celebrate not being pregnant

Rap battle some poor DAWG

>>586753
Bite the nearest living being.

giving hurricanes to yr stuffed animals

fight ayn rand

use your pregnancy tests to stir ur drinks

BLAST TECHNO

FRACTAL 2014/07/29(Tue)20:46 No. 586761 ID: dc45aa
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i am TOTALLY NOT PREGNANT RN. FUCK YEAH

FRACTAL 2014/07/29(Tue)20:47 No. 586762 ID: dc45aa
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the closest living creature happens to be a SEAGULL, one of my MORTAL ENEMIES. i give him a goood fuckuign chomp

build a small castle out of pregnancy tests taped together. rule ur tiny pregnancy test kindgom

FRACTAL 2014/07/29(Tue)20:48 No. 586766 ID: dc45aa
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T H E C H A L L E N G E H A S B E E N A C C E P T E D, screams the seagull, who is an assshole

fuck. shit. fuck. i have initiated a rap battle but i do not know how to rap

engulf the sea gull in ur secret pocket void, send him to the gender realm

turn it into a WRAP BATTLE, cook a variety of DELICIOUS WRAPS as a competition against the seagull

Or alternatively, a CRAP battle. Not as delicious as a WRAP battle, but easier when drunk.

Yo my name's FRACTAL and I'm here to say

>>586771
that you best stay out of my way

You get a stick at beat them over the head with it (the BATTLE), and it makes a rapping sound from hitting their skull like a drum (the RAP).

FRACTAL 2014/07/29(Tue)21:04 No. 586774 ID: dc45aa
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"YO my name is fractal and i'm here 2 say
that u best stay out of my way!
uh ...... uhm. shit"

that was horrible. you people are horrible. this is horrible

FRACTAL 2014/07/29(Tue)21:05 No. 586775 ID: dc45aa
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to distract from my abject failure, i do some quicj thinkng and decide to nail my opponent in the fucking face with a baseball bat

i win bc violence is alwauys the answer

FRACTAL 2014/07/29(Tue)21:11 No. 586777 ID: dc45aa
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jesuss hcrist i think it's dead

hide the body b4 his seagull friends find u. give it to the local cat gang

resurrect the featherbeast through Illegal Gender Necromancy

quick call the vet

and the cops

turn yrself in

use the dead seagull as decoration, to warn other seagulls what happens when they fuck with you

>>586777
Time to escape the crime scene.

cremate the seagull and eat its ashes

pick it up and throw it at the next cloesest living person as a show of dominance

FRACTAL 2014/07/29(Tue)21:22 No. 586785 ID: dc45aa
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you people are so fucked up what the ghell is wrong with al l of you

FRACTAL 2014/07/29(Tue)21:22 No. 586786 ID: dc45aa
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i kick the seagull body under a dumpster like aNORMAL FUCKING PERSON and prepaore to leave the crime scene

it's too late the seagull cops are here

keep walking
if he tells you to stop or does something seagully hit him and throw him in the dumpster too.

>>586786
ACT CASUAL

Also flip the bird to the bird.

>>586786
do a triple-backflip off at LEAST three walls, land on the bird's back, and TAME THAT GIANT MOTHERFUCKER into your own personal slave0mount, complete with badass leather apocalypse armor

pull out your skateboard and ride away all rad like

The bigger seagull knows what you did. THEY ALL KNOW WHAT YOU DID.

ABORT!

FRACTAL 2014/07/29(Tue)21:55 No. 586795 ID: dc45aa
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i try 2 play it cool but the seagull is like H A L T Y E H E A R T L E S S S P I L L E R O F M I N E B R E T H R E N S B L O O D. what an ASSHOLE

FRACTAL 2014/07/29(Tue)21:57 No. 586797 ID: dc45aa
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i can't do a backflips but i jut kinda. hup. up we go. here i am

the saegill is surprisinglty okay wit h it. i think maube he just needed someone to lvole

only option is to kill every seagull forever

>>586797
Hug him to show your love.

NOW RIDE YOUR STEED INTO BATTLE

Now fly! Fly like an eagl- okay, like a drunk girl riding a giant seagull. Whatever.

>>586797
Fly and do battle with the crows down the street.

Or maybe show off your sweet seagull mount to your friends.

Or maybe take it to the beach to harass people trying to eat hot dogs.

RIDE YOUR STEED INTO THE NIGHT LIKE THE NEVERENDING STORY

fly the seagull to a strip club and tip generously

Get french fries. mmmm french fries.

fly to a strip club and tip generously but also do a barrel roll

Beware of flying whales having sex above you
That's a thing to worry about when you're drunk flying.

do u have ur drunk flying liscense

fly to a strip club iN HELL and eat a melon

go to a stripclub together in loving companionship!

FRACTAL 2014/07/31(Thu)20:39 No. 587274 ID: 90f357
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the general consensus is that i go 2 a strip club so that sounds good. i try to do SICK TRICKS on the way over but the eseagull is like no. what an asshole.

a stripclub is a stripclun, idk why ppl are so obsessed w these things. woo, look at all these girls who don't give a shit about me and just want to hgo homee

>>587274
Unacceptable. Show these nerds how it's done FRACTAL STYLE: with all the clothes on and an incredible amount of alcohol flooding your veins.

sell ur seagull slaves and give the proceeds to the dancers

ride the stripper home. ask for a piggy back ride

Take a pole and fashion it into a magic staff

time to get SWOLE. do some sideways pull ups on those stripper poles.

Fractal. What if the strippers ARE seagulls? OPEN THE FIRST SEAGULL STRIP CLUB.

FRACTAL 2014/07/31(Thu)21:13 No. 587290 ID: 90f357
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i sell my seagull mount and make it rain. the strippers are not impressed. thsi is awful

[anitmatesd]

show off the tits mcgee bra. i mean what better place.

>>587290
Buy the strip joint and teach them how to REALLY dance.

GET A PIGGY BACK RIDE HOME FROM A STRIPPER. TIP GENEROUSLY

Check dollar bills for signs of Illuminati.

Burn the place to the ground. You'll teach them to not be impressed. Dance in the ashes.

Give the finger to the dollars due to their obvious linkage to the illuminati

destroy any assholes catcalling the strippers. rise to a higher state of being and squaaaak indignantly to summon yr seagull army

The seagull is distraught that you would sell it without hesitation for a stack of bills to impress a bunch of strippers.