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537697 No. 537697 ID: 0db5cc

YOU ARE AN ARSE.

AN ARSE IS YOU.

WHAT THE FUCK WILL YOU DO.
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No. 537698 ID: 1cf691

Things only an arse can do!
But first you must locate and consume some shady kebab, trust me it will all make sense later.
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No. 537703 ID: 0db5cc
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537703

FILTHY FILTH NEVER SAW IT COMING.

ARSE STRONG.

NOW KEBAB REMOVE, ARSE ELSE THE WHAT DOING.
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No. 537707 ID: 1cf691

I meant that you must eat some kebab not remove them! Well what is done is done, now you must buy and consume some beans, onions, garlic and milk.
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No. 537709 ID: 0db5cc
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537709

OH SUCH IS THE LIFE OF AN ARSE, WHAT IRONY HAS BEFALLEN YE.

HOW IN THE HELL DO YOU GET TO YONDER SHOPE.
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No. 537723 ID: 9352d2

Walk across what is obviously an invisible bridge.
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No. 537726 ID: 872d4d

Walk to your left and loop around the screen
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No. 537734 ID: 16c47c

Shout very loudly at the dicks who run the shop that they best throw you a rop, build you a bridge or call a helicopter to get you across. Otherwise you'll call customer service and complain even louder and at length.
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No. 537738 ID: 872d4d

>>537734
I hope you're being metaphorical when you call them dicks.
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No. 537749 ID: 41690e

You appear to have a spear (kebab) with some kind of cord attached to it. Throw spear across the gap and make a tightrope you can walk across.
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No. 537881 ID: 0db5cc
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537881

>>537723
NOPE
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No. 537882 ID: 0db5cc
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537882

NOW YOUR AT THE BOTTOM OF THIS CRACK.
GENIUS.

WHAT NOW.
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No. 537946 ID: 16c47c

Well you can't climb, can you? Better move along the crack to see where it leads.
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No. 538084 ID: 85e111
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538084

>>537946
DUDE, this thing goes FOREVER.

IF ONLY YOU HAD A LADDER, OR A JETPACK. OR.

'PROPULSION'
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No. 538086 ID: ec2e21

Fart as hard as you can my man! Then light it and you have a LFE!!
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No. 538107 ID: f39bbc

You're an ass in a dark, strange place. You are likely to be buttfucked. When you are buttfucked make sure to check the pockets of whoever is buttfucking you for useful items.
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No. 538123 ID: 011678

I am massivley disaopinted in this so far, 13 posts about a sentient arse and not ONE is a command to Twirk?
Whats wrong with you people!
TWIRK IT! TWIRK IT GOOD!
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No. 538124 ID: 6f89f7

>>538123
It's spelled "twerk" and it's stupid anyway. Clearly we need to save it for when we need to charm a lady.
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No. 538229 ID: f39bbc

>>538124
How do we know it would be used to charm a lady? I don't claim to know the gender role and orientation of this ass.
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No. 538233 ID: 3338fb

>>538229
Well, I do, thank you very much. My presumption knows no bounds and I'll be damned if I let anyone impose any.
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No. 538258 ID: efa330

>>538233
Let's twerk at the next man we meet, to attract him.

Locate a hunky dude to twerk at.
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No. 539375 ID: 427269
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539375

>>538258
>>538233
>>538229
>>538124
>>538124

Fools.

FOOLS.

THE HORRORS OF THE 'Shake it booty quake it' RITUAL ARE MANY AND GRUESOME. YOU FUCKERS BETTER BE READY FOR SOME SERIOUS BAD JUJU.
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No. 539376 ID: 427269
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539376

SPEAKING OF.

Oh oh jesus.
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No. 539377 ID: 427269
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539377

I'M GONNA GIVE YOU TILL THE TIME IT TAKES ME TO EAT THIS HERE CAPSICUM TO FIGURE THIS OUT.

Man. Fuck.
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No. 539383 ID: ec2e21

Fart in its face then light said fart up with maigc~
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No. 539396 ID: aef453

YOU HAVE SUMMONED THE BAD JUJU! CONTINUE THE RITUAL, THAT IT MAY BESTOW UPON YOU ITS MOST SACRED OF BOONS!
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No. 539398 ID: 427269
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539398

>>539383
Only the killer may know peace from this 007.

Your contract to the devil has been sealed.
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No. 539399 ID: 427269
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539399

>>539396
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No. 539400 ID: 427269
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539400

The bad juju has dissipated.

WELL WHAT NOW.
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No. 539404 ID: ec2e21

>>539398
(The devil can go fu*k him self for all the fu*ks i give)
>>539399
Welp that just happend
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No. 539417 ID: c23ab0

Bad Juju: infect the Shope and turn it into Epohs, the evil.
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No. 540975 ID: 7e83aa
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540975

>>539417
Oh wow, you hurt the babby epohs's feelings. On this it's day of animation you call it evil. Way to go.
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No. 540976 ID: 7e83aa
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540976

Oh look what you made it do.

Happy. ARE YOU SATISFIED NOW.
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No. 540977 ID: 7e83aa
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540977

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No. 540978 ID: 7e83aa
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540978

WELP

>_
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No. 540979 ID: 55c4cf

politely ask the shope to not be dead.
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No. 540984 ID: 1cf691

It's a though world out there, the weak die and the strong get the right to loot their bodies. Get inside the shop and grab everything that is not nailed down.
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No. 541971 ID: 7e83aa
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541971

>>540979
She's dead anon, it's all your fault.

These things just happen, it's life, you have to roll with it.
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No. 541972 ID: 7e83aa
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541972

>>540984
GUESS WHAT FUCKER, IT WAS A NAIL STORE. WHAT NOW. OOOOOOOOOOOOH.
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No. 542002 ID: d12202

The nails aren't nailed down. Take the nails
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No. 542033 ID: 4f1dac

Yes, it is definitely time to steal all the nails and build nail-men with them.
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No. 542041 ID: c23ab0

Nailed it.
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No. 543371 ID: 5a518c
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543371

>>542002
YOU DONE EQUIPPED NAILS. YOU ARE NOW A NAIL SPECIALIST.

CHOOSE YER FUCKIN SKILLS:

-chicken sandwhich
-fat fuckin burrito
-Fuck it that's all the food I know make your own fucking skill you lazy cunt.
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No. 543372 ID: d92f71

use NAILS to craft NAILS. flood the market with infinity NAILS, destabilizing the economy. let them burn arse, let them all burn
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No. 543373 ID: 5a518c
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543373

>>543372
By my calculations...
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No. 543374 ID: 5a518c
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543374

STOCK MARKETS WON'T KNOW WHAT HIT THEM.
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No. 543375 ID: ba3b9b

>>543374
HAHAHAHAHAAH!
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No. 543376 ID: 5a518c
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543376

>>543375
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No. 543419 ID: c23ab0

Reflect on your lack of beans, garlic, onions, milk, or a digestive tract.
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No. 548374 ID: 93d2f6
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548374

>>543419
Why won't the mirror ever show me who I am on the inside.

ARSE HAS OBTAINED THE MAGIC MIRROR OF TORTURED SOULS. Use it wisely you chucklefucks, it knows a bunch of shit.
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No. 548375 ID: d92f71

look up porn on your new magic torture mirror
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No. 548376 ID: 93d2f6
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548376

>>548375
The tortured souls can only torture you when you are a DUMB FUCK.

TRY AGAIN.
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No. 548379 ID: d6c045

>>548376

Use it to figure out what the plot is.
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No. 548808 ID: 31845d
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548808

>>548379
The mirror gives a longing stare.

"Plot, can not happen." It bellows.
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No. 548809 ID: 31845d
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548809

"LONG LONG AGO, THIS WORLD MADE SENSE. Consistency was the norm, irregularity only a concept. Until one day, some asshole trapped away the uniting forces, three beings, now trapped in mirrors.

It's said that if you can gather these mirrors the world will make sense once more."
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No. 548810 ID: 31845d
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548810

"Do you see where I'm going with this?" The mirror asks.

LOL, what a faggot. You shouldn't do what this mirror says it's a huge faggot. Don't do it seriously. Fuck you faggot.
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No. 548817 ID: 03e747

>>548810
butt slam that mirror. get your arse prints all over it. that'll show it whose behind the times and where the booty is.
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No. 555813 ID: 85ad3f
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555813

>>548817
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No. 555814 ID: 85ad3f
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555814

>>555813
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No. 555815 ID: 85ad3f
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555815

uh oh. It looks like someone else has booty blasted one of those mirror things into the ass-crack mountains too.

Wait a fucking minute, you know where a place is and it is a place. Shit, the world is starting to make sense. FUCK.

If this continues you will cease to exist. Try and stop this.
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