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>Begin.
You wake up.
You have no clue what happened or where you are.

I... oh God, have mercy on my soul... I didn't seed my torrents. I NEVER SEEDED MY TORRENTS! DEAR GOD, I'M A MONSTER!

Well look around, or feel around you if you can't see anything.

Say hello to the man. Ask him his name.

>>480157
Say: "You know those 'Do Not Remove Under Penalty of Law' tags they put on mattresses? Well, I took one of them... AND TORE IT OFF!"

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>Say hello to the man. Ask him his name.
"Hello, I am what the living call Death."

>Confess sins of evil sorts.
"I never ask for those and I doubt you think those are the worst things you have done in your life.
Or do you not remember?"

I don't remember a single thing. Do you mind bringing me up to speed?

nope, nothing.

Man, Death, you look bummed out. What's up, brotha?

Hug Death

>Hug death
This is clearly both the best and the only logical course of action.

I punched a guy once, but I'm pretty sure he totally deserved it.

>>480224
Huuuuuug.

>>480209

"Do you mind if I hug you?"

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>I don't remember a single thing. Do you mind bringing me up to speed?
He sighs heavily.
"This only makes the process longer.
I really can't tell you much beyond that a.) you are dead and b.) you were a Russian immigrant named Yeva in life. But the latter is useless information now."
>You look sad, may I hug you?
"No.
No, you may not."

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>Hug him anyway
"Oh...okay"
Why do I have the feeling you guys are trying to ship Yeva with Death.

Well now that we have broken the ice ask death how to we return to life? Also ask him how did we die.

Ask if we can hang out
Death seems like a cool guy

>This only makes the process longer.
Well, it's not like we were in a rush, anyways.

okay, what now? board games?

Yeah, considering we're dead, I don't see any reason to be in a rush. What happens now?

Choke his bony throat and ride him like a stallion.

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>How do I return to life?
"It's a secret. Figure it out yourself."
>How did I die?
"I can't tell you, that'd be cheating"
>Well what now?
"You begin the trails. You need to know how and why you died then you can move on.
Open your inventory. That's your pipe in the first slot. Whenever you need a break or a tip for the trials, use it and I'll teleport you back here.
Anything else before you begin?"

"you sure i can't beat you in some contest to come back to life?"

if not then i think we are good for now, through the door.

compliment him on his badass cane and go through the door.

Try getting that mirror from above the door, it could come handy.

>>480318
Alright, I think we're good.

Steal his cane! Yoink and run!

>>480368
Don't do this.
>>480343
Do this unless he says not to.

Oh hey, you have something in your pocket.

Check it out, then ask Death what the rules are, if telling you how you died is cheating.

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>Get mirror
You grab the mirror while standing on the tip of your toes.
"Yes you can take that."
>I like your cane.
"Thank you, I like it too."
>Check pocket.
That's your pipe, safe and sound... You hope.
>So what are the 'rules' of these trails?
"You yourself must find out what happened, who you were, and come to terms with it. Beyond that everything is free game.
Oh, yes. Be careful."

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>Go through door
More like Death shoves you through.
And you keep falling
and
falling
and falling...

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>Land.
Ow.

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>Look around.
You get on your knees and check the your surroundings.
No one seems to be here but you sure don't remember this place.

Well, get up, poke around in the desk, and read the signs.

>Oh, yes. Be careful.
Wait, we're already dead. What do we have to be careful of? Are their possible fates worse than death here, Death? Death? Deeeeaaaath!?

Well your in a hospital or doctors office. Check the desk in front of you for anything interesting. Maybe an appointment book will have your name in it.

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>Search desk
Two of the drawers open easily.
The top has a locked book titled 'names', a stapler, and a pen.
The bottom drawer has a piece of paper with 'beware' written on it. Under the warning has a crudely drawn picture of what looks like a spider with five legs.
To the right are three locked drawers all with strange looking locks.
So tomorrow I'm heading off to be with family, so this may or may not be last update until friday. So Happy Holidays guys.

Beware must have been the crippled spider you adopted! Get book, stapler, and pen.

Then go ask that strange, duck-like creature next to the staircase if it knows where to find Beward. He must be lonely and hungry what with you dying and all.

Take everything. Try to jimmy the various locks with your pen or the staples. Or both.

>Beware!
Quick, look around and make sure there aren't any spiders sneaking up on you.

say to that grumpy-ass chair.

You gonna eat that stapler? Well we can share it...

We apparently need to open those drawers, go to the first exam room and look for a key.

>>480393
Well the 'beware' message seems to refer to that spider in the archway to the right. So, I guess, don't get too close to it. What's the poster on the wall say, and the plaque on the front of the desk?

>duck-like creature
It's a chair!

Check pockets for keys

take that pen dude
always need a pen on hand

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>Get items
You grabbed the book, pen, and stapler.
>Check inventory for keys
No keys.
Weird how everything fits in your pockets.
Aaand I'm back! I hope the holidays were good to everyone as they were to me.

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You hear music from 'Exam Room #1.'
It's some classical waltz with someone yelling about another being 'off of the beat.'

before you go in, read the stuff you found in the drawers, and the notebook in your inventory also.

Lets check Exam 2 first since its closer.

If the exam room #1 door is similar to exam room #2 door, barricade it by sticking that chair under the doorknob.
Then we can safely examine exam room #2

Examine the skull poster

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>Read book.
Only one page, altough falling into a second page, has writing in it.

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>Enter Exam room #2 because it's closer.
This doesn't look like an exam room.

say hello to your little friend.

Go say hello to that red-clothed guy.

Leave exam room #2, go to #1.

Ask William if he knows where Beware is.

>>481264
Admire his red suit.
It SUITS him quite well.

I think exam rooms are just another way of saying moral tests of judgement, lets see where the situation takes us.