Temperance 2013/07/23(Tue)16:44 No. 526628 ID: edd9f8
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You open your eyes slowly, only to find yourself being brought closer and closer towards a gaping mouth.

Apply fist to face.

Temperance 2013/07/23(Tue)16:53 No. 526632 ID: edd9f8
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>>526630
>Apply fist to face.
You can't, as It would appear you are a sandwich...
Wait, what!?
Oh no. This is wrong. Why are you a sandwich? You were definitely human last time you checked.

Use flail wildly to escape

Fall apart and get all over this dude's lap as FINAL VENGEANCE

>>526635

this. eating last but a few minutes. the humiliation of an adult man spilling food upon his lap like a fucking child lasts a lifetime.

Use struggle. It is ineffective.

Yell at the top of your sandwichy lungs that you are HUMAAAAAAAAAAAN. And kindly request this chap stop trying to eat you, he seems like a gentleman.

>>526632
Scream like a mandrake.

Become extremely poisonous

>>526638
same

Call out for him not to eat you.

Temperance 2013/07/23(Tue)17:30 No. 526649 ID: edd9f8
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>>526635
>Fall apart and get all over this dude's lap as FINAL VENGEANCE
You consider falling apart to avoid being eaten, but you don't follow through because you at least kind of value your life.

>>526634
>>526638
>Use flail wildly to escape
>Yell at the top of your sandwichy lungs that you are HUMAAAAAAAAAAAN.
You YELL AS LOUD AS YOU CAN that you are HUMAN, and struggle against your hungry captor.

Hungry Captor: Drop sandwich in fear

Sandwich-human: Bite back. Bite your captor's tongue if he sticks you in his mouth.

Disguise yourself as a small child. Nobody would eat a small child.

Temperance 2013/07/23(Tue)17:39 No. 526656 ID: edd9f8
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The man stops moments before taking a bite of you. He stares quizzically at you as you continue to attempt flailing.

Bite the hand that feeds you to itself

Tell the man that you think he's cute.

>>526656
Ask him to put you down please, and ask where he bought you because this is fucked up.

Scream at him that YOU ARE HUMAN!

Please put me down. I'm alive.

Activate ability: LETTUCE MAELSTROM

Temperance 2013/07/23(Tue)17:53 No. 526668 ID: edd9f8
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>>526657
>Bite the hand that feeds you to itself
While he is stunned by the fact that you spoke, you BITE THAT MOTHERFUCKER for trying to eat you.

Great. Now instead of possibly being convinced to help you, he's going to try and kill you. Brilliant.

Temperance 2013/07/23(Tue)18:06 No. 526673 ID: edd9f8
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Your Hungry Captor drops you, and you instantly feel bad for what you've done.

>>526658
>Tell the man that you think he's cute.
You blush at the thought, but you decide to say it anyway.
"Y-You're kind of c-cute, you know..."

Suggestion 2013/07/23(Tue)18:10 No. 526674 ID: 28326b
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Human: Realize you are the sandwich's senpai and notice the sandwich.

Now start running away. Or rolling. Or flopping, I guess. Whatever kind of mobility you can achieve.

Kiss your captor.

Temperance 2013/07/23(Tue)18:48 No. 526694 ID: edd9f8
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>>526674
>Human: Realize you are the sandwich's senpai and notice the sandwich.
The man blushes at the compliment, clearly not used to such kind words. Any possible anger from the bite is long gone, and he stares at you lovingly.

Sandwich-human: Wake up from your nightmare.

Human and sandwich- proceed with sloppy makeouts.

And the accidental consumption of the sandwich, ruining both their lives forever.

Temperance 2013/07/23(Tue)19:20 No. 526709 ID: edd9f8
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>>526707
>proceed with sloppy makeouts.
You pucker your soft, white bread lips, and your captor does the same with his normal fleshy ones, leaning in to meet yours. You hold your breath, waiting for the contact which seems to be eternities away.

>>526709
Human: accidentally eat sandwich

Human: eat your sandwich-y lover in a sudden but inevitable betrayal.

kiss: break the curse

>>526710
>>526724
Human: remember you have bad breath, go use mouthwash or something before kissing.