I think they are both a bit to tired to do much.

Does not mean you can't tease him though.

Tell him that's to bad because if someone decided to do something you would be far to tired to bother stopping them.

Then relax and take a nap next to him.

Rynh 2014/07/06(Sun)11:19 No. 583083 ID: 7e0def
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>Tell him that's to bad because if someone decided to do something you would be far to tired to bother stopping them.
See what happens if you encourage him?
"I'm still hurt, you know!" I gasp from getting suddenly kobolded in the chest.
"I know, but so am I." he replies through a mouthful of ear. "It's what you get for invading my bed."
I could totally stop him, if I wanted.

Don't stop him. Complain he's damn lucky he already used up his getting-his-ass-kicked-by-a-dragon quota for the day.

>>583084
seconded

Don't stop him. Encourage him further, try to bugger his own injuries in retaliation.

Crush the breath out of him gently.

I uh... I dunno. Let him be in charge?

I always pictured it more you browbeating him into it the first time. I didn't think he had the balls. Only apt reward is to let him win.

>>583083
Time for tickles.

You might want to come up with some kind of plan if someone walks in- just toss something reasonably heavy that's in reach to block off the door. No, not Jal.

random sexy goodtimes don't really require a plan. Also, I think your team realizes you need a few minutes alone to thank the conquering hero here.

The dragon ass whupping line was all right, give him that one but don't stop him.

Get him to give you back rub or massage.

>>583119
Seconded, with gusto!

Sika 2014/07/07(Mon)20:18 No. 583295 ID: 7e0def
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Are they fighting in there? "I'm gonna beat you up because I like you and I'm five years old." Seriously, they're so hopeless.

>>583295
Odds are they're fucking. Might not want to go in unless you want to see your brother and/or Rynh naked.

>>583295
Yeah... "fighting".

Isn't there a keyhole to peep through?

>>583295
Totally. Not like you. So how's things?

How's Thodren?

Sika 2014/07/07(Mon)20:55 No. 583314 ID: 7e0def
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>Odds are they're fucking.

That's crazy. They'd never work up the nerve.

"Eeee! Don't bite so ha... Ahn~"

That's probably normal...

"Ah, stop! No, wait... Keep going. Aaaaah ah..."

Haha... Completely normal. Nothing to worry about here. I'm just going to go away somewhere else.

"Aah! Gross! You can't be done already..."
"I'm just getting started!"
"Aaaaaaaah!"

Okay, I did not even fucking hear that.

i suggest you walk away, interrupt and Rynh may want to REALLY kill you. not just say it as a joke, but legit make BBQ kobold.

...have cameras been invented yet? Or magic cameras? I think it's time to collect embarrassing blackmail material.

>>583314
But you did hear that fucking. Zing!
She's got that anti-fertility charm though, doesn't she? No problem.

Seriously though, where the heck is Thodren? Did you ditch him, sell him into slavery, eat him?

>>583314
Go find someone to molest.

definitly sneak a peek, this is probably just one of those situations where it sounds like something lewd but in reality is quite innocent

Well if you keep listening the situation will go from lighthearted spying on a sibling to you just being a pervert.

So go bother someone else before you start masturbating at the door.

>>583314
Things will get weird if you get caught peeking.

They will never, ever let you live it down.

hey where's Thodren? think it'd be funny to tell him that Rynh wants to see him and send him on up?

>>583333
Not really, no. See previous comments re: actual murderous rage.

Better really let them be at peace. If there's even the chance that they got the nerve to do something intimate at last, well, you really don't want to disrupt that one, do you? It'd make it even harder for them to go for it again.

You could still spy on them, though. Just make sure they don't see...

Sika, girl, just go get some porn instead of eavesdropping on your brother's confusing situation with that girl. Come on, if they are boning do you really want that image in your head?

>>583325
This, it is surely merely a misunderstanding and you should check just to make sure. There's just no way, right?

>>583314
You need to one-up your bro. Go fuck a Minotaur.

Seems like it's time to walk away, and pretend you were never here.

These two have had a seriously repressed sexual tension going on across multiple instances of time and space. The thing you should be thinking, having known them both since you were all kids, is "It's about fucking time you idiots."

I agree though, never thought your bro would have the balls. You should think up some subtle and snide remark to throw his way next time Ryhn isn't listening.

>>583314
Go hang out with the big dude, he's barely gotten any screen ti-er.. attention since he got mind controlled by cat-bitch.

Peek in you know you want to

Sika 2014/07/10(Thu)20:26 No. 583737 ID: 7e0def
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>Peek in you know you want to
I do not what to see my potentially naked, potentially aroused brother. That is not cool.
They can do what they want. I'm out.

>Go hang out with the big dude
Thodren is kind of weird, because he clearly has no idea how to deal with being in a city and he's also huge.

> Go fuck a Minotaur.
Okay, I am three foot eight and he is clearly around eight feet tall and four hundred plus pounds. How would that even work? The mechanics of this terrify me, but I guess I will go find him, since everyone else is otherwise occupied...

>>583737
Yeah, you'd better go find the big lug before he gets himself into trouble. He's a barbarian and the city is gonna be totally weird and nonsensical to him. He's probably in some sort of trouble already.

>>583737

Just find that one creepy mage in the market. The one with a stall way in the back who giggles a lot and sells "special" ointments and compatibility spells.

Every town big enough has one. With as many half breeds as there are running around you know there parents got help somewhere.

Oh did you leave the stupid magic thing with them? Because if you are carrying it you might get jumped by crazies.

Why are you so skeeved out, anyways? You're a kobold. Giving the tight living conditions, and the rate at which you guys reproduce, this can't be the first time you've been uncomfortably close to family members doing ugly things. You'd thunk after enough exposure you wouldn't need the brain bleach, anymore. Or at least it wouldn't sting so much.

well what else is there for you to do if you don't want to hang out with the big guy?

>>583737

Help the huge cow-man adjust to city life.

The last thing you need is an eight foot tall sucker watching your back.

>>583737
>How would that even work?

Handjobs.

>I am three foot eight and he is clearly around eight feet tall and four hundred plus pounds
Horses are taller when they stand on their hind legs, and they weigh twice as much, yet five feet tall humanoids have been able to make it fit. And they only die occasionally.

Wizard science can make it happen. Because reasons.
Seriously there is a goddamn college of wizards in town. And they're wizards. They'd probably do it just to see if they could. I can practically assure you this would not be the first request like this they've received.
But seriously, whaddaya wanna do? Get drunk? Go shopping? Rake the streets for crazy hermits, cryptic bullshit, and plot hooks?

Why don't you and the minotaur go do another job board job. Good way to waste some time while those two get it out of their system.

>>583826
How long do you suppose they're going to take, anyway? Should we go for a short simple job, like taking care of some outlaw living nearby, or maybe we might want to take a long nation-wide quest?

I mean, there's a LOT they need to get out of their system... you may have a lot of time.

Just the tip

>>583737
Well for starters, you get on top.

MAGIC!
Stretchy magic!:D

>>583737
Well hopefully you haven't been riffling through Rynh's things and happened to peek at a particular book. Anyway you should probably make sure the minotaur isn't getting into trouble while those two settle whatever aggressions they may have.

Just get an easy mission from the board to waste a few hours. Having something to do will make it easier not to think about your brother and Ryhn, making sweet sweet love for those several hours, covered in sweat, grunting, moaning.... like I said, It'll help you not think about it.

Rhyn's dad was together with a dragon, compared to that a minotaur isn't that big.

>>584317
A small dog may fit himself well into a cave of the giants, yet a massive ox may have some trouble entering a rabbit-burrow.

'Tis hardly a comparable situation.

>>584322
...You know there's really only one real response to this.

HEY, SIKA! YOU'RE NOW IMAGINING RYNH'S DAD BONING A FULL SIZED DRAGON!

>>584324
You know she might now mind that.
Sika, how sexy is Rynh's dad on a scale of 1 to 10?

>>583737
Go steal shit. Or mock the goblins in jail.

>>584511
He does have that whole smoking hot grizzled but amiable veteran thing going on, doesn't he?

Sika 2014/08/04(Mon)19:30 No. 588144 ID: 265534
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>various methods of mounting a minotaur
>Rynh's dad humping a dragon
>is Rynh's dad hot?
Ugh... This is a lot to think about before breakfast, but on the other hand, I don't have much of an appetite anymore.

"Are they alright?" Thodren asks, stuffing what looks like most of a whole chicken into his mouth.
"Huh? Oh, yeah. Lots of energy... That's for sure."
"That's good," he mumbles through a full mouth.

>He does have that whole smoking hot grizzled but amiable veteran thing going on, doesn't he?
Oh my god... I do not want to think about whether the guy that would tell us to stop jumping on the couch when we were kids is humpable. Too weird for me. Then if Rynh is my sister because she's with my brother, I'd be her mom for being with her dad, then her dad would be her brother and Jehral would be his own uncle because he'd be his dad's brother...

You know what. I'm not thinking about this anymore.

>>588144
What about Rynh's brother, the dragon? Then you'd just be double-sisters.

Eat your eggs. Then go out and see the sights around town.

Hrrm, you normally work out and whatnot right? What kind of excercises do you do?

>>588144
Ask Thodren if he wants to go out and kill some shit like in a dungeon or something because you got to get stuff out of your head.

You can punch Rynh later for causing all this mental trauma and for putting the possible thought that her dad is hot into your head. She may use your brother as a punching bag but someone should put her in her place and show who's the real alpha of this little group. Your clear dominance has been challenged by her earlier berserk mode and you need to reestablish yours.
But its pretty clear by the fact that your now into her dad because you humored it for a second even longer than Thodren, and the idea of his ass in tight leather armor like he was wearing nothing at all will never leave your head for the next few weeks. Fight and deny it all you want, but it will continue to fester for quite a while until one day, you're completely comfortable with the idea. You're going to see it in every skeleton you bash apart, ever ankle you bite, every evil catgirl you undress. Forever.
It's just so wrong, it's right. That's how it always ends.
Unless you start undressing a lot of catgirls. Then you might develop a catgirl fetish. Those ears, dat tail, that tongue. The meow. That tongue again.

Okay no fuck this shit DUNGEON CRAWL

damn girl you need to get laid, your brother manages to get some and then your mind just goes all over the place.

Oh and do you guys have any plans on what to do next ooorrrr are you guys just waiting for something to happen? Other then your bother getting some I mean?

>>588144
Fuckit. Find something else to do.

Hang out with Theodren for a while. Find something productive to do, like a small job or a dungeon crawl.

You know, no pressure. Nothing special. Just... hanging out.

Also that's not how family relations work: you need to add "in-law" to a bunch of them.

>>588144
Something different to think about:
Magic.
Did any of those books Rynh got on magic make any sense at all to you? Not saying you should sign up for no-pants wizard college, but the burden of being 'the smart one' seems to be on your shoulders.

Fuck this, you need to get away from your crew until the badness has adequately seeped out of your brain.

Go steal something. Something cool but not ultimately valuable, so you can avoid potential problems with the authorities. You know, just for fun, to get your mind off... nothing.

Why are you being so uptight about this. It's not like you haven't been watching the two of them flirt since you were all kids. This is just the logical progression.

Just go do something useful.

Sika 2014/08/09(Sat)10:17 No. 588833 ID: 265534
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Instead of worrying about what Rynh is doing to my brother, I will think about something else.

I don't think we have time for finding and exploring any dungeons. They can't possibly keep going for that long. You need to dedicate to that kind of thing. Probably a whole week, at least.

>Learn magic
Rynh is the closest thing to a magic user we have and she just spews fire everywhere. I wonder if I could learn magic. You don't hear about a lot of kobold mages, but I could probably pull off one of those skimpy sorceress numbers, right?

It's probably not something you can just start doing on your own, though. This might require further investigation.

Well there IS a magic academy in town.

They could probably check for any innate talent you have for it. I got no idea how magic works in this universe.

>You don't hear about a lot of kobold mages
Poison, darkness, fire, transmutations? The darker sides or charms, hexes, curses, trapmancy? There's all kinds of stuff that's thematically appropriate with the sneaking and trapping and stabbing shit.

>It's probably not something you can just start doing on your own, though
Yeah, you need to be touched by a god, or find a book, or a make item, or awaken your potential, or some bullshit like that.

...hey. Try bugging Rynh's freaky dragon elf bro. He's a dragon who makes himself look like an elf. He must know something about magic shit. And he'll be hiding somewhere nearby to see if crazy people try to kill her again. Go find him and sneak up on him.

well if you want to just see what your options are for possible spell slinging in the future why not check out the magic academy that you kinda saved a few days ago? I mean you're not doing anything else right now, your group has no plans on what to do after Rynh and your brother finally get out of bed. Don't see why you shouldn't go to the magic academy. If nothing else it will give you something to do.

>>588833
Probably dont hear alot about Kobold mages because they're secretive and cunning.

As for Rynh... she barely had the patience to have a new weapon made for her before she started looking for trouble. If she does pick up any magic, it will likely be about as subtle as the Goblin Incident.

Besides, Rynh is Rynh. If she learns magic, fine. This is you. Learning magic that will help your friends is a big plus, but learning magic that will help Sika isn't exclusive to that.

Hey, you know whats a REALLY awesome school to pair with your skills?
The Illusion school.
Fuck conjury, destruction, or healing (though to be honest healing is pretty bitchin too.)

If you learn magic than you can probably eventually get invisibility. Invisibility is cheating at stealth, and cheating is great.

Are there any ambitions you've had in life that you haven't gotten around to working toward?

>>588833
If by "investigation" you mean "steal a wizard book and try stuff" then I agree.

Learning magic would probably just take a lot of time, money, and dedication. That's probably the main reasons for why not everyone learns it. I mean sure it would be handy to be a blacksmith, but most people don't bother becoming one, do they?

If you really want to be a cute little sorceress, magician or witch then go for it. It's not like you'd be stepping on Rynh's toes. She'll just learn better ways to blow things up. There's a place for divination, illusions and the more clever magics. You could even create magic stuff and get rich.

>>589064
Good idea. Healing and summoning would be nice too.

Sure. But first, figure out why your right forearm is so shrunken. You may be under a curse already.

>>588833
NEVER dress like a mage. Mages are extremely important targets in a fight - if you're sporting a huge neon sign that says 'I'M A WIZARD' they'll go for you first. Dress like a rogue.

>>589255

Really. A thief's armor works just as well for reagent pockets.

Sika 2014/08/16(Sat)22:23 No. 589781 ID: 265534
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>>589255
I will probably keep that in mind, unless I see some mage outfit that looks good on me. Then all bets are off. What's the point if I don't get to wear the silly clothes?

>>589041
That is so racist. I don't even know where to start with you.

>>588836
I have no idea how to do that. It might help though. I should go to the school, be the coolest kid. Shove nerds in lockers... with magic. It'll be great.

I dunno. Those guys at the college really didn't seem to know what they were doing. And they still might be miffed about the damage from the fight the last time you guys where there.

I still wanna bother elf-dragon bro.

>>589781
>What's the point if I don't get to wear the silly clothes?
Gaining the power to shoot lightning from your fingers is well worth the trade-off of not painting a bright neon target on yourself.

>That is so racist. I don't even know where to start with you.
Well, do you know where you can acquire one legitimately?

Even if the college seemed kinda useless, they'd have primers there. And wizard duds.

Might as well ask Rynh's brother first if you can get a hold of him though. He might have some useful advice.

Rynh made some "friends" with those wizards in the college when she showed them that rock the cultists are after. Maybe you can sweet talk your way into getting lessons from one of them.

If you wait until those two are done boning you could bug Rynh for a introduction. Or you could just go over now and see if you can take advantage of the recent attack to look around.

Go trespass on Academy property.

>>589781
It's not a race thing; it's an adventurer thing. Y'all thieves.

>>589781
Awesome. Now we are on our way to getting a legit mage in the party, not just a berserker that can breath fire.

Sika 2014/08/24(Sun)15:20 No. 591029 ID: 265534
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After giving Rynh some time to recover from her injuries and making sure there's isn't any naked flailing going on, I inform her of my well thought out and not at all spur of the moment plan to become a wizard or sorcerer or something like that.

After a bit of badgering about the whole deal, we hobble over the academy again and after assuring them we aren't going to wreck up the place again, we can get down to business.
The next semester starts in about a month. I can totally learn some basic stuff before that and then be well on my way to twisting reality to my whim by winter.

"I don't know. This sounds really expensive." Rynh says.

"If she passes aptitude testing, it's twenty-two thousand seta per year." Galaf tells her.
"Okay, yeah. That's pretty expensive." Rynh replies.

"No way, it's an investment. You need a badass wizard-type on your side. I could be a badass wizard." I tell her, "I'll pay you back in no time, once I'm all awesome. Besides, you got my brother. You owe me."

"If I say yes, will you stop pawing at my sore arm and not talk about that in front of other people anymore?" she sighs.

"Deal! Don't worry about a thing. This is clearly the best idea. You just need to survive without me for a while."

"It'll be a challenge, but I guess I'll try."

>>591029
Sounds good. Time for aptitude testing!

Sika 2014/08/24(Sun)15:27 No. 591031 ID: 265534
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Now that that's settled, Rynh and the others are going to keep going and I'm going to have to buckle down and study, so I can be good enough to get out there again. It kind of sucks, but taking the time to pick up some useful skills is better than tagging along and being a burden.
I finally got my hands on Rynh's magic book. Not a lot of effect just yet, but I'm sure chapter two will yield better results. Just got to keep going until classes start and I start really learning stuff.
The first time I went to that academy was pretty interesting, but I doubt there will be as many explosions next time.

>I doubt there will be as many explosions next time.

Well it really depends on what type of magic the students learn, how powerful they are, and how much control they got. So don't lose hope yet kid.

>twenty-two thousand seta per year
>you got my brother. You owe me.
...wait, does this mean you're now effectively whoring your brother out for 22k a pop.

You're not a wizard, you're a pimp!

>>591050

they both get cool hats, though

>>591072
Wizard pimp!

>>591050
The two aren't mutually exclusive

Wizard Pimp DOES seem the best carreer path.

>>591031

If there aren't a lot of explosions, you're not wizarding right.