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Hey, lookit that! You wrote your name on your shirt in case you forget. It's even upside down, so you can read it.

Your name is Esi!

-.:XXAlphaPenisDragonOmega1998XX:.-

Alex

Arcturus Nimrod the Triumphant, Ruler of all Silaxia

Minnie.

Cinnamon 2013/02/28(Thu)21:18 No. 496965 ID: eba327
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Your name is ESI, as it seems you have written down on your shirt at some earlier point in time.
You look around the room. There is not a lot here.
What will you do?
(The fourth wall is an empty wall. There is nothing there)

There appears to be a sword and gun on the floor behind you! Claim them for yourself, name them, and equip them.

Then see if the door is unlocked. (It never is. But we should try!).

There is also a button above the sword n gun. Press it with wild abandon!

don't forget to see if the door is locked or not, it would be nice to just walk out of here if you wanted.

>>496965
Look around for a GEP gun instead. Swords and pistols are for chumps and Secreta Secretorum employees.

PUSH BOTTAN

Lick the fourth wall. Liiiiick it.

Masturbate furiously.

Grab and load the gun, grab the sword, and investigate the tiny grate.
Don't press any buttons yet.

Cinnamon 2013/03/02(Sat)23:02 No. 497450 ID: eba327
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You check if the door is unlocked. It is. However there is just a vertical tunnel on the other side. You kind of doubt you could survive the fall.

Cinnamon 2013/03/02(Sat)23:03 No. 497451 ID: eba327
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You try to the load the gun. You totally can't.

Cinnamon 2013/03/02(Sat)23:04 No. 497452 ID: eba327
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Frustrated, you hit the button. You hear a fan starting up somewhere in the distance. Warm air flows out of the vent.

>>497450
wait, what is that window to your left

slip the god damn clip into the gun and pick up that bad-ass sword.

>>497451
Well, grab the sword, at least! Any idiot can load a sword. Because you don't have to load a sword. They come locked and loaded and ready to hurt things.

>>497452
CAST YOURSELF INTO THE DEEPS

>Equip Sword
>Exit Room

BECOME LORD OF THE DEEPS

RULE OVER THE DEEPS FOR A THOUSAND YEARS

Now wait a minute. There's something to your left in the shaft. Examine that carefully before you go making any hasty decisions.
At least take the gun with you even if you can't load it, because you may find someone who can.

Suggestion 2013/03/03(Sun)09:24 No. 497528 ID: 0909a0
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>>497451
oh geez it's not hard.

1. check to see if there are any bullets in the magazine. if not you're gonna have to find some and load them manually, one by one.
2. make sure the safety lever is engaged.
3. insert the magazine by pushing upward into hand grip until you hear a clicking noise indicating magazine has locked in place.
4. Pull back slide on top of barrel to load bullet into the firing chamber.

THERE, YOU'RE DONE!

when you actually want to shoot, you'll need to
5. Disengage the safety by pushing down on safety lever at top, rear of gun.
6. Aim down the sight at the target.
7. Place pointing finger onto trigger ONLY when you're sure you have a target and are ready to shoot. this is important. never place your finger anywhere near the trigger unless you want to shoot and kill someone and you're sure you're aiming at that someone and not at your leg or something.
8. Pull trigger one time for each shot you fire.

CONGRATULATIONS! YOU JUST RUINED SOMEONE'S DAY!
now please, for the love of god, re-engage the safety lever!

thanks wikihow for the original images

Cinnamon 2013/03/07(Thu)20:33 No. 498643 ID: 014d53
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You try putting the thing in with your newfound knowledge. It still doesn't go in. You have a feeling these things aren't supposed to go together anyway.

Cinnamon 2013/03/07(Thu)20:34 No. 498644 ID: 014d53
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You decide you're going to go ahead and jump down the thing. The shaft.
You equip the sword and tuck the gun and other thing in your skirt.

[ANIMATED] Cinnamon 2013/03/07(Thu)20:35 No. 498645 ID: 014d53
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YOU BUST THROUGH THE DOOR AND INTO THE wait this isn't the same room even.
WAIT what happened to the door you are confused.

The button did it, obviously.

Red door.

ok so the button you push activated some kind of elevator and the door lead to the elevator shaft. Ok then moving on to the next thing on the to do list. Red normal means stop so either that door is locked or bad things await you if you go in green normally means go so that door is probably unlocked so try that one first.

Huh the button actually changed colors and moved position. It was above the pipe as red, now its blow and green.

Anyway lets do this methodically. Green First. Then red.

Yes you are on an elevator, going upwards very quickly. The way you came in is on the shaft below you. The only way you can successfully plunge to your death is to punch through the floor. You know what you must do.

Go through the green door, but make sure that you are swinging your sword around as fast as possible. For safety.

Cinnamon 2013/03/09(Sat)20:59 No. 499239 ID: 014d53
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You go through the green door. There is a dude on a couch around the corner. He doesn't seem to notice you.

Wave your hand in front of his face. If that doesn't work, try poking him.

I don't suppose his name is written on his shirt?

whats that lever above his head

Fuck his brains out.

Give him anal

Play with that red thermostat on the wall. That dude might come out of his catatonic state once he senses someone messing with his A/C.

Slowly lean forward and lick his face.

Touch his eyeballs.