Well, where are you living now? What possessions and monies do you have to your name? Any idea how much you could get selling your current cave, or is it a lease, or are you squatting?

Any family or friends you'd be leaving?

What's the surrounding real estate look like?

Don't make any major decisions while in an atypical emotional state.

Tonks 2013/07/14(Sun)14:18 No. 524504 ID: 3d7467
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You have a liberal art degree.

You have a basic starter shirt, basic starter pants,wizard hat, a high tech labtop (for that liberal art degree) and a dagger.

Your closest family member is your cousin who lives 25 miles North East.

Consider using dagger on self for a bit.
Just keep staring between your home, outside, your liberal arts degree and your dagger for a little bit as you contemplate your suicide.

>>524504
I'm assuming you are Tonks. Put on your wizard hat and make a fortune in Harry Potter cosplay.

Tonks 2013/07/14(Sun)14:41 No. 524507 ID: 3d7467
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>>524503
Okay

>>524507
Just what is your typical emotional state?

Er. You may already know this, but nothing obligates you to make a new update in response to each and every suggestion. That way tends to miss a lot of posts made between suggestion 1 and the update.

>>524510
I getcha I getcha. Thanks for the tip.

Tonks 2013/07/14(Sun)15:17 No. 524513 ID: 3d7467
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Feeling slightly less hasty, you begin to look around idly.

You notice something strange about your wall.

>>524513
A hidey hole? Find out what's in it.

>>524513
Give it an exploratory stab.

Tonks 2013/07/14(Sun)17:06 No. 524521 ID: 3d7467
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>>524516
>>524517

You grab your dagger and begin chipping away at the edges. It seems to be working, but you begin to wonder if its really worth all this effort.

>>524521

Punch it?

>>524521
Knock on it first to see if it's hollow. If it is, then yes it's worth it.

you have nothing else to spend the effort on so why not?

Tonks 2013/07/14(Sun)17:49 No. 524525 ID: 3d7467
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>>524522
>>524523

You check to see if its hollow-it is! Seeing that you don't want to ruin your dagger you make the logic choice of using your fists instead...punching might have not been the best idea though.

You may be a low level Goblin but it was an even lower level law. You were able to knock out the wall but not without cost.

~You can't use your right hand for awhile

*You gain 10xp

>>524525
Soo... what's in the hole?

There was XP in the wall! Wonderful!

Look for other bits of wall to punch. We still have a left hand!

Tonks 2013/07/14(Sun)18:11 No. 524533 ID: 3d7467
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>>524527
Thats alot of wall. There might be better ways to get hp in the future.

You consider checking the hole first.

~your LEFT hand was injured and remains injured. Your right hand is fine so you could continue using that for goblin related things.

>>524533
How long will our hand be unusable for?
And try looking inside the hole before sticking any more precious limbs inside.

what's that thing to your right on the wall?

Get bitten by the tiny level 2 mouse that emerges from the hole.

look in hole, hope to see naked ladies or gold, OR NAKED LADIES MADE OF GOLD

>>524595

OR GOLD MADE FROM NAKED LADI.........wait that's not right.


Listen for any noise coming from the hole.

Maybe your girlfriend wouldn't have left if you had wealth and high level. Ah screw her man your gonna be just fine. Search the hole in the wall for secret stuff.

>>524533
Tie rock to stick. Invent pickaxe.

Tonks 2013/07/15(Mon)16:40 No. 524731 ID: 3d7467
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>>524669
Hey now. Everyone knows its not the amount of xp, but the way to allocate your stats.

Full of newly found goblin determination, you decide to take the hole straight on (low level my *mumbermumber*)

~Your left hand is still injured but the rush of denial is allowing you to ignore the pain.

>>524731
Hey you should do what everyone in this day and age does whenever they are emotionally troubled, get an snazzy black cloak, a mask and just head out threatening people for their pocket change.

You'll forget your shitty girlfriend in notime when you're rich.

Tonks 2013/07/15(Mon)17:08 No. 524738 ID: 3d7467
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It is kinda dark in there.

Tonks 2013/07/15(Mon)17:10 No. 524741 ID: 3d7467
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...really dark

>>524741
Is there somethi-
Nope.
Nopenopenopenope.

AAATAAAACK!!!!!!!!

It only has 2 eyes, that means it is not a spider. Must be perfectly harmless.

It's probably just a mouse. +1 friend....?

>>524741
Make out with it. No wooing, no seduction, no sex, just sloppy kisses.

>>524778
Seconding this.

The perfect way to get back at your ex. That'll learn her.

Tonks 2013/07/15(Mon)20:03 No. 524796 ID: 3d7467
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>>524778
You considered yourself more of a cuddler.

In this moment, you consider the possibility that this might be a bad idea.

>>524796
It's only a bad idea because you're doing it wrong. Let's see some tongue action there, mister.

Could you possibly try stabbing it instead?

STAB STAB STAB

Too late it's got your lips.

>>524800
It's time to go all in, folks.

Quick pull your head away having just teased the hole! You can't just give it what it wants after all...else it'll think your a goblin slut. If something pops out you should probally stab it. Bitches love that. >_>

>>524796
Whoah there son what are you doing, kissing holes you just met, what kind of gentleman goblin are you?

I mean, i'm not sure if it counts but that's hole RAPE if i ever seen it before. So just back of, apologize and try this again, with words.

>>524796
Did you ever realize how embarrassing you must look to the wall creature when you're wearing nothing but your loincloth? Put on your starter shirt and pants ya pervert.

Tonks 2013/07/16(Tue)16:04 No. 524945 ID: 3d7467
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>>524928
You suspect the lack of clothes may be the least of your problems.

>>524946

SKEDADDLEOUTTATHEREANDCLOSEITBACKUP

gtfo

Stab it in its stupid face.

Huh. Looks like your girlfriend never left.

Tonks 2013/07/16(Tue)17:04 No. 524951 ID: 3d7467
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*smooch*

Where did that come from?

*blushu*

Aww you made a friend.

put it on your shoulder +1 friend

Tell that s-stupid mouse that it's not like you LIKE it or anything...

Also why does it it have three eyes.

Tell the mouse if it doesn't get on a diet and start exercising then it's over. She fat.

>>524951
Dawww...
WEAR IT ON YOUR SHOULDER AND NAME IT COMMANDANT WIGGLES

>>524951
Dat kiss. I suggest starting off with some light petting(no not that kind you perverts) and just seeing where things go. Offer to let it on to your shoulder or inside your wizard hat.

>>524951
congrats, you made a friend.
And possibly caught four thousand different rodent carried diseases.

In your mouth.

>>525144
He's a goblin, man. He probably had them already and is immunized.

Tonks 2013/07/22(Mon)18:07 No. 526387 ID: 3d7467
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>>525170
A strong immunity is the only benefit to being as bad cook.

It seems that the rat quickly grew bored of you and skittered away.

>>526387
Peek in the hole.

Tonks 2013/07/22(Mon)18:37 No. 526390 ID: 3d7467
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>>526388

You almost forgot.

Stick entire arm in hole.

Then go outside.

>>526391
Putting clothes on as you do so.
After your arm/hole shenanigans of course

Activate...darkvision!

>>526757
Sounds logical.