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530923 No. 530923 ID: a5d4fb

You are now this guy.

You've just woken up and are feeling pretty groggy. For the time being, you have forgotten your NAME, AGE, and OCCUPATION, as well as your HOMETOWN and the kind of VEHICLE you drive. Eventually, you might also want to start thinking about BREAKFAST. You are partial to FROSTED MINI WHEATS and WAFFLES, and the occasional INDULGENT SLICE OF COFFEE CAKE.

You blink a few times at your RATHER HANDSOME REFLECTION and ponder the answers to all of these PRESSING QUESTIONS.
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No. 530924 ID: a23afd

>>530923
Hands McGee, your age is 5 digits long and better left unsaid, and you work as a handyman for Armitage Inc. You live in Palm Springs, and drive a ...hmm. I'll leave the vehicle to someone else.
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No. 530952 ID: 91c1b3

>>530924
You set the bar so high. Closest pun for a car I guess would be a neon.(with a faulty hand brake)

Go for Mini Wheats, but just a handful, you have plenty to do today.
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No. 530955 ID: c23ab0

What's your lower torso connected to?
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No. 530963 ID: 2f4b71

'Andy.
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No. 530965 ID: a611d6

Handa Civic, or perhaps a Chevy Impalma
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No. 530978 ID: a5d4fb
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530978

>>530955

Lower torso, you say? That's a very...
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No. 530979 ID: a5d4fb
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530979

good...
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No. 530980 ID: a5d4fb
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530980

questio--

ZA-POW!!
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No. 530981 ID: a5d4fb
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530981

You have been knocked unconscious by the Fist of the Fourth Wall. You'll probably be out cold for at least 12 hours.
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No. 530990 ID: a23afd

DANG.

When you wake up, I wanna see how you eat frosted mini wheats.
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No. 530992 ID: c23ab0

>>530990

>> I wanna see how you eat a Reese's Peanut Butter Cup
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No. 531087 ID: a5d4fb
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531087

Buh...

You are tired. So damn tired. Your face hurts and your head is spinning. Where the heck are you, anyway?
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No. 531088 ID: b5df96

>where are you
In front of a bathroom mirror pretending your hand is alive and punching it. No, wait! Not again!

...I mean, you don't know where you are or what happened. Get up, look around. Is it just me or is it darker now?
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No. 531108 ID: c23ab0

Oh no you lost all your memories! Again! Find hte light switch
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No. 531116 ID: f45e95

>Where the heck are you, anyway?
In a bathroom
Inside a rocket
Heading towards to mars
Your trip last 5 years
Have fun!
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No. 531149 ID: 2027bb

A locked room.
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No. 531227 ID: f0357f

>>531116
>5 years
Not even a Hohlmann approach would take that long.
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