>>522068 Tuck and roll!
OH SHIT NO CURL INTO A BALL BEND YOUR KNEES YOU'RE NOT DYING ON US WE WON'T LET YOU
>>522074 >>522075 "HOW DO YOU SUPPOSE I DO THAT IN MID-AIR???"
bend at the wast and then you can curl into a ball, just whatever you do make sure you hit the ground rolling, unless there is water under you, then you'd just do one of the most awesome cannon balls in history.
You look rather high up. You can A. try using the pillowcase as a parachute or B. panic and try waking up the egg hoping it hatches into something big enough to carry you and also immediately smart enough to carry you.
This is simply physics. If you tuck, your rotational arm will decrease in radius, which causes the tiniest spin to turn into a roll. So just tuck! Tuck! Rolling will happen! Protect your fragile mousey extremities!
>>522085 GO FASTER. FUCK THAT PUSSY EARTH WITH YOUR STEEL CHIN, MAKE GRAVITY RUE THE DAY THE DAY IT DECIDED TO FUCK WITH YOU.
>>523371 THIS IS THE BEST PLAN.
>>523371 THIS IS THE ONE, TRUE PATH!
>>523371 ALL OF MY VOTES
yeah...no. while funny it would probably result in a bloody pancake.
Oh no, that last plan is much too risky...
Oh hey it works.
get up, strike cool action pose, survey surroundings.
Woohoo! You've killed a monster and escaped danger! Pretty brave of you! And you didn't die, that's a plus!
>>523457
>>523525 Yes! You are alive! Alright, wanna try getting back to the building and going in the entrance to find out what the hell's going on with it? It's that, or try to find civilization elsewhere.
>>523510 Huh yeah that was pretty awesome, wasn't it? -100 SCARED-O-POINTS +25 EXP +20 CONFIDENCE POINTS >SCARED-O-METER IS NOW AT 0 POINTS, HARRY FEELS LIKE HE CAN DO ANYTHING
>>523527 And be captured again? No thanks... +10 SCARED-O-POINTS, NICE GOING
>>523531 Well alright, you got any wilderness survival skills? Or did you see any roads or towns while you were falling?
>>523531 >longterm goal acquired: GET A FUCKING CHAINSAW, SO TO CUT EVERYONE WHO STANDS IN YOUR WAY TO RIBBONS.
well either try and find a road or something to get toward civilization or just try and live off the land.
BOO!
Eh, civilization is overrated. Why don't you go find some grass seeds instead!
>>523575 This sounds like a good plan.
>>523533 >>523561 You didn't see any town or road when you where falling.
>>523546 You aren't strong enough for that... And you don't have any survival skills that you know of, maybe you can sleep in a tree if you don't find anyone soon.
>>523562 !
Harry has blacked out. >...Input command
wake up
Snuggle the nearest object in your sleep
Hey, c'mon, get up now! Don't worry, you can do it! Can you feel anything? Don't give up!
Smell.
Wake up, and don't freak out if you open your eyes to a ghost in your face, or something. Because that's probably going to happen.
>>533892 PUNCH THE GHOST.
>>533909 >>533893 >>533958 I wake up, the first thing I see is foliage from this tree. My whole body aches unpleasantly, I feel as though a car has hit me...
>>533954 I sniff around but there's only the smell of water and wet ground.
Check self for damages.
well you're not dead so there's that. check your surroundings.
>>539948 Marvel at sudden art change
Become aware of lack of genitals.