>>539392
>National Soldier: Lose focus on containing the soon-to-be riot due to the disturbing mental images brought on by the banter of these homoerotic manly-men, who are currently punching this city into swiss-cheese.

Plague 2013/11/03(Sun)22:33 No. 546583 ID: 45217c
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>A moment of silence for National Soldier's dearly departed patience, please.

<Soldier>: Sergeant, we -

<Sergeant>: ...!...

Plague 2013/11/03(Sun)22:33 No. 546584 ID: 45217c
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>John & Nayda: Continue your pointless, entirely ineffectual fighting.

<Nayda>: Ha ha! Yeah! Finally an excuse to smash through walls!

<John>: You've never needed an excuse, asshole!

Plague 2013/11/03(Sun)22:33 No. 546585 ID: 45217c
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>Soldier: set up a new perimeter. A BIG one.

<Sergeant>: All right, everyone. Let's not have any repeats of last time. I know everyone's excited, but let's form a nice orderly, corpse-free perimeter. Sir. Sir! Please move away from the explodable truck, sir.

<Soldier>: Sir, the fires have started earlier than normal.

<Sergeant>: Oh, damn it! Is that semi pulling fuel tankers?

Plague 2013/11/03(Sun)22:34 No. 546586 ID: 45217c
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Meanwhile:

<Ram>: Trying pulling up your shirt! It really helps with the bugs in your mouth thing!

<Jael>: I'll pass.

<Ram>: So we can run fast and we're super strong, right? What else can we do? Can we fly?

<Jael>: No.

Plague 2013/11/03(Sun)22:34 No. 546587 ID: 45217c
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>Jael: Figure out precisely how John has fucked up this time.

<Ram>: How fast is this anyway!? Can we go faster? Hey! I can see something! What's -

<Jael>: Oh, god. Not again. Yes! Faster! Please. God damn it, John.

Plague 2013/11/03(Sun)22:34 No. 546588 ID: 45217c
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<Nayda>: Hey, let's hit each other with these propane tanks!

<John>: Okay!

<Sergeant>: Not in the lumber mill!

Jael: Hurry to the lumber mill to prevent further collateral damage.

>>546588
Well. John became... different since becoming immortal. Alright, well, Sergeant, work on evacuating the civilians from the blast radius from the imminent saw-dust explosion.

John, please remember that you USED to be a disciplined, relatively sane human being and take care not to level the area you're "liberating".

Plague 2013/11/30(Sat)03:42 No. 550351 ID: 45217c
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<Sergeant>: This is just what I needed today! Getting spat on by Nayda's fool of a brother; that disaster on the fringe - once that hits the general public, we're toast.

> Sergeant, work on evacuating the civilians from the blast radius from the imminent saw-dust explosion.

<Soldier>: Everyone's been moved back. We confiscated a couple cameras. Amazed anyone was rich enough to own one. These shows of theirs have been -

<Sergeant>: I know! I know.

Plague 2013/11/30(Sat)03:43 No. 550352 ID: 45217c
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<Sergeant>: We could confiscate their eyeballs and there'd be no saving us this time. The hell's gotten into them?

<Soldier>: Nayda just doesn't care. Law probably thinks the publicity will do him good, for some reason.

<Sergeant>: Might have something to do with that Legislater... Fuck it, no time to worry about that! Go make sure we've got a clear path for the trucks to get through! Maybe we won't lose any historical monuments this time.

Plague 2013/11/30(Sat)03:43 No. 550353 ID: 45217c
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<Nayda>: You're in a good mood today! Too bad I'm here to piss you off!

<John>: No, you... ugh... dumbass...!

Plague 2013/11/30(Sat)03:43 No. 550354 ID: 45217c
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<John>: I'm always pissed off!

Plague 2013/11/30(Sat)03:43 No. 550355 ID: 45217c
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> Hurry to the lumber mill to prevent further collateral damage.

<Jael>: Damn it... The hell is John thinking this time... Stay hidden. It was hard enough ducking the patrols.

<Ram>: Isn't that the guy you're friends with? John?

<Jael>: He might say that...

Plague 2013/11/30(Sat)03:43 No. 550356 ID: 45217c
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<Ram>: Whoa, he's in a lot of trouble!

<Jael>: Isn't he always.

<Ram>: Let's get down there and help!

<Jael>: No, let's not - h-hey! Hey!

Ok. Sooo Jael, you know what's going on, the two idiots are at it again.
Ram is about to be an idiot and get caught in the center of that.
Now...You COULD try and prevent that. But chances are, that's not going to work, and you'll just get dragged into things...
Hey, those soldiery guys and the civilians, maybe try and help keep them back and away from this instead.

Fuck it. Jael, help those poor innocent Nationalist Deathtroopers minimize collateral damage by moving explosive fuel tanks out of the Zone of Total Destruction.

Get out of there Jael before you catch the contagious excitement too!

Tackle that little shit at soon as possible.

Plague 2014/01/18(Sat)11:15 No. 558220 ID: 45217c
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> Tackle that little shit at soon as possible.

<Ram>: Yeah! Ha ha!

<Jael>: Come back here, you idiot!

Plague 2014/01/18(Sat)11:16 No. 558222 ID: 45217c
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<Soldier>: Hey, is somebody still in there!?

> Get out of there Jael before you catch the contagious excitement too!

> Chances are, that's not going to work, and you'll just get dragged into things...

> Fuck it.

<Jael>: Shit... Too late for them... Time to blend in with the scenery.

Plague 2014/01/18(Sat)11:16 No. 558223 ID: 45217c
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<John>: This is going to really make the headlines tomorrow, you know!

<Nayda>: You want everybody to see the fun we've been having lately, huh!?

<John>: Looks like your last braincell finally changed gears.

<Nayda>: I'm not that dumb! I just don't give a shit!

Plague 2014/01/18(Sat)11:16 No. 558224 ID: 45217c
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Boom!

<Ram>: Hey!

Plague 2014/01/18(Sat)11:16 No. 558225 ID: 45217c
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<Ram>: Which one of you is John!?

<John>: Right here.

<Nayda>: Get out of here, kid! Being on fire sucks! Besides, this is a two man dance!

Plague 2014/01/18(Sat)11:16 No. 558226 ID: 45217c
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<Ram>: No way, bald guy!

<Nayda>: What!? Bald!? I - ! Oh wait, yeah. Yeah, I forgot.

<Ram>: John, I'm here to help you... to save the world!

Plague 2014/01/18(Sat)11:17 No. 558227 ID: 45217c
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<John and Nayda>: Pfft! Ha ha ha!

>>558227
Convince them with punches.

Ram: Sooo what's so funny?

John: start explaining-
Nayda: punch him away, start explaining your side-
Back and forth until Ram get's fed up and punches them.
Cue more laughter from John and Nayda because punching doesn't work.

>>558271
This. This seems so natural for all parties involved.

Headbutt one and punch the other. Prove yourself to be RAM!

Cue Youthful Indignation, signifying a future Signpost Of Personal Growth!

No, it didn't die. Yet. Plague 2014/05/26(Mon)06:24 No. 575966 ID: 45217c
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> Sooo what's so funny?

<John and Nayda>: Ha ha ha!

<Ram>: Qualius must have made me funnier, too. I didn't even think I told a joke...

Plague 2014/05/26(Mon)06:24 No. 575967 ID: 45217c
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<Ram>: Wait! No, that wasn't funny! What's the deal, Hamchunks!? Old man!?

<John>: Well, kid, ya see -

<Nayda>: Ha ha!

Plague 2014/05/26(Mon)06:25 No. 575968 ID: 45217c
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<John>: You ass! I'll punch you in the balls for that!

<Nayda>: Ha ha! Try it! They're tougher than you'd think! ...Kind of worries me sometimes, actually!

<Ram>: Don't worry, old man! I'll save you! Hrr!

Plague 2014/05/26(Mon)06:25 No. 575969 ID: 45217c
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> Convince them

<John>: I told you, mother fucker! I told you!

<Nayda>: I barely feel it! Ha ha! I - !

<Ram>: Haa!

Plague 2014/05/26(Mon)06:25 No. 575970 ID: 45217c
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[CLONG!]

<John and Nayda>: ...!...

Plague 2014/05/26(Mon)06:25 No. 575971 ID: 45217c
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<Ram>: Take that, Beefman!

Plague 2014/05/26(Mon)06:26 No. 575974 ID: 45217c
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Punch! Punch! Punch! Punch! Punch! Punch!

Plague 2014/05/26(Mon)06:26 No. 575975 ID: 45217c
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Punch! Punch! Punch!

<Jael>: I'm so tired.

Punch! Punch!

I just got here and I really don't know whats going on but I feel a severe lack of punches in this thread.

Talk less, punch more, make sure everyone knows your name

So... I'm just gonna say that this is probably not how it's supposed to go and maybe, just maybe, you will have to think a little non-laterally if you want to get a conversation in with these beefbrains.

So... punch them in morse code, maybe? Bet them that you're faster than either of them and run them up a mountain, chit-chatting on the way? You really need to get the tights guy distracted or away from John if you want to have a talk with him. That, and get John to stop hitting you.

Jael: I recommend catharsis.

National Sergeant: Oh, hey, a chair, a drink and some apparently equally miserable and fed-up female company. Commiserate while watching the spectacle of John, Nayla and whoever-the-fuck this new guy is.

Do you know of anything John likes as much as repeatedly punching that you could bring up to get his attention?

>>575975
So Jael, you've seen this happen before. About when does it stop? Maybe you could find a firetruck and hose them down?

>>575975
Jael, they are like children, thus use things children like (such as Ice Cream) to distract them (temporarily). Eventually they'll forget and just leave or get an ice cream headache.

If this riot hasn't gotten serious attention from the government, it will now.
Look who's arrived! High-level riot control and other nationalist troops. Time for big brother to put on his stomping boots to snuff these flames.
Jael: Might be a good time to scram. You should try to at least grab the attention of John or Ram, or just haul ass outta there yourself.

>>575975

And then everyone had an orgy.

Cheer up Jael, this is a good thing. No way they can cover this up, so now everyone is gonna know about you and John and Nadya. It's gonna shake things up.

While we are talking to you, do you know a guy who called himself Burns? Like you, only found out about it after meeting you though? Military guy.