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499893 No. 499893 ID: b14a46

Hi, I'm Pisk. I've been constipated for the past three weeks. What should I do to pass the time between now and my next bowel movement?

I'm on the toilet again.
There is a sloppy November 2009 magazine to my left. Shampoo bottles line the bathtub rim a few feet away. A sink is to my right.
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No. 499895 ID: fcb191

Let me guess the doctors do nothing
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No. 499896 ID: ec6d1b

buy an enema. they feel pretty liberating once you get used to them.
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No. 499897 ID: 252e1b

Oh man a quest about someone's butt.

Eat more fiber.
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No. 499898 ID: d6ef5d

>What should I do to pass the time between now and my next bowel movement?
Retrieve laptop, visit tgchan.org
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No. 499899 ID: b14a46

Ah! Here we go! My laptop. I just ordered the enema. It looks like it is going to be a while...

tgchan? Nah, I can't draw worth shit. I need something to do...I'm soooo bored....
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No. 499904 ID: b59bfb

We really need to advise this person on what do do while shitting... Fine, is there a girl around, if you're soooo bored then get a blumpkin. If you are not feeling horny, start listing to music or drinking juice...mmmmmmmmmmm... juice
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No. 499954 ID: eaf2f5

Google home made enema and be sure to pick the seediest looking website and follow its instructions.
This plan cannot fail
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No. 499955 ID: 15c312

fuck that, just stick the shower head up your ass.
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No. 499973 ID: 440525

>>499955
That, that's actually a good idea!
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No. 500024 ID: b14a46
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I'm not doing that again....
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No. 500027 ID: 08005b

... again?
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No. 500039 ID: 15c312

...buy a smaller shower head. jegus.
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No. 500121 ID: 2de44c

Are you stuck in the bathroom or can you go places and do stuff
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No. 500225 ID: 24947d

Maybe just head out to a store, buy some prune juice and an enema there?
Not like you're getting any progress here, after all.
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No. 500226 ID: 78d207

If you're willing to stick a fucking huge shower-head up your arse, then put on a latex glove and take the shit out manually.
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