf works just fine, don't fret.

>>652033
Drink with elf girl.

>It looks okay though, right? Not weird or anything?

No man, natural handholds.

In nay case, even if you're probably not most people around here's "type" physically, you're a hell of a charmer. There's nothing to worry about. Heck, school is a place people experiment at, and it's a magic school so it's gotta be even more true. I wouldn't worry about people not appreciating your natural beauty; you're in exactly the right place to find people willing, or even eager, to look past their preconceived notions.

After all, isn't that what magic is all about?

>Most races don't use 'hairy and vaguely dog-like' to describe their standard of beauty... except for gnolls, I guess.

So... go flirt with some gnolls?

Sika 2015/07/02(Thu)15:13 No. 652662 ID: 265534
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>Go flirt with gnolls

Couldn't I flirt with kobolds if I wanted someone somewhat similar to myself? Just sayin'...

>Sounds like someone has a crush.

I don't even know who to have a crush on. I bet it was simpler back in the old days. I'd have twenty kids by six or seven different guys by now, steal goats from human farms for a living and die at the ripe old age of seventeen when a bear monster eats the entire tribe.
I guess simpler isn't necessarily better...


>Drink with elf girl

She's like the least friendly person. I doubt she'd be interested in such lowly peasant type activities anyway. Yeah, I'd rather go bother basically anyone else. Snooty and judgmental is the least fun company.

>Couldn't I flirt with kobolds if I wanted someone somewhat similar to myself? Just sayin'...
Well sure, but then avoiding the 20 different kids is harder.

>She's like the least friendly person. I doubt she'd be interested in such lowly peasant type activities anyway. Yeah, I'd rather go bother basically anyone else. Snooty and judgmental is the least fun company.
Maybe she's better once she's a little drunk and loosened up.

>>652662
There's no kobold's nearby to flirt with. I think there was a gnoll.
Man, whatever, we can make a sex golem when we're drunk and regret it later.
Drink with insane goblin.

Look, just go get wasted. Getting blackout drunk is one of the best ways to start off a comedic sidequest.

>>652662
Look, one of these wizards has to be entertaining to go drinking with. Just grab whichever one is most convenient.

>>652662
Go with the Gobbos. They may not want to touch yer fluffy tail but they're always entertaining. If hazardous.

You don't have to go drinking with someone. You can wait to make decisions that you will regret later until after you've have a few drinks. After all, isn't that what drinking is all about?

>>652662
By 'drink with', we mean 'challenge to drinking contest'. Unless you are a literal lightweight.

>>652662
1. Gnolls big. Big in the pants? Quite possibly
2. Gnolls can't get you pregnant. I think

>>652863
Were there even gnolls at the school? I don't remember seeing any gnolls.

Let's not overthink this. Just pick up the first warm hunk of meat that's halfway bearable to look at and can get it up for a tiny dog lizard. That's what bars are for.

Can't you just go bowling or something?

>>652662
>Couldn't I flirt with kobolds if I wanted someone somewhat similar to myself?

Your previous statement "Everybody is a human or other human looking thing and I'm a kobold and kobolds are a lot different than human type things." implied that dateable 'bolds were in short supply, but gnolls were not. Widening the range of candidates being considered increases the chance that at least one will be of acceptable quality. Speaking of which, do you prefer guys or gals or are you willing to give both roughly equal consideration?

>>652863
If gnolls are big in the pants, wouldn't it be better to avoid them? Because she's so small it would hurt if she did get one of them into bed with her. That and gnolls aren't known for being "gentle" if you know what I'm saying.

Flirt with elves and humans and dwarves and dragons too then, why are you standing in the snow instead of flirting RIGHT NOW.

Well, you don't necessarily need to have to hook up with someone to go drinking. Just find someone you can tolerate to a reasonable degree, like Korcha. That would be a reasonable choice, considering that she's more sane than quite a few of the others.

Sika 2015/10/25(Sun)15:01 No. 679343 ID: 265534
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>>671596
I haven't been hanging out with Korcha much since stripping her in front of most of the year's new students. I'll buy her a drink, I guess.

"I don't think this is a good idea." she says almost immediately.

"Aw, c'mon. It'll be fun. When you're away at school, it's tradition to go out and get wasted sometimes, right?"

"I'm so large that drinking is too expensive."

"We don't have to get completely hammered up..."

"And aren't kobolds highly resistant to poison? Is this going to effect you at all?"

"Eh... Maybe not? I don't know. We're not very good at having a rowdy night out. You're really not living up to stereotypes. Do you know that story about the ogre wrestling a bunch of knights, and there's a mule... and some garlic or something..."

"The sequels were terrible."

This is terrible. We were both in the group that wanted to be adventurers, too. We can't be lame like this. I need to think of something crazy that gets us in a comical amount of trouble.

>>679343
HARD DRUGS.

"Should we try hallucinogens or wandering about looking for a fight or going on a date or finding somewhere to practice needlessly dangerous magic or something?"

needlessly dangerous magic like mixing our magics with different spells and seeing what kind of pretty colours we make?

>I haven't been hanging out with Korcha much since stripping her in front of most of the year's new students. I'll buy her a drink, I guess.
Traditionally, you're supposed to buy someone a drink before stripping them naked, but I guess this works.

>And aren't kobolds highly resistant to poison? Is this going to effect you at all?
Yeah, but you're small, so it it evens out.

>This is terrible. We were both in the group that wanted to be adventurers, too. We can't be lame like this. I need to think of something crazy that gets us in a comical amount of trouble.
There's usually someone up to something evil during the winter holiday. It's like a tradition. So you can go out on an adventure to save winter-mass from whatever dastardly plan you encounter.

>>679343
Find the local kingpin's mansion, destroy the mansion and his entire crime empire.

If it isn't happening there's no need to force it. Just because you aren't going around having crazy adventures doesn't mean you can't have a good time. You can still hang out.

Especially since you haven't hung out with her yet, that means there is a lot of stuff to know about each other: like how school is going, why both of you want to be an adventurer, your previous experiences adventuring, other stuff that isn't just school/adventuring.

wanna make out?

>>679343
You clearly need some enchanted boozeahol.

>>679343
If you're both resistant, then obviously, you both need something that might kill someone that's not as awesome as the two of you, right?

Either that, or you can start a racket with drinking games.