2/3 Justacritic 2013/08/28(Wed)16:40 No. 538218 ID: 0f965b
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I couldn’t mine, I would be more dangerous to our side when fighting, and about shopkeeping… I don’t wanna talk about it…
I’m pathetic… but I won’t be afraid because I’ve found a purpose in life.
I’ve found Religion.

3/3 Justacritic 2013/08/28(Wed)16:40 No. 538219 ID: 0f965b
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I don’t know what will happen out of the tribe caverns, but everything will be alright
I’m sure of it.
ALL HAIL THE GODDESS, PRAISE TO CHEE!

[This is just more practice with different styles and techniques. And a way to stave off boredom.]

Praise to Chee!
Onwards, Apostle of Chee, gather supplies, and make your mark on the world above!

Justacritic 2013/08/28(Wed)18:20 No. 538234 ID: 0f965b
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>>538221
Ah?!? Who's there?

Snack has been promoted to Apostle of Chee!
What special power should Snack learn?

Excellence Beyond Skill: As our Lady, Snack will always be assured of success in actions that depend upon mere ability. To clarify, all conditions of his actions will become perfect. Luck, interference, opposing magical influences, poor equipment or plain lack of the skill in question is not affected by this power. Multiple purchases allow for contesting between assured success abilities.

Swift Learning: When our Lady in her trials required knowledge of a wide and varied set of power and skill, she laughed in the face of training time. Snack will learn any skill, spell, or ability taught instantly. This however does not exclude the need for a tutor, required training equipment, class restrictions or the need to practice. Also only provides basic knowledge in regards to learning.

[/i]Dominate Undead[/i]: She who is our Goddess unified Herself with herself who ruled over the undead. As such all undead shall pay homage to the trusted vassal of the previous ruler. Allows Snack to command the undead, with any orders ranging from silly dancing to self-destruction. Multiple Purchases allow contesting resistance to this power.

You Are a Ninja! Our Lady Chee became skilled in the art of stealth, larceny, and assassination (well maybe not too ninja-like with the last) Snack becomes able to learn ninja abilities and skills innately. Special Ninja techniques still require a tutor though.

You Are a Wizard! Our Lady Chee became among the greatest of mages. As such Snack can learn wizardly abilities and skills innately. Spells still require a tutor though. However Snack can develop new spells like regular wizards.

[Oops, curse you board formatting!]

Excellence Beyond Skill. Random impossible successes for the win.

Excellence beyond skill. With Chee's blessing, we shall achieve feats thought impossible. Bless our Benevolent deity.

>>538234
Swift Learning, because without that he can't learn anything.

Swift Learning

YAaN is for you!!

Swift Learning. There's little point every action you make being perfect if you don't have the skill to perform that action.

Justacritic 2013/08/28(Wed)21:52 No. 538276 ID: 0f965b
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>>538240
>>538246
>>538251
Oh? Well it's true that I don't have much skills to begin with. So making learning new ones should be important right? Snack has learned Swift Learning! By the way, who am I talking to? I've heard you whispering ever since I've found Chee to be my Goddess.

Select Skills/Abilities/Spells for Snack! Choose Four from the selected list.

Heal -Spell-The basic heal spell, restore health, cure wounds, stop bleeding, etc. Also does damage to most undead. Does not cure disease, remove curses, regenerate limbs or organs and does not deal with genetic disorders. Multiple purchases improve healing

Splash Holy Water-Spell-Conjures Holy Water onto a target, deals minor damage to most evil beings and undead, has even smaller chance of stunning them. Well, what would you do if you had the equivalent of acid thrown in your face? Also has ability to destroy magical barriers and disrupt magical effects, only if they are powered by evil or foul magic. Multiple purchases improve damage, stun chance, and power to shatter darker magics. Short range Requires water and a container though.

Fight Disease-Spell Gives a bonus to resist and throw off a disease. It does not cure the disease however. Also gives bonus to prevent getting infected. Multiple Purchases improve bonus and duration.

Inflict Awesome-Spell- Nothing but awesomeness is demanded of the world. This spell twists reality to alter circumstances to become more awesome. For instance, weapons cast upon will be more awesome, chests will contain more awesome treasure, doors will lead to awesome places, and creatures targeted will become more awesome. Multiple purchases improve effect scope, duration, and range of effect. Does not give Awesome points.

Initiate into Supernatural Martial Arts-Special- Apostles of Chee have nothing less than awesomeness demanded from their fighting style. This is a special skill/ability. Snack will begin to learn a powerful supernatural martial art, a fighting style that gives unusual supernatural abilities. So in addition, Snack must choose a concept, noun, verb, situation, or descriptor that focuses the aspect of how this martial art will take form. More cosmic concepts give great power but they might be too strange or esoteric to be versatile and are exhausting. More limited worldly concepts are narrowly focused but have the advantage of not being as spiritually exhausting. Once a style is chosen, Snack must continue along the path until the martial art is fully learned. Only then may he learn another, certain powers might change this…

Wield Stick Weapons-Learn how to wield staves, maces, clubs, sticks of all kinds.

Find Awesome-Special- Awesome things just seem to drop in your lap. Loots and stuff rates increase.

Cutebold Eyes Focus-Special-No one can resist the sheer power of Cutebold Eyes.

Light Adaption-As the Goddess moved through the Overworld, the light ceased to bleed in her Kobold Eyes. Thus shall her followers be favored. Eliminates Kobold light weakness.

>these two are a must, we can bend them slightly to enhance trainers we find or help find them in the first place. How many hermit sages do you expect to run across otherwise?
Inflict Awesome
Find Awesome
>You need to survive the challenges you'll face and this is a good start
Initiate into Supernatural Martial Arts
>Chee loved to heal. Its what she chose to do above all else until fate had her destroy instead.
Heal

>>538276
As for the martial arts she should learn how about
the Eyes of God style. Snack has learned to see the true nature of the beings she fights, she can then dismantle them with blows that strike the spirit, mind or soul rather then the flesh. Sometimes this involves words, and sometimes it involves violence. Rarely does her opponants emerge unchanged. That is IF they survive.

>>538278
That sounds like a good build for power ramping (which is in itself a Chee-like thing to do).
My vote for SMA theme is Distance Manipulation. Use would temporarily change the size of spaces not occupied by objects to do things such as travel impossibly far with a step, use a melee weapon from outside its normal reach, make an incoming projectile need to effectively travel further to reach us, or make the spacing between obstacles large enough to pass through.

The first, shall be heal, with which we shall help.
The second, shall be Light Adaption, for the godess has seen fit to give her blessing.
The third, shall be Find awesome, with which we shall find powerful items.
The forth shall be, >>538279 The eyes of god, with which we shall challange the enemies' hearts and minds.
Who are we, you ask? We are her blessed Advisors, for we had guided the godess herself through hardship and heartbreak, helping her become great.

We are the myriad voices which guide the followers of our adorable chaos goddess. Once we were spirits who guided Chee herself, until she rose to godhood and surpassed the need for us. Now she has granted our guidance to her followers.

also: cutebold eeeeeeyeeeees

- Inflict Awesome to make up for Swift Learning.
- Find Awesome to compliment Inflict Awesome.
- Heal
- Cutebold Eye Focus because I'm interested to see If we can improve it at a later date, e.g. rather than people succumbing to the cuteness you can just bend their will by looking them in the eye, eventually maybe.
You're talking to the voices that made Chee the badass she was, you're next.

>>538316
-"Eyes of God" Style
-Cutebold eyes
-Inflict Awesome
-Heal

"We are the Voices, the Advisers, and the Guides of Chee. We also happen to be bros with the God of Chaos."

Justacritic 2013/08/30(Fri)21:43 No. 538517 ID: 0f965b
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>>538428
>>538382
>>538382
>>538357
>>538316
>>538286
>>538279
>>538278

Snack is now invigorated with power!
Snack has learned the spell Heal!
Snack has learned the spell Inflict Awesome!
Snack has learned the ability Find Awesome!
Snack has been initiated into Supernatural Martial Arts!

Searching for nearest analogue of Eyes of God.
Found the Kaleidoscope Visions of Reality Style!
Rearrange the minds and souls of others as you see fit. Make the world conform to your shattered ideal of what the world should be!
Concept Power Level:Cosmic
Please select an available ability from the KVoR tree.

The Scarlet Spotlight- Attention is a fickle thing, objects exist when you observe them but when you shift something out of regard it is like the object never existed. And there are some that rely on the attentions of others to justify their existence. Such is the knowledge of the Scarlet Spotlight. Snack focuses his gaze upon a target and holds the target in place. If the target breaks free of this effect whether by magic or strength of will, the curse of the Scarlet Spotlight is attempted to be placed upon the target. If the curse is unsuccessfully resisted, the target is now under the impression that he only exists by the attention of Snack. This mental compulsion makes the target attempt to be constantly regarded by Snack. This influence can be shaken off and is much more powerful over those with greater self control.

Shamrock Curse of Perfection- Perhaps in this world, there are few things as terrible as the dread concept of Perfection. It is an unattainable goal that good men, women, and others have wasted their lives chasing. With but a touch however, Snack can blight a foe or damn a friend to the mindset of a paragon, even as the power of being at the pinnacle of the world fades away. This attack makes every little action of the target become epic in scope but such perfection swiftly fades away from the world and the target instead suffers forever from a reversal of fortune. He or she now is an abject failure as all his or her brilliance has been burned away from their body. But the mind still clings to that glory and all failures will be rationalized away, even after disappointment after disappointment falls down in a monsoon. While powerful magic can restore the seared talent of the victim to normal, the morale of the subject is forever shattered as nothing can compare to that brief speck of glory.

Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind- Memory and the perception of the senses is a strange thing. One is formed by the other and the other changes the reactions of the one. But with this power the boundary between the two shatters and begins to bleed. This power allows for Snack to instantly close in the distance to an enemy like the glint of light off metal. If Snack’s attack is not dodged or blocked and the kobold manages to even touch the target, then the victim’s fate is sealed. The target’s senses and memory become scrambled with each other. Sights, Sounds, Smells, Sensations and Tastes of the present and past start to mix. This leads to all sorts of weirdness as the images of people seen switch to those you know, commands from your leader now sound like declarations of love, your own scent is now that of a garage dump, the feel of sword slicing into your flesh is like that when you bed, and a steaming hot cut of steak could now taste of meat that you've never wanted to try. This shifting of the senses and memory resets every time the victim falls asleep or unconscious. Heavy stress or trauma can speed up this process to even occurring every time the subject blinks! Of course mental damage caused by this charm counts for calculating the speed. Mental effort can extend the time needed for this process to activate but never longer till the next occurrence of sleep or unconscious. Only powerful magic can break this effect.

Amber Scrambling of the Humors - This power when activated dulls the weapon but makes every blow hurt more. Amber Scrambling of the Humors increases damage but reduces the severity of the damage to blunt trauma. If the target is knocked unconscious, all of the target’s mental drives, empathy, courage, self control, and guts are scrambled around. Snack can control how the victim’s mental state will be altered by remaining in contact with the target. Only powerful magic can break the mental rearranging of this effect.

>>538428
>>538382
>>538357
>>538316

Wow, you've guided My Lady Chee! This is so cool!

I... don't think that I'm such a good candidate for your guidance... bu..but I'll do my best to not be a disappointment!

But bros with the God of Chaos? That doesn't seem like him... then again nobody seems to like him...

>>538221
Ahh! Yes, I need to see what they'll give me for leaving. The tribe's not completely heartless.

>Goes to the quarter master
Quartermaster: "Oh it's you Snack, sorry about this but it's just not safe for the tribe anymore to have you around. I can give you things that you'll need to survive out there but don't get too greedy. After all we still need those supplies for all of the tribe. So what do you want?"

"Advisers, um Guides, uh Blessed? What should I call you? And what should I get? "

Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind-

>This power allows for Snack to instantly close in the distance to an enemy like the glint of light off metal.
Does that mean we actually move next to them, and if so can it be 'canceled' if we want to teleport next to someone without mind-scrambling them?
It still sounds like the best one either way though.

For stuff to get, go with some food, a simple weapon, and rope (ideally a grappling hook would be nice to go with it, but they probably don't have too many of those so we will need to find one later).

>>538517
Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind

"Kid, you can call us what ever you want. Voices, Gaurdians, Advisers, "Oh God Why won't you Idiots Shut-up". We have a lot of titles. Besides, you are the perfect candidate for our guidance. We kinda specialize in humble beginnings and all that. Word of warning, don't blindly listen to everything we say. Some of us in here are 100% sane. Just take what we say with a grain of salt and use your best judgement."

I rather like the Amber Scrambling of the Humours. Makes it easier to reform bad guys and Quest does seem to love that. :)

Scarlet Spotlight, and call us Eyes

Justacritic 2013/09/02(Mon)20:11 No. 539163 ID: 83af65
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>>538528
>>538522
>>538528
>>538537
Okay then I'll do that.

Snack has learned Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind!

"Uh, I'll need some food and could you give me some rope Quartermaster? Is there also any weapons I could use?"

Quartermaster pulls out three packages of food. "Well here is all we can spare you. Rope is being used but this one is the only one I can give you. Has bar of soap on end. So no good for tribe use. As for weapon, I worry about you using one. What sort do you want?"

So Voices what weapon should I get?

You should probably get a spear, as any extra reach is useful when most things you might fight are larger than you. Some other weapon might fit with your new powers, but that will take some testing to figure out.

A polearm is a good choice, Apostle. They cannot harm you, if they cannot reach you.

Justacritic 2013/09/06(Fri)23:19 No. 539704 ID: 1ac610
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>>539214
>>539297
Spears... aren't good... they don't let me near them ever since... But Pole Arm seems good!

"Quartermaster!! I'd like a Po..le.. Ar..m."

Quartermaster looks at me strangely and a bit worried as well. "Pole Arm? Oh you mean Sharp on a stick!.... okay then are you sure that's what you want?" Quartermaster puts one of the sharps on the stick on the table. I think this is good. Should I take it and go now? I can't think of any thing else.

>>539704
Uh... yeah, sure. You've got some general traveling supplies already? Food, water, that sort of thing?

>>539704
I always thought spears are a kind of pole arm...
Don't really know why they would like you to go with a pole with a knife on when they don't trust your spear-ability...
Well, anyway, I think this might be the right weapon for you.

So, you've got those food-supplies he could spare?
Where do you think to head? Any mighty kingdom to overthrow or do you like more a missionary mission?

It's also interesting to see how your abilities come so chaos alike when you think that chee and chaos god woudln't have that much in common.

1/3 Justacritic 2013/09/11(Wed)18:26 No. 540289 ID: e7e6da
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>>539719
>>539720
Yep, I'm ready, look out world here I come!

2/3 Justacritic 2013/09/11(Wed)18:27 No. 540290 ID: e7e6da
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Ack bright! Too bright! Hurts!

3/3 Justacritic 2013/09/11(Wed)18:31 No. 540291 ID: e7e6da
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>>539720
Ah, why don't I let you decide? I'm in front of the cliffs the tribe lives in. It's not easy for humans, dwarves, elves or other races to find us since there's so many caves to choose from. I know there's a river that gives us water up there. There's a blasted wasteland about that direction. Most of the monsters live there since hunters and adventurers don't chase them there. There's a lake and some sort of walls down there that protect some sort of city. So where should I go?

Go near the wall

Does the part about other races not finding you mean they usually attack you on sight?
What do you mean by monsters?

Find somewhere a bit more shaded to wait for either your eyes to acclimatise a bit or night to fall. You can tell us more about what our choices are while you wait. Although ... a river is often a good starting point. It's difficult to get lost when you follow a river.

1/3 Justacritic 2013/09/27(Fri)16:27 No. 542379 ID: 2c8344
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>>540365
>>540573
Ah I don't want to die that quickly, in fact die at all! I'll go follow the river then.

2/3 Justacritic 2013/09/27(Fri)16:28 No. 542380 ID: 2c8344
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>>540463
Usually they attack to knock us out and take us away. As for monsters, usually undead live around the wastes. Is it getting foggy around here?

3/3 Justacritic 2013/09/27(Fri)16:29 No. 542381 ID: 2c8344
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Okay then I'm lost... I can't see nearly anything here. Oh please voices of Chee, guide me!

>>542381
Looks like a house to your left, inland. Go check it out!

Investigate the structure to the left, try to be stealthy.

Oh. I get it. I see how it is.

...

You worship Cheesus Christ

>>545037
That's not funny.

...

Okay, it was a little funny.

Justacritic 2013/10/29(Tue)21:25 No. 545900 ID: d5a43d
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>>542387
>>542388
It very dark, it doesn't hurt my eyes that bad... That's good right? Yes it's a house, I've heard of these things. But it doesn't seem there's anybody home. Should I go in through the doors? Or should I try to get in another way?

Climb on the roof and look inside through that window.
Also have you ever seen glass before? Just a warning that it breaks pretty easily and makes a lot of noise.

Why not just walk through the front door?