i think you should get something on that

>>511248
So... your foot fell off? You're being chased by a zombie? You're looking at a lawn through an oddly shaped cutout in a wall? What are we looking at here?

and we have a winner with 'chased by a zombie'

>>511597
Yup. Thankfully it probably can't move very quickly one leg-ed. Unfortunately, I doubt pepper spray will be effective on the undead.

Jaspers 2013/05/18(Sat)16:04 No. 511602 ID: 81d597
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Ah, it appears that your pupil has arrived.

kill zombie chasing him.

Jaspers 2013/05/18(Sat)16:08 No. 511604 ID: 81d597
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???: Welcome back, did you manage the job?

????:N-no...I-I only shot its foot off a-and I lo-lost the gun.

???: ... Hmm. Well, it'll be here soon. Rest. I'll deal with it.

Jaspers 2013/05/18(Sat)16:12 No. 511606 ID: 81d597
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???: But you do realize that I shall have to report to The Superiors, don't you?
????: ...
????: Yes sir...

Jaspers 2013/05/18(Sat)16:13 No. 511607 ID: 81d597
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???: I thought you said you shot his foot off...?
????: I-I did!
???: ...Interesting...

Jaspers 2013/05/18(Sat)16:16 No. 511609 ID: 81d597
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???: Stand back, lad
????: Yes, sir!

Jaspers 2013/05/19(Sun)15:37 No. 511708 ID: 01a7c0
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-KABLAM-

Jaspers 2013/05/19(Sun)15:40 No. 511709 ID: 01a7c0
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????: Nice shot, sir!
???: Yes well, he wasn't very silent in his approach, now was he?
????: No, I suppose not.
???: Hmm, but the fact that he was that fast...

Jaspers 2013/05/19(Sun)15:42 No. 511710 ID: 01a7c0
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????: ...Sir, are you going to report me?
???: Yes.
???: But first I must report something much more serious then a newbie who was unable to fulfill their first mission.

Jaspers 2013/05/19(Sun)15:48 No. 511712 ID: 01a7c0
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????: ...

Jaspers 2013/05/19(Sun)15:52 No. 511713 ID: 01a7c0
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You sigh, you're still wiped out from running from a zombie... All of that excess running has made you forget your own name.

[Insert name]

todd

Eustace Von Krumman

Erik

Poopsmell Zoolord

>>511609
that was terrible form. who shoots like that.
don't feel bad about being lectured by the condescending man.

>>511713
Daniel Weiss

John Jacob Jingelheimer Schmitt.

Albert Wesker

>>511745
Hey, HIS name is MY name, too!

>>511713
Werdna. The name of a great Gnostic wizard.

>>511744
>Daniel Weiss
This is a good choice.