>>672458
dump some of those redundant gnome swords off on your fodder/worshippers

Archmage 2015/09/25(Fri)10:25 No. 672607 ID: fe06ff
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My top is getting kinda ratty, maybe I should take it off . . . I can't do that, my nips would get cold!

Bangles: "I know the symbols mean something! I've seen them before!"

Kirska: "you cannot read, you recognize all symbols because all symbols look the same to you."

Bangles: "I . . . grrrrrrr", how do I know you're even the real Kurseka? show me your face!"

Kirska: "of course Catalyst"

Bangles: "I guess you look the same . . . you should buy a better looking cloak, actually I need to unload some of this junk I have as well"

Bangles looks through her bag

Bangles: ". . . OOH! MEAT!"

Kirska: "I can carry some of your things but we don't have time to do any shopping, we need to gather the troops if we're going to make it to the wagon job on time."

Fair enough, but where the hell did all that gold come from? Oh and what's up with all this gross moss crap that's everywhere?

If we can't hug than we should kiss~

Ew, kissing a kobold? What gnoll would want to do that?

>>672607
Yeah alright.

we can still boop her snoot.

anyway, yeah i guess we should get ready to leave. oh and tell her you seemed to have gotten the hang of one of those catalyst power things

Did Kirska turn your whole coming of the catalyst thing into a gang of raiding bandits while you were sleeping?

>>672607
Compliment Kirska on how cool she looks now.

Archmage 2015/09/29(Tue)09:33 No. 673719 ID: fe06ff
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Bangles licks Kirska

Bleh she tastes like dried leather

Bangles: "I did this to you . . . when I gave you the gem."

Kirska: "that's right, you did this."

Bangles: " . . . You look really cool now"

Kirska: "this is only the beginning, just wait and see how cool we'll BOTH look"

* * *

Nikks: "Greetingsss currsssed onne, yourr ssscallesss have a ssspecciall lusssterr thisss ssseassson"

Kirska: ". . . Bangles did you invite these filthy southerner to our band?"

>Bangles did you invite these filthy southerner to our band?
if they bother you just threaten them, they seem to scare easily. Besides it's still two more bodies between you and whatever is trying to kill us that day.

So when do we need to leave to attack that wagon?

Our circumstances are currently more like those of adventurers than of knights, and if adventurers refused to associate with filthy people they would never get anything done.

Recruit? They just followed us here.

And what band, since when do we have a band?

Also, chiken isn't evil now is he? The symbol and the slime also seem kinda evil.

>>673719
What's wrong with that?

They followed me home, can I keep them?

>>672607
Looking kind of possessed there, really.

>Bangles did you invite these filthy southerner to our band?
They invited themselves! More minions are always good, filthy or not. We can dunk them in the river later if they're not clean enough for you.

>>673719
They worship me, Kirska! Maybe if you're nice they'll worship you too! We'll be like some kind of diynamic duo! The chosen and the cursed!

More meat shields

Archmage 2015/10/02(Fri)07:39 No. 674375 ID: fe06ff
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Bangles: "I don't care if they're filthy, sometimes people are just filthy okay?"

Kirska: "so you care not about the disease and pestilence of this world? I will keep that in mind"

Bangles: "also having more meat-shields means I'll get stabbed less "

Kirska: "Catalyst I'm going to go prepare, gather the goblins and meet me north of town"

Ask her to remind you what the job is. It would be super awkward if we thought the job was robbing the wagons when it is actually escorting them or something.

right tell her we'll grab the two goblins we picked up earlier today and be right there.

Archmage 2015/10/02(Fri)12:12 No. 674411 ID: fe06ff
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Bangles: "Uh what was the plan again?"

Kirska: "step one wait for wagon, step two kill guards and merchant, step three take wagon, understand?"

Bangles: ". . . yes?"

Kirska: "perfect"

* * *

Potonk: "Welcome Back Catalyst! I guess you've been talking with Kirska?"

Bangles: "Yeah it's time for the job, I'm supposed to bring you two along"

Tubek: "What about Slive shouldn't we bring him along for the muscle?"

Yep. Where's he at though, near the gate maybe?

Archmage 2015/10/02(Fri)14:37 No. 674448 ID: fe06ff
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Bangles: "Sure, where is he?"

Slive: "SLIVE IS RIGHT HERE"

Syggs: "Aagh stop breaking my tables!"

Slive: "NOT BREAKING THINGS IS ONE THING SLIVE CAN'T DO"

Syggs: " . . . "

Slive: "But he can pay for damages"

neat, we now have a meat shield who can actually take a hit without braking. Well off we go then. We picked up a lot of new party members so now lets see what they can do.

Hell Yea I don't know who this guy is but he's awesome.

>>674448
If you're coming, no breaking the wagon. Just breaking the people. We want the wagon.

>>674546
yes good point.

Archmage 2015/10/03(Sat)18:04 No. 674694 ID: fe06ff
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Bangles: "neat, breaking things is fun, let's go"

* * *

Syggs: "Augh! my wall! damnit Slive!"

Bangles: "uh just one thing, don't break the wagon."

Slive: "aw man I REALLY wish you hadn't said that, NOW I WANT TO BREAK IT EVEN MORE!"

Bangles: "Well don't."

Slive: "Nrrrrrg!"

...maybe he should stay behind.

he can break the people on the wagon though.

"Break the wagon, and we break your favorite breaking arm!"

Archmage 2015/10/04(Sun)13:00 No. 674811 ID: fe06ff
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Bangles: "If you break the wagon I'll break you!

Slive: "Hahaha what? you break me?!"

Bangles: "Yeah!"

Slive: "AHAHAHAHAHA!"

Bangles: ". . ."

Slive: "Aha HA . . . ha ha . . . ha . . . What was I not supposed to break again?"

"when we get there i will point you at what to break"

when we get there point at an enemy guy and tell him to break their face.

>>674811
How about you just break the things I tell you to break, when I tell you to break them. Don't worry about it.

whatever let's just go met up with Kirska and get this over with.

Seriously you should leave him behind.

Archmage 2015/10/04(Sun)22:29 No. 674917 ID: fe06ff
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Bangles: "I'll tell you what to break"

Slive: "Sounds perfect to me"

Tubek: "Shouldn't there be guards posted here?"

didn't they die or run when that big ass mother fucker burst through the gate? Either way send smashy out in front so he doesn't smash anyone else in the group by accident... or boredom.

the gate seems a lot more... damp, and green.

Look no guards is a good thing. Why do we care.

hey its that green sludge that follows kirska around
did kirska eat the guards while you were sleeping
maaaan why didnt she share that leg of meat you had earlier could barely be considered a snack

Archmage 2015/10/06(Tue)10:43 No. 675143 ID: fe06ff
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Bangles:"Kirska better not have eaten them . . ."

Potonk:"You think she'd do that?"

Bangles:"she better not have, cause she didn't share any with me!"

Nikks:"I would allssso llike to sshhharre meat with currsssed onne"

Ask if they know why Kirksa reacted that way to them.

so the two goblins that hired you for this gig, they have any idea what kind of resistant the wagon has or no?

>>675143
Good. Sharing meat with me is better than hogging it to yourself.

...wait, cursed? I think you're confusing 'cool' with 'curse'. Different things, totally.

okaaay well that's not creepy at all
I'm the party leader so if you wanna share meat with anyone it better be me and not miss stupid-mysterious-hood over there

Shouldn't we be setting up an ambush or something?

Archmage 2015/10/07(Wed)18:10 No. 675320 ID: fe06ff
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Bangles: "GRah! I JUST said that no meat sharing or eating goes one with out me getting a piece!"

Nikka: "forrgivve mme catallyssst, I'lll sshhharre evverrythhinng withh you"

Bangles: "Is that why Kirska hates you guys so much, because you're so stupid?"

Naxa: "Northhkinn havve hated usss for mmillennia, evverr sssinnce thhe warr, thhey nevverr forrgivve usss fforr nnot goinng extinnct."

>>675320
That's dumb. If you hate people for not being dead you have to hate way too many people. Too much work.

We're supposed to go north of town, but what's down the path to the right?

you hate the guys trying to kill you, not the guys you never met, too hard to hate that many people.