noodle with a man face

man with a noodle face

somewhat short and looking to be in your late teens early 20s

low 20s and cute. blue eyes and a beauty mark, and b-cup tits.

A/N ok so remember when i said i was haveing a bit of trouble with the painting programs? Yeah i wasnt kidding

You are a FEMALE HUMAN BEING. You have not a NAME to go by. What is your name?

Ok hold on i hsve a backup plan

spaghetti, your parents were italian comedians

Lianna.

Crispy 2013/05/10(Fri)16:04 No. 509739 ID: 54812a
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>>509734
>>509732
Your name is now LIANNA, you have a strange fascination for SPAGHETTI, your friends, if you had any, say that if you where a food, you'd be pasta. Your favorite colour is LAVANDER, it calms you for some reason. Where are you?


A/N: there we go

Busy downtown subway station.

Porn studio. On the set. Participating.

you have more clothes then that. and yes a subway, on your way to work.

>>509739
Currently? you are in a sleazy bar in the middle of detroit, enjoying the show. There is a large sweaty gentleman to your left, who is vaguely putting you off your jive however.

A/N the setting may take a bit so have a bit of patience please!

>>509743
no.

Crispy 2013/05/10(Fri)16:31 No. 509752 ID: 54812a
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A/N: :O

>>509741
>>509743

Oh dear, not again... It appears that you are standing in the middle of a BUSY DOWNTOWN SUBWAY STATION. You'd like to say that this is the first time that this has happened but it's not... It all ways happens when you're going to work. Your clothes are nowhere to be seen.

...this is a bad dream, right? Classic stress naked nightmare.

Or you're an actor, and this whole half naked thing is part of the set?

>>509752
obviously there are two reasons this is happening: we are desperate for some hot dickings, or we have some severe forgetulness issues.
Also, check the briefcase.

try to remember

>>509752
What sort of work do you do? I am wondering if the lack of clothes is related.

You're on the set of a porn studio, so you better start fucking someone ASAP or you'll get fired.

This seems very dreamish, are we sure this is reality and not just some fucked up fantasy world of our own imagination?

Crispy 2013/05/13(Mon)20:30 No. 510498 ID: 554f53
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>>509855
You are not a porn actress!! Well... at least you think you're not... But either way, that is incredibly disrespectful and downright rude!
>>509781
You only remember a void and voices talking to you in your head.

Crispy 2013/05/13(Mon)20:31 No. 510500 ID: 554f53
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>>509788
Wait no... you vaguely remember yourself in a suit.
The memory is to fuzzy...

Crispy 2013/05/13(Mon)20:41 No. 510506 ID: 554f53
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>>509772
You check the breifcase

Crispy 2013/05/13(Mon)20:44 No. 510507 ID: 554f53
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...Well...

--OPTIONS--

- READ [If chosen READ option, please specify what is writen]

- GET THE HELL OUT OF HERE

- REMEMBER [LOCKED]

let's get into a bathroom first

Get the hell out of here and read that in private.

Or alternatively, wait around for the cops to inevitably show up, and then ask for help with your nakedness and no memory thing.

CONSUME THE NOTE

ORALLY

Get to a bathroom.

Also, are you dreaming, maybe?

CONSUME THE NOTE

ANALLY

Crispy 2013/05/14(Tue)18:26 No. 510803 ID: d776aa
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>>510562
>>510563
That...uh...isn't really something you want to do.........
Uhm...You... you really don't know if you want to take out a piece of paper that's covered in blood in the middle of thousands of people (even if most of them aren't taking much note of you).
>>510559
You should probably get to the bathroom. Only problem is that you don't know where that is yet!
You should ask someone.

>don't know where the bathroom is yet!
>ask someone?
Um. Aren't there signs? You're in a public place of transit, usually things like the restroom are pretty clearly marked.

Crispy 2013/05/14(Tue)18:35 No. 510809 ID: d776aa
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>>510807
Yes, well, you don't expect someone who has LOST THEIR MEMORY to remember that now do you?

>>510809
Well you seem to remember English, and that a lack of clothes is something to be embarrassed by, and bloody documents shouldn't be waved around in public. How was I supposed to know you didn't remember that bathrooms have signs?

Just look around for one now.

Crispy 2013/05/14(Tue)19:05 No. 510822 ID: d776aa
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You just know some things.

After looking around for a bit, you find a map nearby. Huh, looks like you're closer then you thought.

Well, get ye there, then. Walk as casually as a mostly naked person can in public.

Take off the rest of your clothes.

>>510826
Then consume them. Anally.

>>510827
no that's just... just shut up :V


get into the bathroom.

Crispy 2013/05/15(Wed)16:33 No. 511063 ID: ff7ed5
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>>510825
Don't worry, hun you've got this!

Crispy 2013/05/15(Wed)16:34 No. 511064 ID: ff7ed5
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Yeah, you can do this...

Crispy 2013/05/15(Wed)16:35 No. 511066 ID: ff7ed5
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"DA FUCK YOU LOOKIN' AT PUNK??????"

Crispy 2013/05/15(Wed)16:36 No. 511068 ID: ff7ed5
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>>510826
>>510827

Crispy 2013/05/15(Wed)16:38 No. 511071 ID: ff7ed5
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What a douche... After a few minutes you arrive at the LADY'S RESTROOM. God you look horrid.

Crispy 2013/05/15(Wed)16:39 No. 511072 ID: ff7ed5
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The note seems unharmed.

[What does it say?]

It appears to be a long and boring legal document. It seems to outline the terms for a most unusual transaction.

It seems that whoever signs this document agrees to trade their Life Experiences past, present, and future to some sort of fantastic entity in exchange for 'Experience Enhancing Augmentations'....

This document must be fictitious...

why is your name signed at the bottom?

>what does the note say
...hopefully something relevant.

>God you look horrid.
You appear just dandy to me!

You said at the beginning that this has happened before, when you were going to work. What did you do the last time it happened?

it says you sold your clothes for a soul

its a court order. apparently you are late on a payment (one soul) and you have been summonned by the firms lawers.

Crispy 2013/05/20(Mon)19:39 No. 511784 ID: 0fc6ec
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rolled 1 = 1

---

The Letter States as so:

Official Contract Document belonging to the department of souls (...There's a sign on the corner, but with this much blood) you can't really make out what it looks like.
This document proclaims that LIANNA LAVANDULA, born on the 4th of June in the year of 1986, has agreed to annihilate the contract stating she is behind of the payment of one Witches soul to the Dragon Tamer and Explorer, ALLEXANDRE GRANDE, in trade of one Witches Memory. The payment is blah blah blah...

[If the die is higher then 2, the dragon will appear on the next update(s)]

A/N: remember, this is my 1st quest ever so i dont really know how to use things correctly yet uvu-

Crispy 2013/05/20(Mon)19:40 No. 511786 ID: 0fc6ec
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The rest of it is the legal shit that claims that you have to be returned safely to the place of origin. This HAS to be a prank....You're pretty sure that you're not a witch.......At least... You think you're not...And plus Dragons don't exist!
That's just fucking dumb!!!

There's only one logical course of action, then.

Test witchiness. Try and get magical.

Crispy 2013/05/20(Mon)20:06 No. 511794 ID: 0fc6ec
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Well...Uh, you're still naked...

Breath on the mirror and draw a "Z" with the condensation. Trust the sign of Zeta.

Crispy 2013/05/20(Mon)20:10 No. 511796 ID: 0fc6ec
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>>511787
Yeah, sure, what could possibly go wrong....

Crispy 2013/05/20(Mon)20:11 No. 511797 ID: 0fc6ec
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....This was stupid...

Crispy 2013/05/20(Mon)20:13 No. 511798 ID: 0fc6ec
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This is getting you nowhe-

Crispy 2013/05/20(Mon)20:16 No. 511799 ID: 0fc6ec
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WHAT THE SHIT??????

Next update tomorrow, g'night!

>>511794
Yeah, gotta find you some clothes.

>>511799
Um. Not sure. What shit are you referring to?

Sweet dreams Princess Underpants!

Yo crisps, I drew y'all some fanart!anart!
http://tgchan.org/kusaba/draw/res/17782.html[/spoiler]

>>513825
holy shit holy shit this is my first fanart omg holy shit (freaking out here omfg) thank you wow omg
also sorry for the short hiatus i've been a bit busy lately uvu;

Crispy 2013/06/07(Fri)07:52 No. 514991 ID: 78be54
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So yeah I'm gonna have to fix my computer and idk how long that'll take so.....yeah, no updates (not until next week i think.) Also there's a discussion thread if you guys wanna check it out, so yeah 'm REALLY sorry about not updating :/

Crispy 2013/07/29(Mon)19:24 No. 529411 ID: d63952
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>>511832
You are definitely not dreaming.

...And weren't you supposed to be a wizard?

Huh. Stars. Can we fly, or control or movement? Does anything stand out in this space?

>weren't you supposed to be a wizard?
Witch, dear. Different style of hat, and bag of tricks. Still magic, though.

Quickly retrieve wardrobe from arms.

Crispy 2013/07/29(Mon)20:52 No. 529429 ID: d63952
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>>529420
>>529425
Well if floating around counts as 'movement control'
Eh, wizard, witch, same thing.

Of course, what possible thing of happening!

Crispy 2013/07/29(Mon)20:53 No. 529431 ID: d63952
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....oh....

Crispy 2013/07/29(Mon)21:03 No. 529435 ID: d63952
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it is 1:03am folks so i am going to leave yall with a dress up thingy

Truegreen 2013/07/29(Mon)21:40 No. 529447 ID: fe15d3
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>>529435
Have a GODDAMN SUIT. This GODDAMN SUIT is pretty GODDAMN nice now don't you think?

Archivemod 2013/07/29(Mon)21:42 No. 529448 ID: e1609c
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>>529435
For some reason I feel as if green would go really well with her hair
then again I am a tad colorblind so uh
take that with some salt
Still, here's my proposed design!
The coat is supposed to resemble THIS THING, except green: http://www.wunderbloc.com/images/boutiques/1880/7335_i.jpg

LimeBreaker 2013/07/30(Tue)01:23 No. 529481 ID: 5a5dd4
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Wizard suits never go out of style.

Designed with the help of an intrepid, fashion-oriented committee of IRC bros.

Special thanks go to Sketchy, for their last-minute addition of glorious thigh-highs.

>>529448
BILLOWY CLOACA MUST

>>529481
But yeah voting this.

Suggestion 2013/07/30(Tue)03:04 No. 529489 ID: 885ee8
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I'm pretty sure normal people dress like sexy witches when they go to the subway. Like, 90%.

>>529481
As one of the aforementioned bros, how can I not support this? (Even if I was kind of useless).

>>529489
oooh, likin this one too. Not so sure on the carmen sandiego look tho.