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491852 No. 491852 ID: b53faa

Time for something dumb
Your name is Wingsnake.
You are going to have an ADVENTURE!
It has neem several years since the last of your kind was born, and as the prophecy foretold you would have to go on a mission!
A mission to SAVE THE WORLD!

Now if only you knew where to start...
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No. 491893 ID: b53faa
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491893

>>491888
>Crunch!
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No. 491894 ID: 76b151

Good job, you have succeeded in your quest for lunch. Now to find someone who will help you in your quest for evil.

Err did I say evil? I meant fighting evil. ahaha ... ha
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No. 491896 ID: 5d98c3

I don't even fucking know. Look for minor shoplifters, demand they pay fines proportionate to what they stole, and if they refuse, DEVOUR THEM.
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No. 491900 ID: 4a328b

EVIL HAS BEEN VANQUISHED

PEACE SHALL SURELY RETURN TO THESE LANDS NOW

GO HOME AND REST FOR 1000 YEARS
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No. 491901 ID: 908c2d

Hmm. Well, I suppose if he was a criminal, he's no longer in a position to do any crime.

...is he still alive enough to interrogate? Heros are usually supposed to stop just sort of killing villains. Unless there are cliffs or other moral grey areas involved to deflect the guilt.
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No. 492015 ID: a7824f

>>491893
did his eyebrows evolve?
why does a snake have eyebrows?
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No. 492016 ID: b53faa
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492016

>>492015
>>491901
>>491900
>>491896
>>491894
MISSION ACCOMPLISHED! EVIL HAS BEEN DEFEATED!
And my eyebrows are the EYEBROWS OF JUSTICE! They give me SUPER POWERS!
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No. 492017 ID: 76b151

well clean the blood off your mouth and lets go look for more evil to eat.

I mean vanquish.
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No. 492036 ID: 5d98c3

>>492016
FOOL. Instead, we must GROW. GROW HUGE. Eat all the things, and grow LARGER. LARGENESS will grant us STRENGTH with which to DOMINATE ALL LIFE Conquer evil.
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No. 492039 ID: 908c2d

>They give me SUPER POWERS!
Which ones?
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No. 492061 ID: b53faa

this isn't over yet, the next bit is just taking a little bit! expect it later this week, yo.
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No. 492345 ID: b53faa

the next update is coming thursday or friday guys!
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No. 492933 ID: b53faa
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492933

meanwhile, miles above the surface of whatever planet this happens to be...
oh.
Now that IS interesting, a class forty-nine interceptor. Those are supposed to be impenetrable, what could POSSIBLY have caused that?
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No. 492935 ID: 78c6ea

Wingsnake, notice the growing shadow around you, and look up at the last second.
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No. 492953 ID: b53faa
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492953

>spot check failed. The ship decimates your pitiful snake physique.

Oh dear, it looks like our previous protagonist died on us.
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No. 492955 ID: 9ee360

EYEBROWS OF POWER- attach yourself to your NEW HOST.
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No. 492959 ID: b53faa
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492959

Well, shoot! What should we do now, then?
>reroll character?
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No. 492983 ID: 5d98c3

>>492959
ARGONIAN SPACE ASSASSIN.
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No. 492984 ID: 6a1838

ARCHIVEMOD = CHARACTER
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No. 492999 ID: 5d98c3
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492999

rolled 317 = 317

>>492983
NO WAIT, ABOLETH SPACE ACE.

C'mon guys, don't you want to be a gelatinous aquatic space ace?
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No. 493005 ID: 6a1838

>>492999
I'd go for all suggestions to morph together into one super character.
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No. 493008 ID: 5d98c3

rolled 509 = 509

>>493005
A gelatinous Argonian Archivemod with psychic powers from another dimension who is also a Space Ace?

Just typing thta mke hedmeets fel nu gud.
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No. 493009 ID: 9ee360

>Well, shoot! What should we do now, then?
I told you. The eyebrows of justice need to attach themselves to a new host.
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No. 493070 ID: 78c6ea

Another WingSnake!
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No. 493121 ID: 5d98c3

>>493070
No, please, not again!
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No. 493134 ID: 91c1b3

A f-cking giant spider
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No. 493138 ID: 389f2b

Something eye-brow compatible, to be sure. Perhaps an octopus?
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No. 493193 ID: f305b9

>>493138
Octosnake or octopus with eyebrow tentacles
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No. 493209 ID: 5d98c3

>>493193
So an Aboleth with eyebrows?
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No. 493300 ID: b53faa

>ERROR: input commands not valid
>REASON: Entities described nowhere near focal point
>SUGGESTED ALTERNATIVES: Ship Pilot, a small bird, the EYEBROW units
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No. 493301 ID: 78c6ea

small bird
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No. 493302 ID: 9ee360

Eyebrows: attach yourself to small bird. Or the pilot, or the plane, whatever.
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No. 493304 ID: 5d98c3

>>493302
I'm fine as long as its' a Space Ace.
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No. 493438 ID: f305b9

bird
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No. 493522 ID: 6a1838

A flying eyebrow, in memory of Wingsnake (2/10/2013 - 2/14/2013)
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No. 494891 ID: b53faa
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494891

>Searching...
>Searching...
>NEW PROTAGONIST LOCATED!
>Designation: Anonymous Avian
>Status: Calm, stupid.
>ENTER QUERY/COMMAND
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No. 494892 ID: 9ee360

EQUIP EYEBROWS, STUPID.
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No. 494894 ID: b53faa
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494894

>Attempting to locate EYEBROW units...
>Attempt successful. Current location: three miles due south.
>Error: Anonymous Avian does not understand the concept of EYEBROWS, and does nothing.
>Reformat command?
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No. 494896 ID: 76b151

Head towards tasty worms to the south.
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No. 494898 ID: b53faa
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494898

>>494896
"FOODFOODFOODFOODFOODFOOD"
>Command line successful.
>Enter query/command:
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No. 494901 ID: b53faa
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494901

>Anonymous Avian has taken flight.
>Autopilot engaged.
>Flight duration Estimate: 30 minutes.

>Enter Query:
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No. 494905 ID: c92d04

>>494901
Destruct sequence 1, code 1-1 A.

Code zero zero zero. Destruct. Zero.
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No. 494910 ID: 9ee360

>>494905
What? No.

Ignore the saboteur, and continue flying south in search of delicious (eyebrow) pudding, Okasan.
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No. 494978 ID: 78c6ea

LAY EGG IS TRUE!
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No. 494996 ID: b53faa

>>494905
>>494910
>>494978
>Autopilot is currently ACTIVE. Commands are not responsive until the Autopilot is disengaged.
>Alternative found: Enter Query.
[spoier] This means ask questions, dorks. Commands are gonna be inactive for a few panels, consider these 'exposition breaks.'
Choo chooo.[/spoiler]
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No. 495025 ID: c92d04

>>494996
Where can we find a protagonist with more brain power than a three-watt bulb?
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No. 495044 ID: 91c1b3

What is your prime directive?
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No. 495108 ID: b53faa

>Wher to locate a smarter host: Seek out pilot of crashed space ship.
>alternative: find EYEBROW units.
>>495044
>Prime directive: Location and transmission of commands to chosen subject, commonly referred to as "mental suggestion" due to the frequency of commands not taking hold as desired.

>Estimated flight time remaining: 20 minutes.
>Enter Query
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No. 495109 ID: 9ee360

>Enter Query
...could we just time skip to the dumb bird reaching the crash site already?
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No. 495110 ID: b53faa

>>495109
>Skipping cutscene...
Gonna cut it here this week, folks. next update is next thursday, same as usual.
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