Bitquest Justacritic 2012/12/30(Sun)18:28 No. 481358 ID: 9b006d
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>>481093 Wake up, you're being ambushed.
>>481099 leap up and deflect attack with rock hard abs
>>481128 Wake up you gonna get...ambushed.
Well that'll explain this, you know warnings are so very helpful when a corgi isn't fast asleep you know.

>>481357
That's why you're supposed to put blankets below you as well as well as above. Helps with the hardness, and the cold ground can be as much a heat thief as the cold air.

>>481358
Hey, we tried. Not our fault you didn't listen. Adventures kind of need to learn to sleep light.

Wiggle your niblets!

I don't suppose you have any handy templar powers?

Whatever. Put them canines to good use- start chewing through the rope.

Start rubbing that rope on the stone wall to fray it, eventually you'll get it down to the point where you can snap them.

Since someone tied you up, it stands to reason that they'll be back soon. That's when you snap the ropes and destroy them with your corgi might!

Bitquest Justacritic 2012/12/31(Mon)16:49 No. 481499 ID: 9b006d
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>>481360 That's why you're supposed to put blankets below you as well as well as above. Helps with the hardness, and the cold ground can be as much a heat thief as the cold air.
Hey, we tried. Not our fault you didn't listen. Adventures kind of need to learn to sleep light.
Thanks I'll remember that next time if there is one. Actually this is my first time roaming the world... Most of my life has been spent in an Order Chapterhouse.
>>481363 Wiggle your niblets!
Wiggle my what?

>>481367 I don't suppose you have any handy templar powers?
Huh? You mean utility abilities? I only know Speak with Deity (10 MP) but I don't think talking to a god would help right now.

>>481368 Whatever. Put them canines to good use- start chewing through the rope.
Whoever this person is, he's good, the ropes are just out of my reach.

>>481452 Start rubbing that rope on the stone wall to fray it, eventually you'll get it down to the point where you can snap them.

Since someone tied you up, it stands to reason that they'll be back soon. That's when you snap the ropes and destroy them with your corgi might!
Ummm I think it's a bit late for that...

???-Hello, sorry I tied you up, but I needed somewhere to sleep and I was afraid that you'll wake up early and try to kill me.

What should I do now?

Alright, diplomacy time then.
Ask to be untied, and what happened with your bedroll and other stuff, seeing as how it was an absolute terrible sleep.

"Hey, I'm a good guy! I don't kill people unless I need to! It's, like, my thing, you know?"

Well... alright then? No hard feelings if I get untied and get my stuff back.

Why would he expect a Templar to kill him?
Unless... is he a heretic?

do what you think is safe, not murder, but as with spear & defence, act as welcoming, but take note, you will have to kill them, no matter how close unless others that need ending

Bitquest Justacritic 2012/12/31(Mon)18:46 No. 481557 ID: 9b006d
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>>481525 Why would he expect a Templar to kill him?
Unless... is he a heretic?
Ah hah, funny thing about that, I haven't earned the privilege of wearing the cross mantle yet and it looks like this fox hasn't gone through my things to see my things to see the token that says I'm a Templar. Besides if he really was a heretic I would most likely be dead by now. Heretics usually are able to know who we are by sight.

>>481501Alright, diplomacy time then.
Ask to be untied, and what happened with your bedroll and other stuff, seeing as how it was an absolute terrible sleep.
>>481514"Hey, I'm a good guy! I don't kill people unless I need to! It's, like, my thing, you know?"
>>481522Well... alright then? No hard feelings if I get untied and get my stuff back.
>>481538[u]do what you think is safe, not murder, but as with spear & defence, act as welcoming, but take note, you will have to kill them, no matter how close unless others that need ending
I'll try talking then, the fact that I'm alive makes me sure that this isn't a heretic.
Hey I'm a Templar so you don't need to be afraid that I would've killed you in your sleep. Could you let me go now? Anyway who are you?

Oh alright then. Me? I'm Martin Ventus, an Affliction Sorcerer. I'm on a journey to become a master sorcerer... You said you're a Templar? Could I travel with you for a while? You see I'm a magic user and we're a little squishy.

>>481557
Ask how he feels about killing heretics. If he isn't strongly opposed, let him travel with you.

>Affliction Sorcerer
...is that the kind of thing templars are down with? Doesn't sound particularly positive.

But yeah, if he's not a heretic, we don't mind traveling with a mage. They can be handy.

Warn him you're going to deal with some jackals harassing people. Maybe purge some heretics and all that good stuff too.

Perfect combination! You can tank and he can DPS.

Bitquest Justacritic 2013/01/01(Tue)17:48 No. 481740 ID: 9b006d
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>>481562 >Affliction Sorcerer
...is that the kind of thing templars are down with? Doesn't sound particularly positive.

But yeah, if he's not a heretic, we don't mind traveling with a mage. They can be handy.
They're magic users with a talent of having nasty effects with their battle magic. I agree magic would be helpful.

>>481561 Ask how he feels about killing heretics. If he isn't strongly opposed, let him travel with you.
So how do you feel about heretics?
They're a rather nasty sort, nobody likes their kind around any civilized area.
>>481566 Warn him you're going to deal with some jackals harassing people. Maybe purge some heretics and all that good stuff too.
I'm also looking into the Jackal tribes, they seem to be abducting more people than normal. Heretics may be involved.
That's strange I've also heard that they're abducting women as well.

Well questors should I let him join me?

Might as well. You are the defender class, so having a glass cannon in the party is more feasible than with most people.

Yes.
Because you will need someone to switch in and out with on night watch, since apparently we can't do that from this perspective. These guys we're going after abduct people, you don't want to be caught off-guard again.

Yes.
What is his name?
Feel his bum.

Bitquest Justacritic 2013/01/03(Thu)17:00 No. 482093 ID: dc5623
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>>481746 Yes.
Because you will need someone to switch in and out with on night watch, since apparently we can't do that from this perspective. These guys we're going after abduct people, you don't want to be caught off-guard again.

Yeah that'll be a good idea. I was lucky this wasn't someone who really wanted to kill me.

>>481753 Yes.
What is his name?
Feel his bum.
It was Martin Ventus, he mentioned that earlier, and why in the Temple's name would I want to do that?

I would be honored to travel with you Martin Ventus. May this be a good idea for both of us. Now could you let me out of this?
Oh sure.

???? Justacritic 2013/01/03(Thu)17:01 No. 482094 ID: dc5623
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???-Sigh...

>>482094

Let me guess, you're Tom?

Hi, are you this universe's version of Tom?

Bitquest Justacritic 2013/01/03(Thu)18:49 No. 482108 ID: dc5623
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Tom-Oh hey it's you guys! How're ya doing? Funny meeting you here of all places =)

>>482095 Let me guess, you're Tom?
Tom-Who else would this lovable mug belong to?

>>482096 Hi, are you this universe's version of Tom?
Tom-Yes and no

Alright then. So, superposition of Tom and not-Tom, what's up?

What are we breaking today, chief?

Bitquest Justacritic 2013/01/04(Fri)15:10 No. 482336 ID: dc5623
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>>482110 Alright then. So, superposition of Tom and not-Tom, what's up?
>>482221 What are we breaking today, chief?
Tom-Nothing much, just doing my job here in this particular plane of existence. Been keeping watch for anything interesting, the policy is more... customer and employee oriented. It's a pretty cushy gig too. By the way why are you here?

I'm blaming it on the booze and adorable dog people. Also, skeletor.

>By the way why are you here?
Dunno. We just end up places. We don't have much control over things.

We were just advising some kind of Corgi Templar dude. Feel free to throw some chaos his way, keep things interesting.

Bitquest Justacritic 2013/01/04(Fri)18:12 No. 482439 ID: dc5623
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>>482341 I'm blaming it on the booze and adorable dog people. Also, skeletor.
Tom-Ah man you won't believe the booze we got here! Oh Skeletor, that idiot in Castle Hellskull, don't let him bother you too much.

>>482361 Dunno. We just end up places. We don't have much control over things.

We were just advising some kind of Corgi Templar dude. Feel free to throw some chaos his way, keep things interesting.
Tom-Hmmm you mean that corgi walking around the desert with that fox? Their lives are going to be interesting enough without my help, after all they got you guys. Still I'll keep an eye on them, they're a riot! Anyway you should be getting back to them now. Got any last minute questions?

I have a question! Does the templars swearing off the wiles of women thing include men?

You sure they couldn't use some chaos? Spontaneous technicolor sand? Animate weapons? Bikinis? Baleful Polymorph?

What were you looking so grumpy about before we showed up anyways?

Bitquest Justacritic 2013/01/05(Sat)13:46 No. 482649 ID: dc5623
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>>482453 I have a question! Does the templars swearing off the wiles of women thing include men?
Tom-I see what you did there. No, so go wild you guys!

>>482455 You sure they couldn't use some chaos? Spontaneous technicolor sand? Animate weapons? Bikinis? Baleful Polymorph?

What were you looking so grumpy about before we showed up anyways?
Tom-Hey who the God of Chaos, Eating, Fun, Comedy, and Parties around here? I would be the first to say there's never enough chaos, but there's no point in adding to something that's gonna be already good you know?
Why I so serious? Well I gotta deal with paperwork just finished a batch. So I was wondering what should I do to unwind. Anyway better get back to that Templar you guys been talking about.
If you see her, give my hellos to Chee.

Bitquest Justacritic 2013/01/05(Sat)13:49 No. 482653 ID: dc5623
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think you got it bad. I've got a robe and a cloak, thank you very much!
Well, why don't you just take it off?

Whoa there, take it a little slower bro.

Also there's something behind you.

Pfff. Robes and a clock insulate you. There's a reason desert dwellers dress that way, keeps you cool. I'm in full defender armor, here.

Also, there's someone (on a mount, I think?) between those spikes on the hill behind you.

Hey, sorry about that, we got side tracked for a bit so what happened while we were gone?

Bitquest Justacritic 2013/01/05(Sat)15:46 No. 482746 ID: dc5623
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>>482735 Hey, sorry about that, we got side tracked for a bit so what happened while we were gone?
Where have you guys been! You had me worried there, well we managed to make it to the desert and by the Temple this heat is killing me.
Hey are these those voices you told me about, and wait how can I hear you all?

>>482674 Pfff. Robes and a clock insulate you. There's a reason desert dwellers dress that way, keeps you cool. I'm in full defender armor, here.
Actually not full defender armor but still what they said!
Oh you would think that, try it with a layer of fur as well!

>>482669 Whoa there, take it a little slower bro.

Also there's something behind you.
>>482674 Also, there's someone (on a mount, I think?) between those spikes on the hill behind you.
Huh? What are you talking about?
Someone behind us? That's... a desert scorpion... but they're not that usually huge...
What now?

well magic man show us what you can do. zap that thing.

Can you use paralyze or slow? If you can stop him long enough, Kero should be able to cut off one of his legs or tail.

Hey Martin, Yeah sometimes joining someone who can hear us makes you hear us too. That's how we know Kero isn't crazy because head voices caused by being crazy aren't contagious. So what exactly are you capable of as an affliction sorcerer, does that mean you specialize in status ailments? We'll need to know before we can suggest things so we don't recommend you throw lightning at it only to discover that isn't something you can do.

Yeah, let's get a status report from Marty here. Equipment, spells, skills, yadayada.
Also, you can hear us now because you are in Kero's party. We are Kero's questers, which basically means we're lesser advice gods for adventurers.

Bitquest Justacritic 2013/01/05(Sat)16:30 No. 482783 ID: dc5623
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>>482771 Hey Martin, Yeah sometimes joining someone who can hear us makes you hear us too. That's how we know Kero isn't crazy because head voices caused by being crazy aren't contagious. So what exactly are you capable of as an affliction sorcerer, does that mean you specialize in status ailments? We'll need to know before we can suggest things so we don't recommend you throw lightning at it only to discover that isn't something you can do.
>>482768 Can you use paralyze or slow? If you can stop him long enough, Kero should be able to cut off one of his legs or tail.
>>482750 well magic man show us what you can do. zap that thing.
Oh right, well yes I do specialize in status ailments but they are added as a side effect of elemental spells as well. Here's what I got for combat.
HP 11/11 MP 33/33
Affliction Boost-Passive-Gives a minor increase to the odds of inflicting a status ailment
Poison Gust-3MP-Does light Wind Damage and has a small chance of inflicting poison
Scalding Spark-3MP-Does light Fire Damage and has a small chance of inflicting a burn
Should we fight that bug?

"how can I hear you all?"

We've mentioned we're minor deities, right?
Oh, and from past experience, large-r beasts tend to have become so by someone selectively breeding/magic-ing them larger. I'd expect Jackals soon.

Well, that thing's a bug, so I'd expect it to be weak to poison. As a desert dweller, it's probably fairly resistant to heat and burns.

So make with the poison magic pew pews, and templar stabbings, already.

>We've mentioned we're minor deities, right?
Oh yeah, totally. Just got off a conference call with one of our peers. QuQ

Bug is weak to Fire, kill it with Fire!
No wait, wrong system.

Yeah give Poison Gust a shot then get behind Kero. Kero, defense buff yourself.

Bitquest Justacritic 2013/01/05(Sat)18:07 No. 482866 ID: dc5623
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It's coming!
Battle initiated

Bitquest Justacritic 2013/01/05(Sat)18:10 No. 482871 ID: dc5623
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So yeah this is bigger than I thought it would be. Wish we had somebody that knows Scanning.
We go first, so what tactics should we go by?

Kero: Anointing Ward on Self
Martin: Poison Gust on Scorpion

Theme Justacritic 2013/01/05(Sat)18:16 No. 482884 ID: dc5623
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(By the way combat music)

We don't have a healer yet and Marin has way too few HP to be taking any hits so if you're not already in the back row get there other wise just drop a couple Poison Gusts. Kero go ahead and put an Anointing Ward on Martin and wait to see this things damage output before deciding whether to use another one this fight on yourself or not.

Bitquest Justacritic 2013/01/06(Sun)18:32 No. 483191 ID: dc5623
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>>482910 We don't have a healer yet and Marin has way too few HP to be taking any hits so if you're not already in the back row get there other wise just drop a couple Poison Gusts. Kero go ahead and put an Anointing Ward on Martin and wait to see this things damage output before deciding whether to use another one this fight on yourself or not.
>>482878 Martin: Poison Gust on Scorpion
Martin cast Poison Gust Huge Scorpion takes 26 damage!
Kero blessed Martin with [b] Anointing Ward
Martin's defense increased
Huge Scorpion scratches Kero with its claw
Kero takes 2 damage

Ugh you better keep back Martin
Why? That thing merely scratched you.
I've got a heavy divine blessing on me, what about you?
Oh

Next Round's Tactics?

Kero: Show him your stabs.
Martin: Scalding Spark. We should test to see which is more effective, for future reference in our COMPENDIUM OF MONSTERS.

Do the damaging status effects stack with themselves? In either case, we should try the burning one.

I don't think the Wind spell actually applied the poison this round. It's only a chance each time, and I think wind is still going to be more effective against a desert creature than fire.

My vote goes for using wind again, and showing it all the stabs.

Quick, do a barrel roll!

Bitquest Justacritic 2013/01/07(Mon)12:01 No. 483334 ID: dc5623
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>>483201 Kero: Show him your stabs.
Martin: Scalding Spark. We should test to see which is more effective, for future reference in our COMPENDIUM OF MONSTERS.
>>483209 Do the damaging status effects stack with themselves? In either case, we should try the burning one.
>>483222 I don't think the Wind spell actually applied the poison this round. It's only a chance each time, and I think wind is still going to be more effective against a desert creature than fire.

My vote goes for using wind again, and showing it all the stabs.
Martin cast Scalding Spark Huge Scorpion takes 2 damage.
Kero pierces with his lance. Huge Scorpion takes 16 damage.
Huge Scorpion scratches Kero. Kero takes 2 damage.

What in? It's not that effective?
Stab-y, staby-y, stab!
>>483270 Quick, do a barrel roll!
I don't know that technique!
Don't look at me, I'm a sorcerer I don't do acrobatics.

Next Round Tactics?

Okay continue to poison gust and stab it until either it dies, Kero falls below 10 health when he'll want to use a potion, Martin takes a hit so we can figure out when he should quaff potions, or the scorpion does something different.

Oh noes, FIRE isn't very useful in a DESERT. Who would have guessed that such a thing might be true?

Yeah, stabs and Air attacks.

>>483338
It had to be tested. For science.

>>483336
This, pretty much.

Bitquest Justacritic 2013/01/07(Mon)13:43 No. 483360 ID: dc5623
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>>483336 Okay continue to poison gust and stab it until either it dies, Kero falls below 10 health when he'll want to use a potion, Martin takes a hit so we can figure out when he should quaff potions, or the scorpion does something different.
>>483338 Oh noes, FIRE isn't very useful in a DESERT. Who would have guessed that such a thing might be true?

Yeah, stabs and Air attacks.
Martin casts Poison Gust Huge Scorpion takes 27 damage.
Huge Scorpion claws Kero. Kero takes 2 damage.
Kero pierces with his lance. Huge Scorpion takes 12 damage.
Huge Scorpion dies!
Huge Scorpion inexplicably has 500 gold on its person.

>>483338
I was thinking that Poison would not be effective against a creature which is often poisonous, but apparently not.

Bitquest Justacritic 2013/01/07(Mon)13:44 No. 483362 ID: dc5623
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Well that was a nice distraction. What now?
I can see one of the Jackal tribe cities in the distance over there. But what do you recommend?

It would be dangerous to let ourselves get kidnapped until we've completed our initial investigation so we should disguise you two as women so neither of you get stolen up in the night.

>>483361
Obviously we're using Crawl logic here. All the bugs have rPois-.

>What now?
Grind scorpions for the next ten hours or so.

Bitquest Justacritic 2013/01/07(Mon)18:12 No. 483406 ID: dc5623
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>>483365 It would be dangerous to let ourselves get kidnapped until we've completed our initial investigation so we should disguise you two as women so neither of you get stolen up in the night.
No.
But the Jackals revere wome-
No, I don't have much pride as a man so I'm not giving up what little I have.
Well it looks like that idea won't work.

>>483366 Grind scorpions for the next ten hours or so.
Huh? I don't know what you're thinking but grinding up the scorpion utterly ruins their venom sacs and contaminates the distillation process.
I think they're talking about a different meaning.
Anyway, I think we should just ask around in the city. I mean we're not likely to be assaulted in the streets or else it would be more than likely that a war would start over that.
Then what questions do you want us to ask the people in the city?

Fine let someone sneak into your window and run off with you in the middle of the night. Martin can attest to how easy it is to catch you unaware in your sleep. As for questions, we should look into the buildings previous victims were taken from see how they're getting in and see what general region the abductors are operating in.

Fine, but you're doing night watches. Check the state of the city first, and ask around for quests, act like any other templar/adventurer passing through. Don't seem suspicious.

Bitquest Justacritic 2013/01/08(Tue)20:41 No. 483759 ID: dc5623
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>>483421 Fine let someone sneak into your window and run off with you in the middle of the night. Martin can attest to how easy it is to catch you unaware in your sleep. As for questions, we should look into the buildings previous victims were taken from see how they're getting in and see what general region the abductors are operating in.
Well it's a normal regular Jackal tribe city, there doesn't seem to be any fear of strangers here.
While there are very few people on the street I say it has to do with the heat.
>>483449 Fine, but you're doing night watches. Check the state of the city first, and ask around for quests, act like any other templar/adventurer passing through. Don't seem suspicious.
Ugh I'm not that helpless you know.
It's a bit strange, I don't feel hostility but more of curiosity..., the unnerving kind, who should we ask questions?

Maybe you should look behind you?

Avoid openly looking at the guy behind you unless he gets closer. You should just ask around for quest stuff like normal, stay a night in the inn, then ambush the guys who will probably try to kidnap you.

>>484092
Reverse ambush!

Bitquest Justacritic 2013/01/12(Sat)11:33 No. 484826 ID: 80a28e
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>>484092 Avoid openly looking at the guy behind you unless he gets closer. You should just ask around for quest stuff like normal, stay a night in the inn, then ambush the guys who will probably try to kidnap you.
>>484183 Reverse ambush!
That sounds like a great idea!
We are in an inn. There's an innkeeper here, but what sort of questions do we ask him? Besides what's up?
Jackal Innkeeper-Adventurers? Do you wish to purchase rooming?
Yes but tell us has there been anything unusual happening around these parts?
Jackal Innkeeper- Well yes, scorpions have been getting larger for the past few months, and strange people have been sighted wandering the sands. The desert has been showing signs of mortal sacrifice mostly from areas surrounding the desert. It's gotten so bad that the tribes are abducting everyone else for their own safety.

Secret mortal sacrifices? That sounds acts of like HERESY to me. Ask where these things were sighted, and if there is enough time left in the day we should head out there to investigate.

I don't think I trust the tribes to be uninvolved in this, but it would be foolish to say so right now. We should still go through the plan to confront the abductors if we have not found a better lead before then.

Bitquest Justacritic 2013/01/19(Sat)19:45 No. 486396 ID: ae196a
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>>484830 Secret mortal sacrifices? That sounds acts of like HERESY to me. Ask where these things were sighted, and if there is enough time left in the day we should head out there to investigate.

I don't think I trust the tribes to be uninvolved in this, but it would be foolish to say so right now. We should still go through the plan to confront the abductors if we have not found a better lead before then.
So where have these sacrifices been?
Jackal Innkeep- They're usually found... after the fact. That's mainly the reason why the tribes are doing preemptive abductions. There are very few signs to tell who is next on these sacrificial attacks.
One room for two please
Jackal Innkeep- That will be 50 coins.
-50 Coins
450 Coins left

Bitquest Justacritic 2013/01/19(Sat)19:47 No. 486397 ID: ae196a
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So all you questers, there is enough time to go on searching around the desert but there's the risk that it will be dark by the time we finish the day's search.
I'd say that we should take the time to rest after all those blasted searing days.
Still standing around won't help but what do you think we should do?

You should ask around town for more info on the heretical sacrifices.

Searching around the desert without a specific location in mind sounds unlikely to help much. Resting a bit and looking around town until nightfall sounds like a decent plan.

Bitquest Justacritic 2013/01/26(Sat)18:45 No. 487790 ID: ae196a
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>>486432 Searching around the desert without a specific location in mind sounds unlikely to help much. Resting a bit and looking around town until nightfall sounds like a decent plan.
>>486398 You should ask around town for more info on the heretical sacrifices.
Yeah, it'll be better if we're fully rested before tackling gathering information.
Fine, we'll take a short break but then we're going to get to the bottom of this.

Bitquest Justacritic 2013/01/26(Sat)18:48 No. 487792 ID: ae196a
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???:I’m not the type for feel good speeches, you all know that about me right?
So I’m not going to sprout anything about for your country, for glory or honor!
So if you need a reason for fighting then here’s one for you!

Bitquest Justacritic 2013/01/26(Sat)18:53 No. 487794 ID: ae196a
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We’re going to get rid of every last shitty nome from our tunnels!!! Now who’s with me?!?!

This is your mother speaking, can you hear me?

OOOOOoooooOOOOOooo, why didn't you visit me when I was sick, honey bunches?
I miiiIIIIIiiiiIIIIssed yooOOOooou!

You are now being haunted.

kobold vs. gnomes?

what do you know about these guys?

Kill all the nomes, and take their stuff!

Bitquest Justacritic 2013/02/09(Sat)11:27 No. 491643 ID: ef802f
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???: Oh it's you guys, never thought I'd ever hear from you again. Do me a favor,
Kobold Army: All hail, Darth Shabin! Hail! Death to the nomes!
Darth Shabin: Remind me to punch the teeth out whoever thought tall black capes were a good idea.

Ohh yeah, I hate how they pool around your feet so your always a moment away from tripping into a perfect face-plant.

Why are you wearing one, anyway? Everyone knows elaborate hats are much better overlord attire.

wait why is shabin and tom in this
im so confused

Bitquest Justacritic 2013/02/15(Fri)17:51 No. 493257 ID: ef802f
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>>491691
>>491670
Darth Shabin: It was all Chee's idea, who knows what's going up in her head.

>>492025
Darth Shabin: That's what I should be asking you, why the hell are you guys in my head again? No don't tell me, there's another undead kobold thing walking around crying like a sissy and giving headaches all around, right?

Nah it's a Corgi this time, though nothing has hinted at him being undead and he hasn't done much crying since we meet him. So how did you get here? We were lead to believe this is another dimension.

It looks like you have been doing pretty well for yourself this universe, long cloaks aside.
I hear you are involved in some sort of gnome war?

Bitquest Justacritic 2013/03/04(Mon)18:27 No. 497883 ID: 038937
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>>493709
>>493517
Darth Shabin:... It's way too complicated to talk about, Chee said something about save state copying or something. Besides it's not gnomes, nomes. !^#!&* little things that go around doing nothing but raiding their head off. We're getting them out of our tunnels one way or another

>save state copying
You are fortunate to not be a tree that eats wagon meat.

So why do you have a 'Darth' title? Have you taken up choking incompetent underlings as a hobby?

Justacritic 2013/04/19(Fri)17:27 No. 506749 ID: 0441ec
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>>498444
It's all Chee's fault that we're called Darths. Still don't know what's going on in her head. Anyway yeah, choking idiots really makes my day but Chee's the only one that I'll kick down the stairs.

Shouldn't you be going now? It's always around this time that whoever you're stalking gets in a whole lot of shit.

And now back to our regular programming Justacritic 2013/06/24(Mon)18:07 No. 519267 ID: c5c7f2
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Two Idiots: WAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!

Whooa, hey guys it's been forever since we last saw you. So how's things?

didn't you already kill one of tho.... wait this one is black. is it a super scorpion?