"Sorry, mommy told me not to get in clown cars with strangers!"

do you have 2 more wheels on the other side of that hot rod big poppa

Why is there no sidewalk?

Suggestion 2014/06/14(Sat)18:58 No. 578655 ID: 9bb135
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>>578617
Clown cars? This here's no clown car, kiddo--it's a legit 1952 Dorf Cool Cruiser, built especially for hip, happening rebel-without-a-cause types like myself.

>>578618
Darn right I do, by golly! Couldn't drive without 'em!

>>578622
Why would there be? What, are you some sorta weirdo? You think people need sidewalks to go places on? I bet you think smoking causes illness, too. Ha! Whackjob.

Anyway, kid, you're on the wrong side of town and at the wrong time of evening. It's a school night and everything, we gotta get you home. Hop in the back and I'll give you a ride.

>>578655
Kill him and take the car.

Ask for a lift to The Malt Shoppe.

>>578659
Oooooh, malts! Ask for this!