Meaow 2014/09/05(Fri)13:02 No. 592734 ID: 54d22d
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Eep!

>It's a trap to trick you into talking!
Oh geez, OK, not saying a thing...
>wave
I don't think this is working as intended.

>Try not to accidentally grab onto the tits
Well, uh...

"Look what the cat dragged in!"
>do not say anything
Not saying anything!

"Cat got your tongue?"
>say nothing
Saying nothing!

"I like the quiet ones too."
She also very clearly likes petting cats, oh geez!

...Okay, that seems to be a normal-ish woman.
Enough so that talking should be safe-ish.
Though she's probably also the reason for that sign!
Time to yell, and I'd say fight back before things go too far...

slap her hands away. try to mime writing on something at her.

>>592737
>talk
No thanks. So, depending on your sexuality, you will either want to slap her hands away or slap her hands away, request writing tools, and then write that she should wait until after dinner.

Slap her hands, and push her away a little. No unwelcome touching, please.

And don't talk unless you absolutely have to.

>>592700
Kurwa is indeed a well-known Polish epithet, but in context I'd guess "ahaha" is just laughter. As for the breasts, that's just how the author rolls, not much point mentioning it or complaining. I just file it under suspension of disbelief like all the other magic stuff.

Also, is it just me or do the two of them have similar freckle patterns?

>>592734
Well she's a woman so uh, yes. Tell her to stop. Perhaps that sign was not saying what we think it was saying. You know what, ask what that sign was about.

Playing the part of the mute could be beneficial here. She'll regard you with the same regard one has for an amputee, which will mean she will drop her guard entirely.

Meaow 2014/09/07(Sun)13:46 No. 593111 ID: 54d22d
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>slap
*WHAP*
She seems genuinely surprised. I wonder if my miming is getting through.

Try covering your chest before communicating. She seems fairly focused. Failing that, the cat mentioned she had food. Pantomime the cat and you eating? If she gets some food it might distract her long enough for you to look around and find something to write with.

If there's still no luck, whisper to the cat or the woman as needed, I suppose. Better to take a risk than to stagnate.

Pull top back down, give her an apologetic look.

try for a notepad.

Meaow 2014/10/26(Sun)10:05 No. 599420 ID: 54d22d
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>Try covering your chest
I'm, uh, working on it... I can't really mime anything else right now.

>try for a notepad
I can't see any right now, I'd have to submit to her dress code to have a good look around either way.

"Oh hey, good timing, this mute girl needs something you can help with!"

Uh, I think there's a naked dude behind you now. Why is everyone here naked.

>>599422
Dem thighs. That's a lady.

gnash your teeth

>>599420
push her away and look behind you, there is a dude!

Whatever you do, still don't talk. If this is some kind of magic, there are plenty of stories of traps and tests to make sure people don't backslide in stuff like this.

>>599420
It's probably okay to talk now, honestly.

Just want to point out one thing: everyone has been assuming that the sign has our best interests in mind only because we saw it first.

Meaow 2014/10/28(Tue)13:24 No. 599624 ID: 54d22d
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>Whatever you do, still don't talk.
>It's probably okay to talk now
Uhhh... ehh... there's too much going on, everything is too confusing!

>push her away and look behind you
Whoop! Oh shi--- wha--- why--- Oh geez!

Start gurgling disconcertingly at the phallus before you.

Do not smack him in surprise. That'd be bad. You probably interrupted their fun, considering they're both naked.

For them to remain friendly obviously you need to suck his dick.

Get up calmly and composedly, then proceed to pick up the cat and apply it claws-first to them.

close left eye so you don't poke it out.

then just sit down on the floor and pout. can't do much to you while sitting.

>>599624
Explain yourself. Consequences for talking be damned.

>>599624
Stop yourself from tripping face first into that dick and inadvertently skullfucking that dude. Do not want.

I really want to see how far you can take this mute thing. I mean hey, the only thing you've talked to so far is a cat. Maybe you can't talk to people at all. You don't know.

First though, avoid that dick! Let your knees bend and drop you to the floor, then back away and get back up.

Vomit uncontrollably at whatever this horrible thing is.

>>599702
Probably the best suggestion so far.

Sit down and hide under the table. Then, if anyone tries to do anything you're not comfortable with, push the table around to hit them.

punch him in his his diiiiiick

Meaow 2014/10/30(Thu)13:39 No. 599887 ID: 54d22d
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>avoid that dick!
I've already failed!

>really want to see how far you can take this mute thing
Right now I'm just too embarrassed to say anything anyway. I really need to decide if I should speak or just stay quiet until I get out of here.

>For them to remain friendly obviously you need to suck his dick.
Well, actually...

Uhh...

...I really want to! It's right there and... I want it! Oh geez! I know I shouldn't but I just can't help it! I want it, and... Oh geez! This really isn't the time for this, but... auuugh!

close your eyes, it may be magic!

You're losing control of the situation. Establish dominance and take a rough approach. Grab the dark skinned girl by the neck rings and drag her down to your eye level. You're not putting just your own lips on this dick. That would be embarrassing; Get her to help out. From there on out you can take charge and enjoy yourself.

Keep an eye on that damn cat as well.

>>599905
Do this without putting your lips on his dick, then sodomize whichever one of them catches your fancy. The curtains should have a rod, if there's nothing else handy.

Guys, I think she just really likes sucking dick.

Go for it, lady.

At least look up at him first. Unless you're in a very specific environment it is really the done thing to look at someone's face before going near their genitals.

You should also check his expression, I mean maybe he doesn't want his dick sucked by you! Maybe he just already had a boner when he walked in here, because if he didn't then he got it up very fast. Maybe he is disapproving of you right now. Look up.

Suck his dick, just the tip, then motion for the dark lady to do it with you. Build bridges.

If you want to suck his dick, suck his dick.

>>599887
At least check the dude's face out first

Ooh, ooh, pretend like you don't know what a dick is and be all amazed and curious about it. Get a sort of Koko the Gorilla impression going. Maybe they will take pity on you for being some kind of feral human.

OK, you know what i just realized?
This is a porn quest.
We are playing it all wrong; everyone is too busy trying to make sure the main character "survives/wins" to respect the quest for what it is!
Go ahead and suck his dick!

>>600544

No, you fool! You know not of what you speak!

Meaow 2015/01/03(Sat)07:00 No. 617683 ID: 54d22d
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Uhh, what now? I don't actually know what to do here.

Blow into it.

pretend you are slurping a lollipop.

Really work your teeth into it. Screaming means he likes it.

Cradle the balls, work the shaft, suck suck lick, other cliches.

Looks like some sorta elfy chappy. Very suspicious. Keep an eye out for dirty elf tricks.

>>617691
Second. Also, don't let go until you taste something hot and salty.

>>617691

Thirding. Elf ejaculate is red, by the way.

>>617691
>>617723
>>617741
Nooooo, you guyyyys! Penises are very sensitive, you must treat them with care.

Basically, think of it like an inside-out vagina, where the head of the penis is comparable to the clit. Just slurp on it and work the shaft up and down the way you would want to have done to you, were your vagina suddenly to turn inside out.

>>617769
This creature is a liar. Do not listen to it.

>>617691
this is clearly the best plan

it's just how things are done

>>617782
>>617772
>>617741
>>617691
They all want you to hurt the elf. Don't do so unless he hurts you first.

>>617817
Liar.

Remember, men dripping hot, salty fluid is a sign of immense sexual satisfaction.

Work your mouth back and forth and don't use your teeth. Biting is bad, and remember you're OUTNUMBERED if you try to hurt them. You have no combat experience, and have been ambushed once before.

>>617854
No combat experience? She caught and killed a duck with her bare hands, almost effortlessly!

bite the dick

The fuck is wrong with you people?

Meaow 2015/01/04(Sun)13:14 No. 617951 ID: 54d22d
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>bite
Oh geez, it's obvious that's horrible! Why would I ever want to do that?

Besides, I... I really like doing this, even though it feel like I'm almost going to gag on it. Somehow I just want to keep doing this. OK, shaft, cradle, suck, lick...

And now the woman is fondling me! Maybe I should leave after I'm... uh, after I'm what? Is something supposed to happen? I somehow assumed I'd know what to do after I put it in my mouth, but I'm really drawing a total blank about everything here.

offer her the cock instead and while they are both destractd leg it

>I somehow assumed I'd know what to do after I put it in my mouth
Swallow.

Look, you've set yourself up to be a mute sex slave here. You don't have to plan for anything. Just with the flow.

Just keep slurpin' it. When you feel him start to tense up, aim the dick at both your face and the other lady's and start stroking it really fast. Hopefully, we'll get a double facial out of this.

>>617951
You're probably being mind-controlled somehow. Maybe you should just leave right now.

>>617951
Stand up. Act like nothing happened. Ask them what’s up.

Lean back, thank them for helping you clear your throat out.

What's wrong with you guys? This is a porn quest.

>>618548
And? These NPCs aren't worthy.

go on a quest to find a worthier dick yo

The fuck's wrong with this dick? Nothing. She's enjoying it. He's enjoying it. The other chick's enjoying it. SOUNDS GOOD TO ME, FUCK HEADS.

Pull him out of your mouth, turn around and present your bare ass to him while kissing the woman! There's no way you're not in control if you do that.

Meaow 2015/01/08(Thu)12:34 No. 618894 ID: 54d22d
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>Stand up
"Mngkh hkkgh!"
"Buh!"
"Ngahh!"

Can't... breathe...!

Meaow 2015/01/08(Thu)12:35 No. 618895 ID: 54d22d
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"If you're going to shove it in my face, I'll eat it the fuck out and I'm not taking no for an answer."

Oh geez, the ride just keeps going! What do I do?!

Let's just forget about the elf dude for now, I think she wants a kiss.

>>618895
lactation?

Okay, these two have drastically misunderstood your relationship with them.

Grab their testicles and a breast. Pull and squeeze.

>>618895
Let her eat you out!

>>618979
Really seems the best response. Unless you're suddenly uncomfortable after diving right in before.

Push her head down since she insists.

Meaow 2015/01/13(Tue)11:19 No. 620138 ID: 54d22d
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>Let her eat you out!
>Push her head down
Oh geez, oh geez, oh shit, oh geez, shit, shit, fuck! I'm going to explode if I don't stop her right now!

>>620138
You already survived one explosion today, this one should be a cakewalk

Wait, who is that a picture of to your left? It almost looks like you. Is it on a magazine cover?

>>620138
Wrap your legs around her neck.

>I'm going to explode if I don't stop her right now!
Explode all you want. Just remember, you have to stay quiet.

Not being allowed to talk is the best self imposed unnecessary challenge.

Motion for the guy to get over so you can suck him off while you explode!

Meaow 2015/01/15(Thu)10:15 No. 620529 ID: 54d22d
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>Explode all you want.
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAaaaaaaaAaAaaaaaAA aAA Aa A A Aaa a * * *
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That's not exploding quietly!

Oh well.

1.==>

>>620529
Consequences ahoy!
1. ==>

>>620529
1. ==>
Welp, let's see what happens.

We can't just run away from the consequences for our actions so ==>.

Noo, reverse!

<-

==>

>>620529
==>

>>620550
Apparently we can if we just say <-

Forward you cowards! ==>

^^vv<><>BA
Let's see what happens when I enter this!

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