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White Gold Drifter
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>Hey, I hear it's easier to get kids to join your cause if you have a van with 'candy' or 'ice cream' written on the side.
No! The constable isn't going to take me back again. Never.
>Tell the children they are on your land, make sure they see the crown. Tel them of exciting new opportunities in the kingdom
> This, but also make sure they aren't made aware of the backbreaking labor they'll have to endure. At least to start with.
"SMALL CHILDREN! You are on the land of THE GREATEST KING THE WORLD HAS EVER KNOWN, KING OF THE GREATEST KINGDOM THE WORLD HAS EVER KNOWN!"
That got their attention. I think. Kinda hard to tell, they've all got blank faces.
"AND YOU! YOU, SMALL CHILDREN! You can be a part of this great kingdom! If you join me, you will go down in history!"
Still blank faces. I don't think I'm getting to the lads! Maybe if...
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