>>578664
Drive/swim/however you get around safely, it's a dangerous place out there. You'll thank me for that brainfreeze later, when your now-sharpened senses save you from something crazy.

To the shark-mobile!

...or public transit. Or the sidewalk. You know, depending on how you get around and how far it is.

Begin doing cartwheels.

well now off to work. Let's see what today will bring you huh.

Wait for your supervisor to pick you up.

IFoundmySun 2014/06/15(Sun)10:52 No. 578698 ID: 5b596d
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shitshitshitshit

uhhhh... the fuck?

>>578699
someone never ran late to work before =P

>>578698
Well that's one way to get to work. Make sure you don't run through traffic, getting to a job on time's not worth your life.

Take the shortest route

>>578736
That doesn't take you through rape-and-murder alley, at least.

Hmm, if you got injured in the crash, at least you're in the best place for it to have happened. Clock in, I guess.

Safe

Bad shark. You're supposed to treat people at the hospital, not injure them further!

IFoundmySun 2014/06/15(Sun)17:30 No. 578769 ID: 5b596d
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The closest thing to rape murder alley she just ran through... this neighborhood isn't that bad right?

fixed*

>>578769
Apologize to whoever you probably just ran over and/or injured in your haste.

>>578698
I'm a little late but i am laughing so hard at this right now.

IFoundmySun 2014/06/19(Thu)16:39 No. 579419 ID: 5b596d
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hard day at work

>>579419
Use the crosswalk, you dork! At that speed you could have easily been hit.
Also, try to stay alert in terrifying death allyway there, no telling what weirdo shit might happen.

kid I know your tired but come on, at least look both ways, I thought for sure you were about to get creamed by a car.

>>579419
First off, long day at work or not always look both ways and use a crosswalk when you can. Second, could you maybe take the long way back and not walk down an incredibly sketchy alley while extremely tired?

IFoundmySun 2014/06/20(Fri)16:43 No. 579701 ID: 5b596d
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next

Yeah, you shouldn't have called their hair silly.

Though they are trout and.... a something? I'm not sure what the boss is. Still you are a shark and you have some of the best chompers around.

Start backing out of the ally. If they get to close use your sharky chompers to make them stay away. Go around the block to get home and avoid allyways. You're to damn tired to care about this shit

>>579701
I warned you, didn't I! Now there's nothing to do but do that weird aberrant-ass run that you did to get to work to get out of the alley the way you came and try to lose them in the streets.

>>579704
how bout bears?

Kill them.

Give a big, heavy sigh. Explain that you just had a long day at the hospital and would rather not go back there as a patient.

Make sure to mention hospital. It would take a HUGE dickbag to hurt someone that makes a living helping the sick.

Plus, people usually identify with someone that's just trying to get by in life.

Say "their silly hair styles, yours is pretty sweet."
>>579753 then this

>confirming the boys' blatant lies
lets not.

IFoundmySun 2014/06/24(Tue)18:56 No. 580870 ID: 5b596d
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things explode stuff happens

>>580870
Hold L and R, escape!

On the downside the thugs have a sword for some reason, but on the upside it isn't a gun (or crossbow), so running the hell away seems possible as well as desirable.
Also, it wouldn't hurt to yell while you run.
(On an unrelated note, those teeth are curiously non-pointed considering everyone we have seen so far.)

Who the fuck carries around a sword with them? Fuck this shit just run.

failing that yell

ctrl alt esc

>yell
"Is that a SWORD? Are you coming at me with a fucking SWORD? What the fuck kind of psychotic comes at people with a sword over opinions on hairstyles! Fuck this, FUCK you, I am OUT."
>hit run away, 360-moonwalk off-screen and away from these weaboo jerks.

Failing escape, pull out your scalpels and let's get surgical on these jerks. Don't kill anyone though, that would be rude.

I'm going to assume that you're not secretly awesome in 1-on-3 combat.

Voting for R+L and yelling.

IFoundmySun 2014/06/25(Wed)15:56 No. 581088 ID: 5b596d
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Looks like using the yell command it is

>>581088
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>>581088
Oh god it failed! Hold them again, don't worry about dropping gold, your life's not worth it!

Well, luckily, holding l and r doesn't waste your action. You didn't give them a free hit. Although if is atb instead of turn-based we may have wasted a few seconds, but whatever.

Go to your items. You're a nurse. Are you carrying any drugs we could use on these guys?

Aim the shake at his eyes and hope he is allergic to berries.

>>581529
>throwing away the healing item
Nah.

yell I guess...

Alright, struggle already, little Magicarp. Since we apparently are out of splashes.

struggle it is.

Aim for the minions. Always take minions out first.

Wait, have we actually tried "yell" yet?

In the process of moving ......it may take me alittle to start back up, the next few updates are decently sized

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