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You are Mago, king of Mars. You have just crash landed on a pleasant blue planet just a few gringlons away from mars and are stranded with no provisions or contact utilities. Mago has encountered a foreign lifeform on the surface of this planet and has commenced with introductions.

[Mago] Hello, I am Mago, King of mars!

>what action does mago take next
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No. 543550 ID: 742a1e

Do a dance to show you aren't hostile.
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No. 543551 ID: 2f2cd6

Reassure the alien life form there's no need to drop her flotation device and prostrate like that.
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No. 543554 ID: 0006f5

conceal your erection !
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No. 543557 ID: a36601

Catch the board before it falls and breaks.
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No. 543558 ID: 34cbef
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Mago begins his dance of peace

"It is not necessary to prostrate yourself so, and you make retrieve your flotation device. I come in peace"
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The alien responds with a strange greeting itself.

[alien] What is this thing, some water toy that floated to shore?

>what response should the king of mars relay?
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No. 543564 ID: 2f2cd6

...martians are floating spess nagas? Okay.

Anyways, it seems the alien is skeptical of your claims. Can you offer any evidence that might convince her?
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No. 543574 ID: 5de574

check spaceship for stuff
and/or bite its hand off it looks hostile
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No. 543575 ID: c23ab0

Nom on her finger ineffectually
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No. 543672 ID: 68ac42

*affectionately
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No. 545058 ID: e1ae6d

"The Monarch of Mars is not an aquatic plaything! Direct me to your planetary sovereign at once."
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No. 545148 ID: 86a6df

Immediate, frantic masturbation.
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No. 545149 ID: d2995c

>>545058
This.
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Mago begins his accosting of the alien with a cool headed retort.

[Mago] The monarch of mars is not an aquatic plaything, Please direct me to your planetary sovereign at once.

The alien makes an interesting face and freezes up. Mago assumes that he may have been too heavy handed, he admits he is not very good at this meeting new life forms thing.

>the poor thing is dumbfounded, what do we do to solve this issue
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No. 545151 ID: d2995c

Ask the alien if it even speaks martian.
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No. 545158 ID: dbbfc7

Looks like this life form isn't used to dealing with someone as regal as a king.

Maybe you should try a handshake or some other commoners way of greeting.
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No. 545161 ID: 01a9d6

Offer to talk over tea.
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No. 545210 ID: d2b9fe

Try to break the simple creature out of its dumbfoundedness by patting it on the head. That's what you do with pets aliens, right?
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No. 545212 ID: f40ff8

Be kind and courteous to this new life form. "Do not fear, I am a Monarch but not unkind to good denizens such as yourself!"
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