Anthony Foster

You are the blue sporkman doodle of the land of legos and overly large images.

your name is FRANK DILDO, and you are currently masturbating furiously to whatever is on your computer screen without realizing we can see you from the other side.

Osmosis James

Richard Wiener.

>>484981

Frank it's time to become a family man and take over the world. Best you put on some pants first though. After you finish up.

i second FRANK DILDO.

Mc. Ready
And you are NOT ready
Fix this

>>484981

sounds good.

Jon Legbart

>>484981
Yep.

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Your name isn't FRANK DILDO, and you weren't masturbating.
Your name is ANTHONY FOSTER, and you wonder to yourself why you aren't masturbating.
Oh, right, this isn't your house and you have no idea how you got here, that's why.

>>485596
Well, a pseudo-godlike being has repurposed some of its race's toys for children into a sort of domicile for you. Said being took a picture of the domicile, drew you into it, and uploaded the whole thing onto the Internet as an interactive comic sort of thing. Other beings of this race, also known as us, are speaking to you. We will ask you for information, give you advice and nonsensical command, and possibly bond with you in a strange way as we seek entertainment.

You were DATE RAPED. A charming, handsome man slipped ROHYPNOL into your drink last night, it seems. This must be his house.

bang on console

go harvest blocks.

Contemplate the amount of pain your back is in after a full body lego massage. It's pretty bad to step on one of those- I can only imagine what it feels like to sleep on all those hard little bumps.

build something with legos i dunno

Better start masturbating. FRANK DILDO knows how to EARN his title.

Exit door after looking out window.

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You bonk the SHIT out of the console.

Nothing happens.

Cinnamon 2013/01/31(Thu)11:52 No. 489152 ID: eba327
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You can't leave through the door, because the bed is in the way!

take bed apart.

You sure you can't open that? It's hard to tell what style of lego door that is from this angle, but a lot of them can be opened both ways. (Push or pull).

PUSH MORE BUTTONS ON CONSOLE

Pull the orange cover off that dangerous looking button.

How about the window? You look thin enough to get through it if it opens.

take off the window

exit through the window

I bet a little fapping will clear your mind up and make the solution obvious, FRANK.