This is you, you fucking loser. What the fuck do you want to do today?
Flap wildly into some pipes.
>>561444 You fucking moron. You just can't get ANYTHING right. Your mother was right. You should have been an angry bird, but NOOOOO you just had to get that BA in Flapping.
Who the fuck do those pipes think they are anyway? You could flap to your hearts content if they were not littering the landscape. You could sue whoever is responsible for this mess.
The pipes are for transport, Mario uses them as shortcuts all the time. Lodge a complaint with the Mushroom Kingdom Department of Transportation.
Revel in your glory, having finally unseated that asshole candy crush from the top spot on the free games list.
Try flying up. Every higher, so high, you don't even know. Awwwwww yeahhhhh.
>>561471 You don't mean like above the screen do you? I don't know that seems like very dangerous thinking to me. Do you even know what's up there, because I sure don't.