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>I had an affair with dangerous wizard's husband. We met at a bar and I thought he was single. That did not end very well.
>I smelled like smoke for a week after escaping her maze dungeon. Got some good loot, like a rod of ice missile and boots of charisma +1. I sold them for this hat, which increases my luck +3. At least that's what the vendor said. But whatever it's my favorite hat anyway. I got some decent gold from the trade as well so I just bought a lot of my favorite foods.
>I've also bought a bunch a weed when I was a teenager from an asshole wholesaler trying to start my own weed racket. That also did not end well.
>I lost three tooths when I was in their basement dungeon, and got them healed back in by a dentist wizard. Who was, coincidentally, the father of the dangerous wizard before. I escaped with my ingenuity, a broom, a fisherman's hook, a bucket, and a rocket launcher.
>well once when I was younger I missed the bus home from work so I had to walk, and being young and impatient I was cutting though alleyways and things and of course ended up running into some muggers. They did that whole, "give us your money and we won't hurt you" speech but the only words I heard were "hurt you" so I grabbed a trash can that was nearby and threw it at the closest guy and managed to knock him on his ass. The second of the two got mad and ran towards me only to slip on a banana peel that fell out of the trash can I threw not a moment earlier and ended up landing on his face and the pipe he was using as a weapon fell from his hands and ended up rolling straight at my feet. By this time the guy I hit with the trash can was starting to get up and I saw him pulling something from his coat. So before I even realized it I grabbed the pipe, ran over to the guy and as he drew whatever it was he grabbed from his coat I swung the pipe as hard as I could and hit his hand holding the thing. All I know is that it was metal from the glint I cough of it as it want airborne but my focus was on the goon in front of me so I followed up with another swing that got him right in the jaw and knock him out flat, then I heard the other guy behind me and on complete reflex turned and swung the pipe again and ended up hitting the guy right across the head knocking him out as well. After that I kind just dropped the pipe and left before more guys showed up.
Petra tells Munch a great many tales of her dangerous misadventures...
As she keep spoon feeding him complete taradiddle along with sweet cake, Munch is kept getting more and more awestruck by your nonexisting awesomeness...
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