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Yellow Fire Bee
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you: I'm not jumping into a some ghost rape cave. I am like literally latching this sucker right now before I even put my arm on.
house ai: It's not a rape cave, it's a door to a ghost you need to stab.
you: How would you know.
house ai: Because I'm the one who summoned it, dun dun dunnnn.
you: So why summon a ghost if it's just to stab?
house ai: It's called a scheme! It's something I , and I guess this time antonio do. Something you don't have the patience for. So you didn't get invited to our scheming sessions, because we love and understand you and understand you wouldn't enjoy them even though you would feel obligated to come and be bored out of your love for us.
you: awww, when you spin it like that it sounds like I should be thanking you. I'm calling antone though.
antonio: Hello you, how may I help you?
you: Why am I being sent to fight some ghost that isn't bothering the real world.
antonio: Because you're the fighter while I'm the talker and house ai is the planner. House is already working on the planning side, i've been talking. While you, the one who fights, is left to do thing you love.
you: Well i'm not a fighter anymore, i'm a sleeper now. My ambition and purpose in life is sleeping, it's who I am.
antonio: That's not an actual-
you: Don't be racist, sleep is a legit identity now. Don't you appreciate I have PTSD with having my body ripped apart by ghosts.
antonio: You posted it on youtube, that generally-
you: And they banned my account. I couldn't update my vlog, my vlog died that day. That's like DOUBLE PTSD.
antonio: I thought no one watched your vlog.
you: TRIPLE
house ai: I did, I watched your vlog and talking about getting your body ripped about and going cyborg would of been an amazing vlog post. Think of the views and the follow up 'life changes' vlog posts.
you: Nooooo, that's what I was thinking, my regrets are eternal.
house ai: I feel your loss, yo.
antonio: Well I have important things to continue doing, if you're SOFTCORE now due to multi-classing sleeper/fighter I can send you backup. Talk to you after.
house ai: See you.
you: Bye.
Well i didn't get any answer about what is happening. Do I go,
HARDCORE - Fight alone. (I am pretty hardcore myself. It may be more dangerous but I'll get more MAD CREDS.)
SOFTCORE - backup. (Make the fight easy. Maybe loose CREDS?)
SLEEPCORE - stay home, maybe have some tea or play video game. (They're not my parents, I do what I want.)
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