use both hands.

Cookie Quest 2013/08/25(Sun)06:13 No. 537347 ID: 9d78a6
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You're having a hard time pulling off pieces of the giant cookie so you use both hands.

You now have a cookie.

Build a car out of the cookie.

Cookie Quest 2013/08/25(Sun)06:23 No. 537350 ID: 9d78a6
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>>537349
You try to build a car of the cookie. The cookie crumbles under your gargantuan weight. You now have 0 cookies. Fatass.

Sit down and contemplate where it all went wrong.

Cookie Quest 2013/08/25(Sun)06:28 No. 537352 ID: 9d78a6
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>>537351
You sit down in your thinking position, pondering where it all went wrong.

You guess it's just the way the cookie crumbles.

Grab another cookie with both hands and vow that this time, things will be different.

Have you considered that the cookie is probably past it's expiry date?

Cookie Quest 2013/08/25(Sun)06:34 No. 537355 ID: 9d78a6
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>>537353
With renewed resolve, you wrap your adipose-addled hands around a crack in the gargantuan cookie.

You vow that things will be different this time-- or at least, you hope so.

You cradle the cookie in your hands, holding it triumphantly.

Sit down and carefully lay out the contents of my rucksack, mentally preparing myself for the journey to come.

>>537355
Eat the cookie.

Cookie Quest 2013/08/25(Sun)06:40 No. 537359 ID: 9d78a6
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>>537356

You look at the contents of your rucksack. It contains the only thing you brought for your journey. The cookiephone. It allows you to order things in exchange for cookies.

Sadly, you can't afford any of its cookielicious goods as of yet.

You note that it looks suspiciously like an iPhone.

Look at the back of it, there's probably a cookie sticker over an embossed apple. Pfft, cheapos.

Cookie Quest 2013/08/25(Sun)06:42 No. 537361 ID: 9d78a6
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>>537354

Well. There's only one way to find out.

>>537358

Cookie Quest 2013/08/25(Sun)06:44 No. 537362 ID: 9d78a6
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>>537361

This is the best cookie you've ever tasted. Wait... Now you have 0 cookies again. Goddamnit!

>>537362
Retrieve another cookie.
Never stop this delicious cycle.

Cookie Quest 2013/08/25(Sun)06:46 No. 537364 ID: 9d78a6
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>>537360


Nope. You don't see it.

Go blind.

What's the cheapest thing for sale on the cookie phone? How many cookies would you need?

Cookie Quest 2013/08/25(Sun)07:10 No. 537369 ID: 9d78a6
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>>537367

A... A disney glove?

Huh. Why don't you try collecting 15 cookies then, and seeing what it does?

Cookie Quest 2013/08/25(Sun)07:59 No. 537373 ID: 9d78a6
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>>537370

Fuck, these cookies are really hard to harvest.

All that effort for only 1 cookie.

Cookie Quest 2013/08/25(Sun)08:02 No. 537374 ID: 9d78a6
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>>537373


...

Oh.

You now have 15 cookies, which you are buried under.

Okay, dig yourself out and grab and eat cookie 16 to assuage your wounded pride as you figure out how your computer is supposed to turn 15 cookies into a glove.

gloves are so last season. See if they have any higher fashions in.

Cookie Quest 2013/08/25(Sun)08:10 No. 537379 ID: 9d78a6
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>>537377

You press the button

Cookie Quest 2013/08/25(Sun)08:12 No. 537381 ID: 9d78a6
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>>537379

That's a pretty big glove!

Cookies: 0

(Guys, is there a less tedious way to do updates with multiple images?)

>>537381
...the glove looks like a headless person! Quick, make a pass at it.

>>537382
Besides just posting multiple images? I suppose you could make a single animated gif, instead. Although that's probably more work than posting in series.

Cookie Quest 2013/08/25(Sun)08:50 No. 537385 ID: 9d78a6
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>>537383

Umm... A pass?

What?

Is that glove posing? See if you can't order it to get you cookies.

Failing that, try wearing it.

Try and get the hand to grab cookies from the cookie. Make it Work!

use glove as cookie storage, fill in the hole on the top.

try clicking the cookie ??????

>>537385
He's saying to ask it out

>>537385
Make friends with the glove.

Both of you, tear off bits of that cookie.

Call your grandma to get her to work and then plan for your future as a cookie space delivery guy.

Give it a high-five!

Cookie Quest 2013/08/25(Sun)21:11 No. 537627 ID: 9d78a6
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>>537501
>>537389

Nothing says friendship like hard labor.

Cookies: 9

EAT THEM ALL

>>537627
Alright, while the glove works, what else can you buy with cookies?

check your pad for next cheapest thing

dont eat the cookies ! look for what else you can purchase within a few gloveshots

Cookie Quest 2013/08/25(Sun)21:28 No. 537641 ID: 9d78a6
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>>537379

Is... that a picture of your grandmother?

Total cookies: 12

YOU ARE RAVENOUSLY HUNGRY. EAT ALL THE COOKIES.

double team it, glove on one side, you on another.

How many cookies can you fit in your rucksack? We need a goal, here. Unless you want to just mine cookies forever.

Can you buy another glove? Help it gather cookies regardless.

i think our goal should be to get enough cookies to build a car, as initially suggested

Don't bother with these smalltimers. Wrap those jaws around the big cookie and gnaw on it for victory.

Seriously? http://orteil.dashnet.org/experiments/cookie/

Funny how obvious this is a joke off of Cookie Clicker.

>>537722
shhh don't explain the joke dummy

Well what are you waiting for?

It's been ages since you last talked to your granie, shame on you, she get's all alone in the cookie asylum.

Cookie Quest 2013/08/26(Mon)18:49 No. 537842 ID: 9d78a6
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>>537732
I-- You don't even want to think about your granny. She's the whole reason you went on the Cookie Quest to begin with.

Total Cookies: 21

Cookie Quest 2013/08/26(Mon)18:52 No. 537845 ID: 9d78a6
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You curl up in fetal position. The glove shakes its wrist disconcertingly at you.

exactly, you get to show her up!

Spin the glove like a drill to break through the outer shell of the cookie and claim the cookie-core as yours!

Stuff your rucksack. Maybe we have enough?

So... what exactly was the problem with your terrifying gran? Be more specific.

Cookie Quest 2013/08/29(Thu)06:10 No. 538319 ID: 9d78a6
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>>537856
Everything

Total Cookies: 25

Sorry for no update. I was playing cookie clicker.

Distract yourself from your fears by summoning another glove or two to distract you.

>>538319
Buy a glove to hug until the bad feelings go away.

Do a dance to work off all that cookie fat.

>>537690
...aaaand now I've baked nearly 5 trillion cookies.

Hammer away at that cookie. Grandma needs cookies.

Hug the glove and eat all the cookies.

>>538415
Ha, that's pathetic. I am currently at 258 trillion (with 8 trillion of those being hand-made).

>>538323
You don't think this is appropriate employer-worker relations.

Total cookies: 15

Cookie Quest 2013/09/03(Tue)04:52 No. 539219 ID: 9d78a6
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>>539218
Oops forgot pic.

>>539219
Sue on sexual harassment charges.

Sue it for 3 quadzillion cookies

>You don't think this is appropriate employer-worker relations.
They're not employees. They're autonomous waldos. Extensions of your will. You can do whatever you want with them.

There now, you feel better now.

>>539219
Acquire "DYNAMITE", use it on the "CENTRAL COOKIE".

Then acquire "MORE DYNAMITE" until you have enough cookies to order a "BOMB SHELTER". Get inside the "BOMB SHELTER" and order a "THERMONUCLEAR BOMB"....