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Diamond Cloud
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Great. See? See what you did to me?! All those times with Lillian led to this.. This stupid babbling nincompoop of a man you see before you! I freeze up terribly around attractive women! All because of the voices influencing my interactions with that damned Lillian!
I.. I look over the job board. The wood looks rotted and it stinks of alcohol. Much like the rest of the tavern, actually. I contemplate whether I wish to take one of these jobs now, or perhaps do something else first.
Jobs available are;
Find This Man! I request that you find the man in the picture above. You don't need to know why, or who he is. Just find him and inform him 'The Love Is Rising'. Pay is 800gp. Don't ask questions.
Help Me Write A Book. Hello. My name is Neil Caterak. I am on a mission to make a book to help the world. An instruction manual of sorts of the utmost importance. Aid me in testing several methods.. In picking up women. Now I know what you're thinking, 'utmost importance?!' but if my studies bear fruit, the world of pick ups could change forever. Inquire at my home listed below. Pay is 500gp
Tutor my daughter in using her Wolfki. Although my daughter is a bright girl, she seems to have constant trouble grasping the basics of her magical abilities. I need you to teach her how to use her Wolfki properly. Pay is 75gp per lesson. This is important to her. Inquire at address below.
Locate and retrieve herbs. Let's be realistic here, we all know the owner of the Magicks Shop is a fucking asshole. A shitty potion maker to boot. Every day that goes by with that asshole sitting comfortably on his monopoly of the potion business in town I just want to go over there and shit on his doorstep. I need you to go out and locate some basic herbs, and some rarer herbs in the wild and bring them back to me. Once I show the local potion interested merchants the difference in quality, they'll invest with me and I can open up a shop, shutting his down, and hopefully he'll just live on the streets and shortly get eaten by rats. Those with potion experience are preferred. Pay is jack shit until my potion shop takes off. Then it's a huge discount on all potions, and a large sum of gold depending on how successful I am. Bring herbs listed below to address listed below.
Help me recover my pendant. I accidentally dropped my pendant down a well in town. This pendant is very important to me, and would like assistance in retrieving it. Please come to address below if you're interested. Pay is 75gp.
HEY, WEAKLING! YEAH THAT'S RIGHT I'M TALKIN' TO YOU, SHORTSTUFF! YOU REALLY THINK YOU CAN DO THIS STUFF ON YOUR OWN?! YOU REALLY THINK A LITTLE BITCH LIKE YOU CAN ACHIEVE ANYTHING ON THIS BOARD ALL BY HIMSELF? YOU'RE IN TRAGAL, BOY! YOU DON'T STAND A CHANCE AGAINST A HUND CHILD, MUCH LESS ONE OF THE COUNTLESS BANDITS OF THE FOREST! WHAT YOU NEED IS TO JOIN, THE ARROW BRIGADE! WE ARE A FASTLY GROWING BAND OF MERCENARIES ON THE HUNT FOR NEW RECRUITS! IF YOU JOIN OUR BAND, YOU WILL NOT ONLY RECIEVE HELP ON MISSIONS UPON REQUEST*, BUT YOU WILL CONSISTENTLY RECIEVE NEW CONTRACTS FROM OUR NIFTY NATIONAL CONTRACT SYSTEM! JOIN A BAND OF STRONG, BRAVE INDIVIDUALS AND HELP THE WORLD, YOU WUSSIE!
(Please inquire at your local barkeep for more details, some contracts may involve risk of death or certain death. *some exceptions may apply.)
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