ok so i had this idea for a quest so your this guy right and your all happy and everything
but then you get hit by a car and you died
SHIT
but then you came back from the dad and now you want ravenge what do you do
OH COOL
kiss a dude
>>578720 Shamble after the car.
ps your in a graveyard b/c you died and were buryed what do you do
ok so u decide to kiss a dude (thats kinda gay but w/e) so you use ur zombee powers to make the guys next to u come back from the dad also and they do and u kiss john (ugh so gay) but only b/c it gives you more zombee powers, you dont kiss bobby b/c hes fat and gross so now your a lvl 2 zombee and john and bobby r lvl 1 what do you do (the car is gone by the way it took along time for you to get buryed so u dont know who hit you)
jump to the moon and eat it
Check your dead body for the imprint of a license plate, so you can track down the dude that killed you and eat his brains.
ok so u decide to jump to the moon and eat it so you jump
and u grab ur legs and pull rly hard
and you pull urself all the way to the moon but you realice u cant eat the moon b/c its made out of chese and zombees only eat brains so ur gonna starve if u stay up here and theres no zombees up here either you do notice that on ur forhead is a imprint of the license plate number of the car that hit you! but ur a zombee and cant read so u need to abduct a human who can help what do you do
Make the moon read it for you. Then eat its brains. Crash the corpse into whoever ran you over.
"Make the moon read it for you. Then eat its brains. Crash the corpse into whoever ran you over."
"That's SO DUMB, Tommy! Why do you always have to ruin Chain Story Time? Misses Johnson, make Tommy stop being such a complete douche!"
"I can't believe you'd use language like that, and in a Christian school! You get yourself up to the office, uh...um...what was your name again?"
>>582796 As Tommy, I choose to name this new character "Lucifer Judas".
"Oh, that's right, your name is Lucifer Judas. Get to the principal's office right this minute!"
"M-M-Mr. Slenderman, why is her name Lucifer? She's a girl! And how did the teacher change clothes so quickly?"
"Those are rather good questions. It's because..."
>>582806 She's secretly a stock photo
"It's because...she's secretly a stock photo." "What's a stock photo?" "Well, you remember your older sister, right? Before she died?"
"Oh, yes! Of course I remember her! She was so pretty!" "Well, she became a stock photo." "Are stock photos what people become after they've taken too many pictures of themselves?" "...Yes."
"Can you tell me how she became a stock photo?" "Of course. It all started when your sister became involved involved a group of people dedicated to..."
>>582812 The preservation of the cultural relevancy of internet porn
>>582812 Facebook friends.
>>582817 Seconding this.
"It all started when your sister became involved a group of people dedicated to the preservation of the cultural relevancy of internet porn."
"Governor Romney, I'm going to have to stop you there. How does this anecdote provide an answer to the question, 'What is your biggest accomplishment in life to date'?"
"The question was what? Oh, sorry. Well, my biggest accomplishment in life to date would to have to have been the time I..."
invented the McDonalds Dollar menu.
"was elected President of the United States and invented time travel."
Turned myself into Barack Obama, and then back again. Proving I am capable of being everyone and everything.
>>582827 Ran the original Crysis with all settings maxxed out solely with computer parts 20 years out of date. >>582841 hahaha xD nice
>>582827 Implemented an anti-zombie catapult system and four years later saw its successful use, sending a potential zombie uprising harmlessly to the moon.
"Oh, yes! Of course I remember her! She was so pretty!"
"Well, she became a stock photo."
"Are stock photos what people become after they've taken too many pictures of themselves?"
"...Yes."