It's 6 in the afternoon, you're hungover and you're in a store to buy a beer. The store never seems to have anything in stock. What do you do?
Buy nachos instead.
You climb the idiotically high shelf and grab a pack of nachos. You now remember that you have no money at all.
Well then you better rob the store to get some money
that's not a shelf that's a fucking abacus
The big man behind the counter asks about your knife. You get nerveous and, considering your strength and the fact that you're hungover, you decide not to do that.
Yeah you don't want to get people screaming in panic around you when you have a killer hungover. Go behind the store and rummage around in the dumpster for food or bottles that you can return for money.
perform calculations on abacus
From the smell, you assume 2 things: Your nose still works and any food in there would probably kill you, if not send you to hospital.
>The food'll kill you Soo.... I dunno, how bad's your hangover? :3
Do you not have a job or an apartment or something? I would stay away from a car right now if you've still got one.
>>565730 Hang out in front of the store and bug passerbys for spare change and also ask where's the nearest place you can buy a beer.
You're standing at a street corner, begging for money. That seems not to work and an old friend of yours notices you and hastens his step.
Say hi
Obliviously try to talk to your friend as if nothing's wrong, even if he tries to ignore you, for maximum social awkwardness.
No, he's already gone.